time to measure your fancy pants for perfect width then

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gosh, where is that measuring device

brb

4.5 cm

thats pretty wide

https://bierstick.com/products/bierstick-beer-bong-syringe seems like a great way to inject beer into my ass

yeah people say that about my butthole

oh you mean the pants

wait is 4.5 the belt width?

yeah

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 and you called me gay

or the uuh hole width

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

hole

belt hole width

belt is 3.8 i think

Size: Width 3.8 cm ; Buckle size :6*5 cm Thickness . 3.8cm

i doubt it is 4cm thick

but whatever

:D 3.8x3.8 tube belt

it would look hilarious

yeah, i doubt that i could fit it in belt hole or...

yeah probably not

are we talking jeans or dress pants

dress pants

i do not have any jeans

oh then leather belt for sure

casual pants, dress pants and track pants is all i wear

>not wearing track pants 24/7

😬

Daily reminder that if you aren't American, you're worthless

yet you manage to be both

i m mindblown

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

I'm worth a boatload to insurance companies and restaurants

bootload?

@Matthew weight does not equal worth

Boatload, as in how all you subhumans come here

Is automatic buckle basically saying "why yes, i lost my anal virginity recently" on leather belt?