excuse me while I fail

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no shaving

smh

gotta have smooth legs

ready to reduce that carton?

lol

will gretu turdborg thank me in person for reducing my carton footprint?

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1Rqwlo0bJ8KJjy1zjq6yqapXas.jpg_350x350.jpg

DLC Yaoi hmmmm

what is next dlc: shota, traps, something more heterosexual maybe

find out in next sale

GORE mods mods mods

that is beheading

I sure hope you don't

tfw no shiggy emoji anymore :(

the only gun i can own is water pistol

gay mods

tfw europoor

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 sounds like britpoor

tfw glorious European country where I can own pretty much any weapon

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Do not lie, Lubos.

fedora collection does not count as weapon yet

its an advanced weapon system created for the sole purpose of protecting your virginity

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@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 no seriously I can own assault rifles, shotguns, pistols.. probably even a grenade launcher

assuming I actually am arsed to get the license

and they have to be semi only

<:deletdis:560200664794398741> <:kms:327934280619655179>

tfw dont own gun

i looked up your laws and with license you can have rifle for hunting which is not hard to get, and then quite hard to get license for personal carry for pistol.

so i do not know what this grenade launcher shit is about

maybe he just illegally owns it

well duh, you can do that everywhere

i mean "collector" tag has sometimes specialy priviledges depending on country

hell if you are smooth talker you can get automatics here by being collector :D || * and like hell of paperwork and 20cm thick steelwalled safe and such probly but "possible" probly ||

you can have collector tag here too, assuming those guns have soldered steel inside barrel and it is colored reflective pink :^)))

On Ireland you can own a lot of weapons if they're deactivated and you have a historical reenactment license

However

yeah that is exactly what i m saying

If you know some people with the right tools, you can get them working again

or you can just 2d print one (3d<2d)

For one of my friends, it's the friendly neighbourhood IRA guy who does it for him

it is easy to make gooooon but no idea how would one get ammmoooooo

🤔

you can not even buy alcohol without license here

@Julian was it you or @johnfrum who i chatted about the 3D scanning stuff

eitherway who ever it was

https://github.com/alicevision/meshroom there you go

finaly remembered to actualy link it

John

He was scanning gunz or something

Tervy, long time i did not see picture of your apartment

update me

lolno

c mon tervy it is me midori, you liked to share it years ago

:^D

i started no shave november 2 weeks ago

https://youtu.be/GsSzhbKhA40

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 I can have pistols for self defense including concealed carry, rifles and shotguns for sport or hunting

glorious 🇨🇿

What are you oin about cole

yeah, i m from czech republic too and he is like "we can have le grenade launchers"

@Pawp I'm saying I can shoot yo ass if you come here

hol up

Arnt you still in trashy czech land

why would i go there

it is also pretty hard to get the pistol license, for personal carry is the hardest to get.

to get it for work or home is easy

"ill guard my pile of GARBAGE WITH MY LIFE"

I said "PROBABLY"@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚

what do you consider hard

well, more people get refused each year

a pistol license is basically a gun course, an exam, some papers from your doctor saying you're fit to own a gun

Why are you acting like John @Cole go back to being everyeons favorite flashlight poster

now u probably need to know someone in station

colleague at work just entered a course to get his license

I can let you know how it works out

just exam and course are not enough to get license in CR cole

so far he had no issues

if u had one like i do, u would know it

it all depends on the final approval, it needs to be found "reasonable"

Damnit cole

by some very subjective dude in his 50s

so depending on city you live in

it could be impossible to get

Have a wall of text to laugh at about the Czech Republic

the city with basically no vowels

8:00 - The American Expeditionary Corps crossed the Czech border.
8:05 - Laser-guided missiles destroyed the Gripen fighter base and the brewery in Velke Popovice.
8:27 - The Czech army noticed that we were under attack.
8:35 - L-159 fighters start fighting against the enemy.
8:50 - All of our aircraft were destroyed by American raptors just beyond sight.
9:00 - The Ministry of Defense is happy because they finally get rid of the L-159 fighters.
10:00 - US forces have lost six Abrams tanks, which someone has stolen tracks while at full speed in the vicinity of Most, but the attack on Prague continues.
10:30 - Pandur APCs leave the barracks to defend the capital.
10:45 - Bruntal declared independence.
11:00 - BIS testers start eating.
12:30 - All pandurs incapable of battle, mostly due to faults or drowning in puddles.
12:45 - The Chief of the Staff is pounding at the door of the Lešany Military Museum and demanding some functional fighting techniques.
12:47 - The manager gave him a bike mark Ukraine and then drove him with a broom.
13:00 - US troops have lost 12 Abrams and 23 Bradley armored vehicles, mostly due to damage to the chassis on Czech roads.
14:30 - First American unit in Prague.
15:40 - The commander of the 22nd MEU, Lieutenant T. Taxis Taylor, was hit by a flail in Žižkov.
16:30 - US soldiers raise the flag at the Prague Castle.
17:00 - Clint Eastwood watches shots from Europe and writes a script for his new film Flags of our sons.
18:00 - Officially signed a truce.
23:30 - The Chief of Staff arrived in Bratislava and asked for asylum.
23:45 - Americans find that Chechnya is elsewhere.

