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2019-03-13 15:17:22 UTC

>can't stop talking about tacos

2019-03-13 15:17:32 UTC

You're being cucked by the mexicans.

2019-03-13 15:17:33 UTC

I'm just saying, I've never looked up euro dating profiles

2019-03-13 15:18:13 UTC

But you did end up with a chinky chink though, didn't you? So yeah.

2019-03-13 15:18:43 UTC

Uh...

2019-03-13 15:18:44 UTC

No?

2019-03-13 15:18:55 UTC

That's @porco you idiot.

2019-03-13 15:19:17 UTC

Well then.

2019-03-13 15:19:31 UTC

The point is that I'm going to another country. You should try it some time.

2019-03-13 15:19:46 UTC

I've known my gf since I was 10. Feels good, man

2019-03-13 15:19:53 UTC

Oooooooh, you're that guy.

2019-03-13 15:20:23 UTC

Mfw there are people who didn't unlock the Childhood Friend route

2019-03-13 15:20:27 UTC

*Sad!*

2019-03-13 15:20:35 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-03-13 15:21:24 UTC

Imagine putting your peepee where other peepees have been! *Sad!*

2019-03-13 15:22:55 UTC

As much as it pains me, I'm going to have to agree.

2019-03-13 15:29:58 UTC

@Matthew was she 10,too?

2019-03-13 15:30:08 UTC

11 <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-03-13 15:30:09 UTC

You fucking pedo

2019-03-13 15:30:18 UTC

>dating an 11 years old

2019-03-13 15:30:30 UTC

We didn't DATE until high school, actually

2019-03-13 15:30:52 UTC

But we were besties for years beforehand

2019-03-13 15:30:53 UTC

her or your highschool

2019-03-13 15:31:01 UTC

>He didn't date before highschool
Hah, NERD!

2019-03-13 15:31:19 UTC

She got held back a year so we both graduated at the same time, actually ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2019-03-13 15:39:02 UTC

>dating before high school @Sdeck37

2019-03-13 15:39:09 UTC

Literally why?

2019-03-13 15:40:29 UTC

Your brain isn't developed enough to feel actual love, it's just playacting

2019-03-13 15:42:20 UTC

It's called untainted love

2019-03-13 15:42:36 UTC

Just liking each other without backthoughts of reproduction

2019-03-13 15:43:08 UTC

Lol

2019-03-13 15:44:10 UTC

>untainted love
>break up because you said Naruto was a better character than sasuke

2019-03-13 15:47:47 UTC

untainted implies no weebs

2019-03-13 15:53:14 UTC

Eberhard siggh

2019-03-13 15:53:55 UTC

die Augen rot, die Leber hart

2019-03-13 15:54:20 UTC

REEEEEEEEEEEE ENGLISH LANGUAGE ONLY

2019-03-13 15:55:25 UTC

Eberhard

2019-03-13 15:55:32 UTC

Wir mรผssen die Feuerwehr rufen

2019-03-13 15:56:00 UTC

>english language only

2019-03-13 15:56:07 UTC

>says the burger

2019-03-13 15:57:24 UTC

American English is best English

2019-03-13 16:11:17 UTC

lmao good one

2019-03-13 16:18:17 UTC

Matth's a funny guy

2019-03-13 16:21:00 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/555425087088623616/english101.webm

2019-03-13 16:22:27 UTC

This is your heritage.

2019-03-13 16:24:05 UTC

>Welsh fags

2019-03-13 16:29:11 UTC

@kontroll I'm irish and slovakian by blood, not whatever that is

2019-03-13 16:29:54 UTC

I thought you don't drink?

