ooooh thats a nice chopper

is that what headers feed into?

i think thats what the choppy blade things were called

the ones that look like they'll cut you off at the ankles

if the thing is tuned for corn then as far as i know : yes

i want an undercar bum

i'll feed him and care for him and and and

|| fuck him||

No, fuck me!

Jesus, he made an argument that they are able to support Fortnite on Epic Games so therefore they could support all games on it apparently and Valve is bad for taking a larger cut when they clearly can survive with 12%

Yet have fuckton of less features available

This is why PC gaming was a mistake

Launchers shouldn't exist

Consoles aren't this cucked

More like conso~~r~~le shit shouldn't be brought to PC, last place I want to be even more divided by games was PC

Good games should stay on consoles, yeah

>**Good** Games
What games

Good ones that pc doesn't have

Though not many exist

Only thing I see PC don't have are those Sony Movies they made for PS4

Bloodborne

It's kind of sad now that you think about it

I had GoW is pretty good too

PS4 launched when, 2014?

2013

Since 2013 the only console exclusive that apparently is worth it is Bloodborne

Since 2013.

God of War, Gran Turismo, Uncharted (debatable if worth it), Until Dawn

good games

I dunno

It doesn't matter

yeh

I played Bloodborne more than any other game in last 10 years so I would say it's worth it

But then outside of that if you're a FPS fag then consoles don't offer anything for you

>fps on a console

I hope you're joking

** consoles don't offer anything for you**

even for CoD I'd go PC all day

Also FPS on Console could work

Gyro

They could work with keybpard/mouse support or in VR

but FPS on a controller makes me wanna kms

Steam Controller has shown me that FPS on a controller is viable

There's nothing wrong with fps on console

I played cod on Xbox back in the day

Yeah since most of the time it's game that do the most of the aiming needed

It was ok

VR first person shooters needs one of those older style experiences (see time crisis)

and use eye tracking + hand tracking for gun usage

Idgaf about aim assist but there's none in multi

or eye tracking for gun usage and controller for movement

Ah yes

The eternal sonypony argument

"muh bloodborne"

"MUH SECOND COMING OF CHRIST"

"just ignore all of the bullshit I have to put up with by being a ps4 user"

*paying for online*

Hahaha.

ace combat is pretty KINO

What the feck? Some woman with a child walked past me on the train. Gave me the fiercest stink eye. 🤔

maybe u stink

@StickyDonutHoles t. salty bloobornelet

*not being multiplat*

I feel sad for you.

I feel sad for anyone that doesn't get to play Bloodborne

I play Demon Souls so no thanks

DeS is based but BB is better

Based > Better

like your name donut

:skull_crossbones: you have posted a `best.aliexpress` link. Don't do that. It's a scam! More info: <https://youtu.be/5Up0RtORpks>

bot now handles "best" links

wtf

he doesn't explain it he skirts around the topic

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck Yep, that's me every friday night

what did he mean by this

That I creampie my fiance every friday night

what's the problem with "best" links?

they set a cookie that will change your ali express search results and prices

|| 😲 ||

<:happymerchant:302439482517356545>

these new spoilers are ultra gay

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

haha what you can spoiler images too

yeah you can spoiler embeds too

like this

||https://youtu.be/5Up0RtORpks||

hm

or not

lol

i've seen someone do it

|| https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ ||

Too bad it doesn't auto play when you reveal the spoiler

How to embed a spoiler?

leave a space between the tags

Tag?