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck XXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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at least you didn't tell me to czech myself

TLDR

cole, is czech rap dead?

I dunno I only listen to řezník occasionally tbh

I'm more of nohavica kind of guy so it does not bother me eitherway

yeah, reznik had something new recently

also rip Karel

this isn't strictly reznik but very related anyway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4veVoto9E1c

I was not big fan, but he had talent

did you go light a candle in prague or are you not a real czech human being

> hit by a flail in Žižkov.

haha yes

fuckin zizkov

I have not, I was at party with my friends when the ceremony happened

i've been there

we were listening to his music for 2h

Fucking non american hours

and that was it for us

>he parties on national mourning day

truly devilish

Every day is party day cole

stop being a coward

Yeah man, he had impressive burial. I really liked when his "christian" song played as they carried him away

who else gets to sing on his own funeral kek

https://youtu.be/S9BqbpQgouY

this one

it was great

careful you're gonna wake up the germans

jozin z bazin?

did i tell the tale of smartlock what i got in my table yesterday to be tested if its good or total shit

tldr for the tale anyway: all it needed was magnet nearby and the shit opened and never closed again

ooooooh

how much did you shill for it

hey it's lockpicking BENIS

@Tervy I want you to make a youtube channel opening locks

no

😦

it was just something friend sent me as joke

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32882443230.html

Cole, do you approve of this belt?

turned out it was way worse than we both expected

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 are you Arthur Morgan

I need some belts for my fancy pants

https://www.amazon.com/Suction-Electric-Solenoid-Cylinder-Electromagnet/dp/B07JK457SJ when one of these opened 10x more expensive lock :D

I'm more of a cobra buckle tacticl belt guy for the most part

that would not go well with my trench coats and buttoned shirts

TACTICAL BELT

(it was tho 100kg(1000n) magnet but similar)

@Tribit 🅱ELT

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 that orange one is nice looking at least

"yellow brown" what ever ali

ewww, orange for fancy pants? that would look weird

dark brown/black are the only colors i d go for

for fancy pants ? just classic smooth and semi-gloss

this tbh

no funky ornaments from red dead redemption

^ *giggle*

Wanted to make it little more lively but alright, i ll look around

it would be nice to get solid piece of leather

but they make them in cowboy style

and that looks weird again

don't ask me for fashion tho, my idea of looking good is a hoodie, jeans and fucking adidas shoes

gopnik cole

not gopnik

no tracksuit

I don't own a tracksuit

_yet_

i wear tracksuit a lot

by that i really mean just track pants

gopnik midori

do you listen to hardbass

you got me i guess

nope

pure black track pants are just too comfy

and light

i wear them with buttoned shirts

🤷🏻

🤔

tbh it is pretty hard to tell them apart from fancy pants on quick look

why are there so many polish people in holland

no markings no lines on it

just pure black

this is my idea of fashion

@super nintendo chalmers cheap labor

nah it's the weed

i mean it is not bad if you are gay

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 <:deletdis:560200664794398741>

7/10

i thought they move here for the hookers

What do you think about "nato strap" style belts, i have one on my wristwatch, would it be too homosexual to also wear it as belt

i saw @Cole s mom in the red light district working a window last week

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Is this best russian belt

@super nintendo chalmers

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32835293467.html
this looks good but i hate the buckle

shut up cheese

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 dunno about the width

it might look silly due its really wide

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 >he doesnt have the chink nato nylon staple belt

fancy pants should have not that wide belt

i have exactly the other problem, my current belt is not wide enough

it is almost like shoelace

where can i find a chink beer bong hat

time to measure your fancy pants for perfect width then

aliexpress @super nintendo chalmers

gosh, where is that measuring device

brb

4.5 cm

thats pretty wide

https://bierstick.com/products/bierstick-beer-bong-syringe seems like a great way to inject beer into my ass

yeah people say that about my butthole

oh you mean the pants

wait is 4.5 the belt width?

yeah

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 and you called me gay

or the uuh hole width

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

hole

belt hole width

belt is 3.8 i think

Size: Width 3.8 cm ; Buckle size :6*5 cm Thickness . 3.8cm

i doubt it is 4cm thick

but whatever

:D 3.8x3.8 tube belt

it would look hilarious

yeah, i doubt that i could fit it in belt hole or...

yeah probably not

are we talking jeans or dress pants

dress pants

i do not have any jeans

oh then leather belt for sure

casual pants, dress pants and track pants is all i wear

>not wearing track pants 24/7

😬

Daily reminder that if you aren't American, you're worthless

yet you manage to be both

i m mindblown

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I'm worth a boatload to insurance companies and restaurants

bootload?

@Matthew weight does not equal worth

Boatload, as in how all you subhumans come here

Is automatic buckle basically saying "why yes, i lost my anal virginity recently" on leather belt?

No, judging others based on their belt buckle is what says that

I think it might just be you

Fucking lmao, friend from hometown told me kids came to his place yesterday with "trick or treat"

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Halloween <:soy:589104157248585749> <:soy:589104157248585749> <:soy:589104157248585749>

i always pick treat 👮🏻

@Cole did you get trick or treaters

should have started unzipping and watched the kids run away

@Millwood I work 12 hour shifts this week for a few days, either I wasn't home or I was in a coma