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2019-08-27 00:04:39 UTC

is he pointing a gun at him wtf

2019-08-27 00:04:49 UTC

he tracking him with a laser

2019-08-27 00:10:29 UTC

Was having issues getting Lineage 16 over my horror story beta Lineage 14

2019-08-27 00:10:51 UTC

Turned out I needed one single particular build of TWRP, and not the newest release

2019-08-27 00:11:28 UTC

Homebrew is a rat's nest of hell spaghetti code and unrestrained autism ๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-08-27 00:11:45 UTC

what works: you tell me :^)

2019-08-27 00:12:30 UTC

But hey, now I know how much pain I need to go through if I want to try even a single other operating system :)

2019-08-27 00:12:47 UTC

Works on My Machine ~~~~~~~~๐ŸŒŸ

2019-08-27 00:25:19 UTC

@Windatica it's either a gun or a tazer

2019-08-27 00:27:25 UTC

And he would've gotten BTFO in court had he fired, since he was egging him on "come over here with that knife" "come find out"

2019-08-27 00:31:05 UTC

Never mind, it's all fucked, none of the official or unofficial installation methods work, and there's no indication of what the problem is ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ”ซ

2019-08-27 00:31:27 UTC

Back to MIUI? Tune in next week!

2019-08-27 00:33:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/615705293732577302/1566783264707.png

2019-08-27 06:38:48 UTC

Waiting warmly for news on the Mi Mix 4; need a new phone to fuck royally up ๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-08-27 06:41:41 UTC

Oh for FUCKS SAKE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/615798071791714318/Screenshot_2019-08-27-09-24-22-563_com.android.chrome.png

2019-08-27 06:41:50 UTC

I NEED MY RPI4 CASE

2019-08-27 06:41:52 UTC

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2019-08-27 07:06:46 UTC

lmao

2019-08-27 07:09:47 UTC

anti vaxxers destroying raspberry pi resellers

2019-08-27 07:09:51 UTC

what a timeline

2019-08-27 07:16:20 UTC

I'm a reseller?

2019-08-27 07:16:24 UTC

Mate I'm a buyer

2019-08-27 07:53:42 UTC

That was the joke

2019-08-27 07:53:56 UTC

Look, just wrap your pi in a sock for a week

2019-08-27 07:54:01 UTC

man up, bitch

2019-08-27 08:37:17 UTC

But aren't socks insulating?

2019-08-27 12:39:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/615888069903515668/the20state20of20cucks.png

2019-08-27 12:42:31 UTC

""""happily""""

2019-08-27 12:46:59 UTC

"Happily"

2019-08-27 12:47:33 UTC

Of all the sexual fetishes, humiliation is one I just don't fucking understand.

2019-08-27 13:32:19 UTC

welll

2019-08-27 13:32:33 UTC

it's not *THAT* bad
but still <:soy:589104157248585749>
the lover is female

2019-08-27 13:33:18 UTC

actually MFF triangle

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/615901659368783911/unknown.png

is it normal for tea to have little sticks in it, or did i just get some low quality garbage

my bamboo got hard

2019-08-27 13:52:12 UTC

Stop net-raping cows

2019-08-27 13:57:06 UTC

Yeah, that was so bad that it had to be deleted.

2019-08-27 13:59:51 UTC

Nothing to see here, folks

I m guard in that prison and nothing weird happened, i swear.

2019-08-27 14:05:45 UTC

Oh okay never mind

2019-08-27 16:30:54 UTC

Fucking feds

2019-08-27 16:32:38 UTC

Marry your gf yet? @Matthew

2019-08-27 16:33:03 UTC

@johnfrum#6633 no, but I knocked her up

2019-08-27 16:33:51 UTC

Nice, wedlock is an abomination against God, you have 9 months to repent.

2019-08-27 16:34:39 UTC

Where have you been?

2019-08-27 16:35:26 UTC

State server In was in for shut down because one of the guys got a bit rowdy when it came to shitposting.

2019-08-27 16:36:08 UTC

So I deleted the account and made a new one with exactly the same name because I am smart.