2019-03-13 16:50:51 UTC

Jeremy Kyle was a great show to watch

2019-03-13 17:00:56 UTC

if anyones interested that gallery is by a dude called Lush, he basically makes wall art and graffiti of internet maymays

2019-03-13 17:01:05 UTC

@lushsux on instagram

2019-03-13 17:03:20 UTC

so person who benefits who turns other peoples work(memes) in to money ("art")

2019-03-13 17:07:59 UTC

there is always people who gonna be bitter no matter what someone does

2019-03-13 17:08:19 UTC

also implied memes = work

2019-03-13 17:08:23 UTC

now thats some real pog

2019-03-13 17:08:40 UTC

@Sdeck37 what a funny and original joke

2019-03-13 17:08:42 UTC

meme made by meme association

2019-03-13 17:08:45 UTC

i mean some autists see hours and hours of work to those pixel perfect edits and videos

2019-03-13 17:08:46 UTC

:D

2019-03-13 17:09:03 UTC

most likely on their work time

2019-03-13 17:09:04 UTC

do they even have a license to make memes?

2019-03-13 17:09:07 UTC

<:benis:239668961011040257>

2019-03-13 17:09:08 UTC

?!

2019-03-13 17:09:22 UTC

Joke?

2019-03-13 17:09:51 UTC

Poor tervy, so bitter all the time. What's the fun in being gay if you can't even be a mod?

2019-03-13 18:32:01 UTC
2019-03-13 18:32:29 UTC

I need a way to rig up a ginger peel g machine with nothing but a washing machine, some glue and toilet brushes.

2019-03-13 18:53:58 UTC

Tfw computer system is down so I have to write my stock list manually, huuuh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/555463585606795277/20190313_135311_HDR.jpg

2019-03-13 18:54:05 UTC

||Handlets BTFO||

2019-03-13 18:54:40 UTC

why are your nails so fucked

2019-03-13 18:54:40 UTC

Christ, you have god awful handwriting

2019-03-13 18:54:42 UTC

nice handwriting fag

2019-03-13 18:54:57 UTC

@Goz3rr because I work for a living

2019-03-13 18:55:04 UTC

@Goz3rr do you bite ur nails?

2019-03-13 18:55:07 UTC

wait

2019-03-13 18:55:09 UTC

hell no

2019-03-13 18:55:09 UTC

wrong person

2019-03-13 18:55:13 UTC

i work with my hands all day

2019-03-13 18:55:14 UTC

meant to tag matthew

2019-03-13 18:55:19 UTC

my hands on a keyboard

2019-03-13 18:55:20 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-03-13 18:55:43 UTC

@johnfrum @Julian pens and pencils are made for mortal hands, so they are clumsy in my giant ones

2019-03-13 18:56:32 UTC

Handlets B T F O

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/555464231152254996/20190313_135611_HDR.jpg

2019-03-13 18:56:40 UTC

plot twist the paper is actually A5 sized

2019-03-13 18:59:07 UTC

Mfw handlets can't even TripleSip

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/555464882049253401/20190313_135837_HDR.jpg

2019-03-13 19:05:14 UTC

@Matthew LMAO at that thumb

2019-03-13 19:05:46 UTC

@porco lmao at ur life

2019-03-13 19:05:53 UTC

<:cade:451387546581204992>

2019-03-13 19:06:23 UTC

Let's see your baby hands, pussyboi

2019-03-13 19:16:22 UTC

@porco Got the ghetto KVM stuff today.

2019-03-13 19:16:30 UTC

It's not great, but it gets the job done.

2019-03-13 19:17:16 UTC

The display thing produces errors, in particular in terminals for some inexplicable reason. At least from the laptop side of things.

2019-03-13 19:17:54 UTC

But because I fucked up I didn't buy the right cables. I now have spare DP->miniDP instead of DP->DP. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

2019-03-13 19:17:56 UTC

Didn't you have any kind of handwriting lesson, matth?

2019-03-13 19:18:27 UTC

I can't categorize your "m"s at all tbh

2019-03-13 19:18:37 UTC

@Sdeck37 I think you'll find that people these days write like clowns on crack.

2019-03-13 19:18:51 UTC

Not to mention the way they hold their pens. Makes no sense.

2019-03-13 19:19:05 UTC

Sure

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