Message from @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

Discord ID: 615952269975748609


2019-08-27 16:30:54 UTC  

Fucking feds

2019-08-27 16:32:38 UTC  

Marry your gf yet? @Matthew

2019-08-27 16:33:03 UTC  

@johnfrum#6633 no, but I knocked her up

2019-08-27 16:33:51 UTC  

Nice, wedlock is an abomination against God, you have 9 months to repent.

2019-08-27 16:34:39 UTC  

Where have you been?

2019-08-27 16:35:26 UTC  

State server In was in for shut down because one of the guys got a bit rowdy when it came to shitposting.

2019-08-27 16:36:08 UTC  

So I deleted the account and made a new one with exactly the same name because I am smart.

2019-08-27 16:37:56 UTC  

Glad to have you back, fam

2019-08-27 16:38:03 UTC  

@Pawp John isn't dead

2019-08-27 16:40:37 UTC  

John is back 🦀

2019-08-27 16:42:17 UTC  

>>> State server In was in for shut down because one of the guys got a bit rowdy when it came to shitposting.

2019-08-27 16:42:22 UTC  

so hes legitly posting this from jail

2019-08-27 16:43:34 UTC  

No, the guy got a knock on the door, everyone else panicked and scattered, if the server was shut down by discord or if the owners shut it down I dunno.

2019-08-27 16:46:42 UTC  

Hey John, welcome back

2019-08-27 16:47:18 UTC  

Hello Billy, do you take more regular showers now?

2019-08-27 16:47:44 UTC  

I shower usually every day

2019-08-27 16:48:47 UTC  

I'm working again so I can't get away with showering every other day like I can if I'm just sitting around the house doing nothing

2019-08-27 16:53:46 UTC  

On a serious note how often do you bath instead of shower

2019-08-27 16:54:00 UTC  

I probably have one 3-4 times a year

2019-08-27 16:54:25 UTC  

Zero times out of 💯

2019-08-27 16:55:05 UTC  

The last time I took a bath was when breaking bad was airing

2019-08-27 16:55:29 UTC  

I remember because I watched some in the bath

2019-08-27 16:56:10 UTC  

Probably once every year?

2019-08-27 16:56:13 UTC  

And that was just because it was hot out and I was treating it like a tiny pool

2019-08-27 16:56:29 UTC  

It's a lot of trouble unless I am hurting somewhere

2019-08-27 16:57:16 UTC  

I never feel as clean from a bath as i do a shower

2019-08-27 16:57:30 UTC  

You shower before and after the bath retard

2019-08-27 16:57:41 UTC  

How else do you get the insulating foam off you?

2019-08-27 16:58:42 UTC  

shower during the bath

2019-08-27 16:58:50 UTC  

you paid for the water

2019-08-27 16:58:52 UTC  

it's yours

2019-08-27 17:01:05 UTC  

Filter it and drink it, then fry the filter finings, you paid for the food to make the dead skitimings,

2019-08-27 17:02:25 UTC  

I bath more during winter months for peak cozy

2019-08-27 17:02:35 UTC  

srsly give it a shot with a cold beer

2019-08-27 17:03:11 UTC  

>alcohol in the tub

2019-08-27 17:03:15 UTC  

Prefer dry heat in summer

2019-08-27 17:03:18 UTC  

this is how you drown

2019-08-27 17:03:35 UTC  

Also moderation in alcohol exists

2019-08-27 17:03:41 UTC  

you dont drown, but you rather stop enjoying yourself in the water

2019-08-27 17:03:57 UTC  

barely can get up, yet have to leave