2019-08-27 16:37:56 UTC

Glad to have you back, fam

2019-08-27 16:38:03 UTC

@Pawp John isn't dead

2019-08-27 16:40:37 UTC

John is back ๐Ÿฆ€

2019-08-27 16:42:17 UTC

>>> State server In was in for shut down because one of the guys got a bit rowdy when it came to shitposting.

2019-08-27 16:42:22 UTC

so hes legitly posting this from jail

2019-08-27 16:43:34 UTC

No, the guy got a knock on the door, everyone else panicked and scattered, if the server was shut down by discord or if the owners shut it down I dunno.

2019-08-27 16:46:42 UTC

Hey John, welcome back

2019-08-27 16:47:18 UTC

Hello Billy, do you take more regular showers now?

2019-08-27 16:47:44 UTC

I shower usually every day

2019-08-27 16:48:47 UTC

I'm working again so I can't get away with showering every other day like I can if I'm just sitting around the house doing nothing

2019-08-27 16:53:46 UTC

On a serious note how often do you bath instead of shower

2019-08-27 16:54:00 UTC

I probably have one 3-4 times a year

2019-08-27 16:54:25 UTC

Zero times out of ๐Ÿ’ฏ

2019-08-27 16:55:05 UTC

The last time I took a bath was when breaking bad was airing

2019-08-27 16:55:29 UTC

I remember because I watched some in the bath

2019-08-27 16:56:10 UTC

Probably once every year?

2019-08-27 16:56:13 UTC

And that was just because it was hot out and I was treating it like a tiny pool

2019-08-27 16:56:29 UTC

It's a lot of trouble unless I am hurting somewhere

2019-08-27 16:57:16 UTC

I never feel as clean from a bath as i do a shower

2019-08-27 16:57:30 UTC

You shower before and after the bath retard

2019-08-27 16:57:41 UTC

How else do you get the insulating foam off you?

2019-08-27 16:58:42 UTC

shower during the bath

2019-08-27 16:58:50 UTC

you paid for the water

2019-08-27 16:58:52 UTC

it's yours

2019-08-27 17:01:05 UTC

Filter it and drink it, then fry the filter finings, you paid for the food to make the dead skitimings,

2019-08-27 17:02:25 UTC

I bath more during winter months for peak cozy

2019-08-27 17:02:35 UTC

srsly give it a shot with a cold beer

2019-08-27 17:03:11 UTC

>alcohol in the tub

2019-08-27 17:03:15 UTC

Prefer dry heat in summer

2019-08-27 17:03:18 UTC

this is how you drown

2019-08-27 17:03:35 UTC

Also moderation in alcohol exists

2019-08-27 17:03:41 UTC

you dont drown, but you rather stop enjoying yourself in the water

2019-08-27 17:03:57 UTC

barely can get up, yet have to leave

2019-08-27 17:04:43 UTC

Gonna make another kotatsu this year

2019-08-27 17:05:31 UTC

o

2019-08-27 17:05:35 UTC

electric?

2019-08-27 17:05:58 UTC

I dont feel suicidal and I don't live in an open air hut so yes.

2019-08-27 17:06:32 UTC

...so no heating?

2019-08-27 17:06:57 UTC

Bathing is worse than showering in every measurable way

2019-08-27 17:07:15 UTC

We had this conversation last year, I keep the heat to 65 in the winter so it's nice to have a little pocket of a very warm place.

2019-08-27 17:07:46 UTC

I can keep it warmer or I can save money and have a comfy place.

2019-08-27 17:08:11 UTC

Bathing is comfy

2019-08-27 17:08:48 UTC

so terribly comfy that sometimes I fall asleep for a few minutes if Im really really tired

2019-08-27 17:10:57 UTC

make a kotatsu?

2019-08-27 17:11:16 UTC

like you find a table/blanket and attach a heater?

2019-08-27 17:14:24 UTC

No, use Amazon JP to ship a kotatsu heater and bolt it to a table

2019-08-27 17:28:00 UTC

I'm always afraid I would burn my legs with one of those

2019-08-27 17:29:48 UTC

isn't kotatsu the sjw game news site

2019-08-27 17:29:51 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2019-08-27 17:30:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/615961474937913365/1541976191420.webm

2019-08-27 17:35:46 UTC

There's like a felt coating over it and it actually never gets above like 130ยฐF

2019-08-27 17:36:10 UTC

You can touch it and youll be uncomfortable and back off but it won't barbeque you.

