looks like it

I'm still lost on what he meant by "creatovlt"

I know the next word is* bankrupt

i drank a bunch of sake and was pretty wobbly for a bit there

I'm cutting back on alcohol

Doctor's orders

I passed their alcohol test with flying colours

scoring 23 when the passing grade was 20

i dont drink, but i went out to lunch with the owner of the company and he got a couple bottles

so i had some

nice

and by some i mean a lot

sake can be nice

the cheap stuff tends to be worse than cheap vodka

but the more expensive stuff is nice

we had some moderately priced stuff

it was pretty good

the sushi chef poured us a glass of some top shelf stuff tho

and god damn

that was fucking good

my japanese flatmate brought some from japan last year

some expensive stuff

best way I could describe it was a wonderful blend between a sweet, fruity white wine and a sweet liqueur

yeah the top shelf stuff is really quite nice

my experience with wine tasting as a competitive sport has finally paid off

every skill is useful sometime

true

https://youtu.be/v0USUrKx0xw

I got the normal sized sip in weird bottle

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looks like they washed out a can of oil and refilled it with monster

They don't wash it out

That's where the energy comes from

It's just a bit of extra protein on the burrito

https://twitter.com/mashable/status/997992046643232768

why dont americans just take their shoes off

lmao

All the clips of it being used are work boots. Something like that is perfect for things like contractors coming in to do remodeling.

A lot of the time they have basically bags they can slip over their shoes and cinch on, basically a showercap for your feet, plus a little traction on the bottom, but this seems easier to do, probably a fair bit better traction since there's no slack for your boot to slide around in .

Although the "Germaphobes rejoice!" bit is just fucking stupid, something like this for regular households is weird.

@Matthew I warned you about a certain level of autism required for that one

I'm one of those people that genuinly enjoy playing Global ATC Simulator on PC

But it's typically not for everybody

https://twitter.com/KendallRaeOnYT/status/1174937534125629440?s=19

https://twitter.com/thecoolmondo/status/1174982358686060544?s=19

Fucking zoomers

"IT'S SO SKETCHY" "THERE'S police"

wait

did it actually happen

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505> *it's really happening*

most active day those guard have seen in years i bet

for real

>someone is waving Best Korea flag

I bet at least 75% of those people are vloggers

Upskirt of coke machine

hot

hope not <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

@Tervy not funny ;didn't laugh

so it was hot <:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

There's a jam in that machine, but you untrained melvins can't see it

😏

Ur the jam

@Millwood come on and slam

Pump the jam

@Matthew the jam is the existence of cherry coke

@Droidbot cherry coke sells great

The caffiene free diet coke is the one that never sells

@Matthew yeah but it tastes like shit

caffeine free diet coke is also terrible, just tastes like funny water

Cherry Coke is good

I should get apple coke again, it was pretty good

i fixed my broken mi air 13.3

now if only I can replace the chasis since it's all dinged up

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I'm working twelve hours.

In my car.

In a parking lot with no lights

I hope the pizza delivery driver doesn't think I'm gunna Rob his ass

Since I'm at a burned down building

>did a battery health check

>my laptop only has 1/4th of it's battery capacity

holy shit

<:gasp:466571693222002708>

Time to solder together a new battery

the mi air 13.3 is easy to replace the battery

just gotta order a new one frm ali

i prefer cherry pepsi

Dr Pepper fan myself

oh yeah I need to order some CPU paste

dr pepper is my dark soda of choice

wonder what's a good brand

artic cooler?

i dont have soda often, and when i do its usually clear soda

arctic is fine

Best soda is orange vanilla coke

Matt. I agree.

I love vanilla coke

Only have it once or twice a year tho

The chinkpin Chinkpack grows in strength

Thinking of getting some kind of tiger pin to put above the tigernu logo, and maybe a NUT to go next to it

Nice.

https://twitter.com/VideosFolder/status/1149800061632765952?s=19

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Nice matt

All the traffic died. And the one cop I'd likely see is gone now

Do something to make more cops come

I'll wait till I see one pass and justvl go out and sit on the grass

Are you black?

No

That won't faze them then

The cop I saw was black tho

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Haven't you seen Training Day

Those are the scariest ones

Oh. Shit

Two screens for peak weebery

Nice my dude

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/319753655505125376/624359115841339392/70841115_10156242078181916_4043578273140047872_n.png

archery gang gang gang

Show loisence or face arrest

My shooting is pretty mud right now. But it will get better as I practise more.