What tags!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

|| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbaTur4A1OU ||

The hell is this

update your discord

Oh

|| https://youtu.be/fq3abPnEEGE ||

|| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLJ-jXJLPcU ||

Got me

|| https://youtu.be/FtutLA63Cp8 ||

The only good post was @porco's

Except he didn't get me because you can see filenames on mobile

https://support.discordapp.com/hc/en-us/articles/360022320632-Spoiler-Tags-

*Unfortunately, Image/Video spoilers are only on the Desktop client*

Huh they work fine on my phone

||<:turt:443131018950606878>||

wholesome use of spoilertags there

||nigger||

improper use of spoilertags

||<:turt:443131018950606878>||

fucking greentexting when

when you get beautifuldiscord

||<:turt:443131018950606878>||

<:pepeturt:499291994649133067>

<:angeryturt:538725038346731540>

@Tribit they're working on mine too

||¯\_(ツ)_/¯||

@Hiruzen

```css
>implying
```

the > isn't green

/spoiler does this work

@Tribit they probably meant that you can't make spoiler thingies on mobile

It doesn't

||test||

Ok

@Julian maybe

||test||

Nvm you can

Just gotta use the formatting

I saw someone make a minesweeper game with those

||this is fucking gay||

Haha spoilers

@Hiruzen

```yaml
>fucking implying
```

>blue text

it's the only colour you're getting sorry

I reckon stuff like
```html
gay``` won't work eh

Discord's Markdown is still a giant mystery

<:chink:323022148870602752> On a dating site, there's some 36 year old bat whose profile reads "I'm the girl that doesn't waste her time on meaningless relationships".

What has she been doing up until that point then?

Not wasting time on meaningless relationships, clearly

"I work at a coffee shop [...]"

36 year old single waitress or some shit. What a catch.

Go for it, if you're brave enough

<:turt:443131018950606878>

I'm the guy that doesn't waste his time on meaningless relationships.

Hue hue.

Is that how you describe the fact that you're a virgin?

Gosh, no.

I don't need to couch that in any esoteric terms.

Honesty is the best policy

<:turt:443131018950606878>

👳 👍

https://www.pcgamesn.com/steam-dedicated-servers

*But 30% is still too much for all the services provided! Those don't even cost Valve much!*

@porco do you have more info about these "best" links other than this random ass youtube video of a guy who explains exactly nothing and doesn't really sound like he knows what he's talking about

@Goz3rr adware that comes in through cookies, is what I could gather from an uninterested research

Comes in the form of popups and redirections

the only way that's possible is if aliexpress was compromised (or it was intentional)

>mods are in on thr spoiler cancer

God has left us

@sum this is fucking big, this can actually make EA, Ubisoft etc come back to steam if they dont even have to pay for hosting servers

I don't think this needs repeating, but I did say that Epic's not really doing anything to make itself more interesting than Steam, other than existing

With that said, if Steam manages to pull that off, there's a lot of ground to cover for any competitor to become even close to being a threat

||Then again, I still prefer GoG to Steam regardless||

Anyone knows about the fact that apparently you can get banned for using VPN, and instead of just getting banned from one game your whole account is banned on Epic Game Store?

@Goz3rr they set a cookie that alters what you see on Ali. I really don't see the actual reason why they are doing this

<:huh:527482704191815681>

You could test what it does in a VM

>pay $60 a year for online gameplay on consoles

>no dedicated servers

>Steam gives dedicated servers for free

<:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

@Phatique but those games don't have dedi servers in the first place

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

BFV didnt have dedicated?

>tfw you get on par with current releases and have to wait like everyone else

This is always painful to deal with...

@Phatique it might as well not, the software isn't free

you can only host dedicated servers by paying EA

@johnfrum look finally decided to roll out of bed. John ||*"oranges are white"*|| Frum

hmm what do I do with my chink tablet

Use it as an ebook reader if you don't have an actual ebook reader

read manga like the fucking weeb you are

I have multiple kindles, kobo and nooks

I buy a lot of ebook readers for some reason

🤔

im tempted to buy chink ones too

>/csg/ server
>is surprised that he buys a lot of garbage

I'm more surprised at how you people don't realize how much junk you're gathering

You're perfect as dump disposals

rude

Yeah, the truth must hurt

||<:radturt:499289662641143808>||

why can't i ||h||ugggg a thiccc qt grill

Try showering first.

how many times a day

And maybe getting rid of the beard

wish i could grow one tbh

F2M, huh

wut

||<:turt:443131018950606878>||

Basically you're fucking stupid

Goddamn fuckers. Who hard locks FOV to 80 on PC

Thanks to that I feel ill

Anything below 90 feels bad

`they set a cookie that alters what you see on Ali. I really don't see the actual reason why they are doing this`
c'mon son

FOV of 120 feels nice

<:boomer:480046032546168863> 😎

Is that a reference to something

Or just throwing out thots

Just thots methinks

>eat nothing bad
>still shit water

is this what dying feels like

interesting discord mechanics

the || niggers || does not work from sending user if he/she has not updated client but un-updated can see successfully working tags from other users if their client is updated

marie kondo helped me clean out half my closet

@Matthew some of us actually work while on the clock

<:angery:518855299277520923>

I'm taking a mandatory smoke break.

>31 monster

Also that pen is stupid

Are you making this at a boomer retirement house

Everyone is laughing at you

It's a pencil, DAD

@sum you're not too far off, actually. I work at a veterans hospital.

So naturally, @johnfrum, they think a pencil shaped like a bullet is the coolest shit ever. So fuck yourself, buddy

They only say that because they arent sure if you can fire them or not.

...the patients?

Poor John, still hungover.

O B S E S S E D

funny way to write obesed

Another O B S E S S E D user

Taking bets

Using XPRESS16K