2019-08-27 17:36:49 UTC

Don't be purposefully dense

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/615962941149282305/Screenshot_20190218-200027.jpg

2019-08-27 17:36:57 UTC
2019-08-27 17:38:35 UTC

huh

2019-08-27 17:38:38 UTC

nice table

2019-08-27 17:38:55 UTC

@Cole kotaku

2019-08-27 17:39:28 UTC

Is the website

2019-08-27 17:39:44 UTC

He is being retarded on purpose don't indulge him.

2019-08-27 17:40:09 UTC

Oh, I can't tell if it's on purpose or it comes naturally

2019-08-27 17:41:39 UTC

Anyway Billy, a word of caution, it works well enough but is designed for 10 volts less. My sister is too much of a cheapskate to get a proper transformer and just has it always at like 8 instead of 10

2019-08-27 17:42:02 UTC

So probably not exactly safe despite using the same plugs.

2019-08-27 17:42:15 UTC

And the cord itself being rated to NA voltages

2019-08-27 17:42:20 UTC

Hmm ๐Ÿค”

2019-08-27 17:42:58 UTC

Something to keep in mind

2019-08-27 17:43:37 UTC

Although it doesn't get cold here in Hellifornia

2019-08-27 17:43:51 UTC

So i probably won't need one

2019-08-27 17:43:56 UTC

Oh yeah I forgot you're an unwashed Californian.

2019-08-27 17:44:04 UTC

I'm washed

2019-08-27 17:44:21 UTC

Man, all my notes on users are gone too

2019-08-27 17:44:23 UTC

Sad

2019-08-27 17:44:29 UTC

You

2019-08-27 17:44:34 UTC

You took notes?

2019-08-27 17:45:14 UTC

How else do I keep track of people who keep changing names and profile pics?

2019-08-27 17:45:26 UTC

Oh, yeah I suppose

2019-08-27 17:45:51 UTC

I never change my name or pic so I didn't think of that

2019-08-27 17:48:25 UTC

Good boy

2019-08-27 17:53:35 UTC

me neither

2019-08-27 17:53:47 UTC

all I had was the default discord profile pic before people told me to change it a year later

2019-08-27 17:58:48 UTC

@johnfrum what notes did you have on me? <:soy:589104157248585749>

2019-08-27 18:09:42 UTC

"Idiot"

2019-08-27 18:09:42 UTC

these school shooters really stepping up

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/615971218478333972/69070586_2253984708246971_7017128949868134400_n.png

2019-08-27 18:10:18 UTC

that's pretty ingenious

2019-08-27 18:11:12 UTC

>ingenious
>been around since the civil war

2019-08-27 18:11:47 UTC

there were ar 15s in the civil war?

2019-08-27 18:12:26 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/615971904343375877/69696404_3576778789014909_2008938929427841024_n.png