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just scraped a load of salt and dead skin from my mousepad

eat it

Salt?

That's concerning

from sweat

not cleaning a mousepad for 3 years makes that stuff build up

Uh.... No?

Do you live in a jungle?

yes

Bloodstained Ritual of the night just got added to game pass :O

<:honkhonk:381867737443467268>

https://nintendosoup.com/nintendo-switch-lite-asks-users-to-detach-the-joy-con-when-there-isnt-any/

Lmao OOPS

too lazy to create a new os and software

lol

Can they even patch that if the user can't get past the initial setup?

didn't they alfa test those things

It needs to be connected to the Internet to download the update that skips past that screen

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would an ethernet ot usb c adapter work I wonder

🤔

matthew on the bottom

I'll be on top of you soon if you keep this up

Mat 'we live in society' Thew

Spa "my girlfriend only has tinder installed to meet art clients" Qin

wanna know something funny

next week I'm going to kr
to buy a camera

@Matthew i didn't know they named a building after you matty

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

Hella

Why is this mid 2000s meme making the rounds again but this time with annoying Twitter commentary

I thought alcoholism died out in the 80s, but it too endures, huh?

I'm quite proud of myself

I haven't been drunk in over a week now

Only time I had a drink was 2 beers

Congrats

Also I haven't had a drink since like two weeks ago when it was required

Big tiddy goth girls John

"required"

When is a drink required

Just say no n

Funerals, you pussy

Just say fucking no.

Your not required to drink.

You want to drink.

Just fucking admit it n

When you get your neck crushed by a sign because you skidded when you hit a wet patch I won't drink

Wow. So fucking aggressive

The past tense of skid is skad

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I am too lazy to Google that but your correction is appreciated and ignored because that sounds retarded

So how are you guys. I'm at work on a bonus shift. Ten hours left.

Playing the game of. Sit in my car and see if any cops stop by.

I've ordered some micro taps from china and hope they aren't made of cheese

I'm watching anime and eating ice cream.

Pretty good Saturday

What flavor of ice cream.

Going to make a tiny percussion gun

This is important to know

Or matchlock

Time for John to kill more small animals

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@Pawp I'll let you choose

Oooo. Moose tracks for eating pb cup for milkshakes.

You're sick, eat soup and have plenty of bed res

I'm not sick

Oh, congrats

>John "Alcoholic" Frum giving health advice.

What kind of pussy has colds lasting more than 3 days

>pawp, I ride a motorcycle giving advice

>not backing up the things you like even if they are terrible

Literally everyone hates on my 80s goldwing. But fuckem. I like the bike. I'll own up to it

It's a bike

Just a minivan of one

I like minivans

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@Matthew I bought tiramisu and a peach shaped rum soaked brioche cake thiing. Which should I eat first.

Both are locally hand made desserts.

An HIV test, because nobody but faggots specifically buys "local handmade desserts"

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I got them because that's where we stopped. I went with my grandfather to the classic car show

That's very mean ofntou mat

We picked up raviolis for my grandma since she couldn't go

Your keyboard should be locked with a breathalyzer, John.

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I'm not drunk, my phone is on the way out tho

John "I'm not drunk" frum

John get a pixel 2xl for $200

Think I'll get a Kyocera to replace it

Top tier phone for bottom tier prices

Get your next phone off Backmarket, I really can vouch for it being good

Wtf is Kyocera

Actually I dont think Kyocera makes phones for my bands

Shiiit

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<:kizunaNo:392899963295891456>

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If telephone plan wasn't great I would have just changed carriers to get a chink phone

What.

What carrier do you even use.

Poor, alcoholic, and prone to fits of jewishness?

25 dollars a month for unlimited mobile data and good coverage regardless where I go

Cricket.

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

Does Walmart still do Straight Talk? That was pretty affordable.

<:pepewot:589100642820161551>

Verizon, Indont think cricket even works in my state more often than not

I have AT&T, and it is fucking pain.

What kind of fucking crackhead only program are you on for it only to be $25 a month

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

Bought the plan like 8 years ago

Oh. Your one of /those/ assholes.

Feel my pain

I have republic wireless which is off Verizon's or sprints backbone.

It works p good