2019-08-27 18:12:49 UTC

that does not look like the civil war

2019-08-27 18:12:55 UTC

this looks more like world war

2019-08-27 18:12:59 UTC

n-no

2019-08-27 18:16:35 UTC

@Tribit a bit too late for that, even got banned from the channel

2019-08-27 18:16:42 UTC

even though it was a very tame pic

2019-08-27 18:16:53 UTC

no actual penetration was one dispaly

2019-08-27 18:16:56 UTC

only suggested

2019-08-27 18:17:22 UTC

@androidcrawler if you have to ask then the answer is no

2019-08-27 18:17:35 UTC

you were already banned, the role was just broken

2019-08-27 18:17:37 UTC

๐Ÿ™ƒ

2019-08-27 18:18:08 UTC

@Tribit considering how vague you guys can be, I think asking is just fine

2019-08-27 18:18:15 UTC

did you look at the pic

2019-08-27 18:18:32 UTC

no display of genitalia

2019-08-27 18:18:36 UTC

no display of penetraiton

2019-08-27 18:18:39 UTC

no nudity

2019-08-27 18:18:42 UTC

only suggested

2019-08-27 18:18:43 UTC

>poltard
>complains about degeneracy
>posts degeneracy themselves

Really makes you think

2019-08-27 18:18:50 UTC

>poltard

2019-08-27 18:18:53 UTC

what makes you say that

2019-08-27 18:19:00 UTC

@androidcrawler what part of no do you not understand

2019-08-27 18:19:17 UTC

I am simply trying to explain my case

2019-08-27 18:19:18 UTC

Oh please, kill the mongrol

2019-08-27 18:19:27 UTC

๐Ÿ™

2019-08-27 18:19:32 UTC

Implied animal abuse is not OK fuck off @androidcrawler

2019-08-27 18:19:34 UTC

but I guess rational arguments are not a part of this channel

2019-08-27 18:19:38 UTC

>animal abuse

2019-08-27 18:19:49 UTC

>in a fictional comic

2019-08-27 18:20:04 UTC

Explain your "case" further and I will permanently yeet you off this server

2019-08-27 18:20:09 UTC

>where a croc with human like intelligence cucks a woman

2019-08-27 18:20:10 UTC

wow

2019-08-27 18:20:25 UTC

what does yeet mean anyway

2019-08-27 18:20:26 UTC

my god dude just shut up

2019-08-27 18:20:29 UTC

Fuck off furry

2019-08-27 18:20:45 UTC

>furry

2019-08-27 18:20:46 UTC

ok

2019-08-27 18:20:48 UTC

thats it

2019-08-27 18:20:49 UTC

fuck you

2019-08-27 18:20:54 UTC

Baahahahaha

2019-08-27 18:21:04 UTC

I was trying to have a rational arugment but you are resorting to ad hominen

2019-08-27 18:21:19 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/615974141635330048/gunmania1392230.jpg

2019-08-27 18:22:23 UTC

No we don't want to hear you justify your furry kink, drawn/real life animal porn implied or fake is a bannable offense.

2019-08-27 18:22:37 UTC

I don't have a furry kink

2019-08-27 18:22:52 UTC

I just thought the comic was funny

2019-08-27 18:22:53 UTC

that's all

2019-08-27 18:23:03 UTC

can you please addd that rule in the nsfw channel

2019-08-27 18:23:05 UTC

at least have the decency and humility to be apologetic about it and not be argumentative about whether you can post a woman fucking an aligator

2019-08-27 18:23:07 UTC

so others will not get confused later on

2019-08-27 18:23:20 UTC

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day

2019-08-27 18:23:44 UTC

Stop trying to justify your shit

2019-08-27 18:23:55 UTC

Can we just extend the great Wall of China around the entire world? Mongol attacks need to go and stay go

2019-08-27 18:24:13 UTC

We don't care, we don't want to see it. If we do you get a ban.

2019-08-27 18:24:24 UTC

Simple as that

2019-08-27 18:31:00 UTC

@johnfrum
>windows vista
>clock displays day of week
>it's on the left hand side

<:blobstop:427568773143330829>

2019-08-27 18:47:42 UTC

I feel like I missed something

2019-08-27 19:39:03 UTC

That's my sister and it's a mac?

2019-08-27 19:53:08 UTC

Ugh

2019-08-27 19:53:52 UTC

IT'S HAPPENING

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/615997429724086277/Screenshot_2019-08-27-14-53-26.png

2019-08-27 19:54:05 UTC

Ahhhhh, E-drama

2019-08-27 20:14:24 UTC

What new development is there now

2019-08-27 20:24:09 UTC

@Matthew he looks rough

2019-08-27 20:25:46 UTC

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two 40 minutes of him going down the list of allegations against him and systematically destroying them

2019-08-27 20:28:16 UTC

With facts and logic?

2019-08-27 20:38:56 UTC

With actual evidence

2019-08-27 20:42:52 UTC

>he's subscribed to moviebob

2019-08-27 20:43:00 UTC

<:smug:589103776699252887>

2019-08-27 20:47:26 UTC

who in their right mind would do that

2019-08-27 20:47:37 UTC

pleasse reconsider @Matthew

2019-08-27 20:48:51 UTC

@Tribit I only watch zero punct

2019-08-27 21:04:49 UTC

If you want your ZP fix, you really have to go YT these days. Funny that Yahzee Croshaw is delivering about the same quality of video for the last decade or whatever, when a TON of other content providers have shit themselves to death in the same time.

2019-08-27 21:14:53 UTC

Also, obligatory
<:implying:589103384699863050> liking something I don't like

2019-08-27 21:20:09 UTC

Soon....

2019-08-27 21:31:04 UTC

@Matthew that parody of him by supermega tho

2019-08-27 21:31:25 UTC

I don't watch them

2019-08-27 21:33:04 UTC

you linked to their videos before

2019-08-27 21:33:54 UTC

I'm interested in seeing this

2019-08-27 21:34:17 UTC

@Tribit Did you ever have the logs of my kick, or did you just paraphrase what you posted back here? I know my posts were removed when I was kicked.

2019-08-27 21:35:53 UTC

hmm?

2019-08-27 21:36:35 UTC

Of that time I got kicked a few months back.

2019-08-27 21:36:58 UTC

I just remember thinking I was being really witty at 3am in the morning, and actually just being retarded

2019-08-27 21:37:15 UTC

Wanted to see it again though <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-08-27 21:38:24 UTC

You linked to the NZ shooting

2019-08-27 21:38:32 UTC

I never posted a link

2019-08-27 21:38:33 UTC

foo

2019-08-27 21:38:37 UTC

You did

2019-08-27 21:38:45 UTC

Oh, the news article?

2019-08-27 21:39:24 UTC

I tried pretending I didn't know what you were talking about, you said something that confused me, and I posted a news link for clarification of what you were talking about.

2019-08-27 21:39:38 UTC

Just stop already

2019-08-27 21:39:43 UTC

You were unbanned

2019-08-27 21:40:05 UTC

Why even bring it up again

2019-08-27 21:40:27 UTC

Honey, I was just curious on how stupid I was being at the time. Could you not be so sensitive? I know I was in the wrong, just want to relive how bad it was.

2019-08-27 21:40:43 UTC

Bad enough for a deserved ban

2019-08-27 21:40:46 UTC

But if you're really bothered, I'll drop it.

2019-08-27 21:40:59 UTC

You're bringing it up yourself

2019-08-27 21:41:32 UTC

I know, I just wasn't expecting you to get upset about it. I'll move on, okay?

2019-08-27 21:43:02 UTC

Clearly you havent

2019-08-27 21:43:31 UTC

<:brainlet:589104479887032330> "hey remember that time I I really pissed you off? Let's talk about that months after the fact"

2019-08-27 21:47:12 UTC

Seems like a fun topic, I think we should dive in

2019-08-27 21:48:45 UTC

Let's talk about the best pizza

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/616026342202409008/Screenshot_20190827-174810.jpg

2019-08-27 21:48:48 UTC

<:brainlet:589104479887032330> I just wanted to reminisce after Android shat himself, sorry

2019-08-27 21:49:29 UTC

It's enough we had him being stupid don't need you to bring up your own stupid actions <:brainlet:589104479887032330>

2019-08-27 21:51:05 UTC

Is that pineapple with pulled pork and tomato sauce? <:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

2019-08-27 21:51:45 UTC

Anchovies

2019-08-27 21:52:01 UTC

And what pizza doesn't have tomato sauce?

2019-08-27 21:52:11 UTC

So it's only kind-of palette offensive

2019-08-27 21:52:21 UTC

Hawaiian is okay, though

2019-08-27 21:52:33 UTC

It's just better hawwian pizza

2019-08-27 21:52:41 UTC

"Cheetos Movie" <:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

2019-08-27 21:53:19 UTC

I thought the Emoji Movie was the end of Western civilization, but we have plenty more steps to go I guess

2019-08-27 21:55:11 UTC

I mean, there's always been really shitty movies about horrible products

2019-08-27 21:55:44 UTC

Yeah, like the Transformers movie

2019-08-27 21:56:19 UTC

The first Bayformer was the least offensive.

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