Gib ab invite

PTP is good

I've only got shitty ipt

@basker eat my penis, pleb

Also I don't actually make new uploads so I don't have invites.

I've got 3 invites for IPT

>asking for invites

There's always a thread going where someone will give their invites to users of good standing, with admins blessing, but I'm in bed so I don't feel like doing that for you

Reee

Reported your nickname, enjoy getting banned by the cabal

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>he doesn't know about the cabal

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This is worse than being a jannie.

@SenPyro dilate.

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<:ninjaturt:499294145093959680>

Which admin has all the turtle emojis

It was pig admin

Rip porco

But pig admin is...

<:pepeturt:499291994649133067>

Here under an alias, I'm sure.

inb4 it's @basker

You srs

No, I java

Inb4 it's @onoderaSecurity

I'm an acoustic

I'm autistic

The literally who who was promoted to mod out of nowhere.

No, wait

Very fishy.

Actually no, that was correct

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/578936299910856707/600155174320865290/zqtmtua1cca31.png

Ugh why live

I want a boat so bad

Then make one

Can't take a tree down by punching it?

lol

Something a bit bigger I can sail with

Just use a big tree

https://youtu.be/3c6vDxvOXhQ

Help me doctor dick

https://youtu.be/wKBBeRcFnDY

@Julian Have you ever played Descenders? If you're interested in stuff like what you just posted, you'd probably like that game

I am but Im interested in doing it myself, not playing a vidya about it

thanks though

I would cave my face in on a rock on day one lmao

get a helmet frien

Biking is basically the only "sport" I enjoy doing

@Matthew you could commute *and* lose weight at the same time <:turt:443131018950606878>

Not really tbh. I can see the hospital I work at from my house. Even a lardass like me wouldn't break a sweat biking there. And it's downhill from my house

uphill on the way back

Nah it's downhill both ways.

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what did he mean by this

gay jannies, trans jannies, when will it end? ;-;

Discord trannies btfo

Another day in paradise

😎

Aaaaaaand it's ruined with this news of the incel killer

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that $20 playstation classic is honestly still not worth it

there's like four good games on there that emulation better than that thing runs those games

it's very easy to mod

and to put games on to emulate other things

and once modded you can run games a lot better too

lmao amazon doesnt have good deals anyway

Warehouse workers in Minnesota and Germany are striking too because they have shitty conditions
fuck Bezos, fuck Amazon, don't cross the picket line

https://gadgets.ndtv.com/internet/news/amazon-prime-day-2019-amazon-staff-strike-in-germany-demanding-better-wages-2069889
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-07-08/amazon-workers-plan-prime-day-strike-despite-15-an-hour-pledge

and this is why they're building the wage cage

cant protest now that you're in a cage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQeGBHxIyHw

@onoderaSecurity >kvetching about Amazon'slabor practices
>but still buying from aliexpress

Lol you're a hypocritical idiot

at least they dont try to hide it

#iwillneverbealimaterial

@Matthew except aliexpress is a market with multiple distributors and stores with different working conditions? lol
aliexpress' labour conditions aren't that quantifiable although i wouldn't imagine them to be too glamorous either

anyway surely the western world should be leaps and bounds better in labour conditions if that's the case? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

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Don't you have a shaft to be throating, tranny?

maybe, but i'm not a tranny 😘

All Jannies are trannies. Everyone knows that.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/air-missile-italy-police-far-right-ukraine-russia-police-missile-a9005616.html

Bruh moment

>when you own the libs with tactical air superiority

350k EOL super 540 :D

i bet thats just vanity piece (empty shell)

and police are just spinning it to be massive catch

@Tervy but antifa throws milkshakes at people

With quick-dry cement mixed in!

Says somebody! On the internet!

Don't ask me to cite my sources, I'm much too busy to spoonfeed you <:radthonk:318079469376110597>

Just heard about the incel murder. Imagine being that assmad about a thot kicking you out of her orbiter harem

twitch admin

<@&209260592911876096> Hey dicksucks, add this as an emoji for better reviewing

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@Matthew https://youtu.be/kszLwBaC4Sw

What's wrong with ⭐ ?

Because if you had the <:nostar:600446377377660939> you could say things like/

The mod team here is ⭐ <:nostar:600446377377660939> <:nostar:600446377377660939> <:nostar:600446377377660939> <:nostar:600446377377660939>

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just use ✡

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Or mods could not be lazy pussies

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@Matthew <:nostar:600452015142731776>

Thanks babe

😘

Wait, what emoji did you get rid of

If you can't tell it probably wasn't important

I think we actually still have emoji slots

So nothing was lost

Why is there a black star emoji now

David Bowie stopped being good in the 80s

For reviews and ratings

John rates alcoholism ⭐ <:nostar:600452015142731776> <:nostar:600452015142731776> <:nostar:600452015142731776> <:nostar:600452015142731776>

I can fucking read, I dont need someone to spam emojis at me like i'm a child

Gonna cry?

Piss your pants?

Maybe...shit and cum???

unless...

God, I fuck like a goddamn champion.

Side note, ow, my back.

⭐

@Speshu hey handlet, did you begrudgingly follow tribit's advice and get your refund?

Fucking deer are vermin, I swear

They sure are.

I almost hit one the other day, which was shocking since it was nowhere near a rural area.

I cant believe you didnt go hunting with the boys

Deer density is much much higher in suburbs

Not suburbs either.

No hunting pressure, decent amount of food and proximuty to peope

It's within sight of the light rail and a major roadway. It just strutted across the street from one wooded lot to the other.

Coincidentally, it's right by the building that always has a ton of wild turkeys roaming outside

I hate how restless I am after sex, huuuuh. I should be asleep by now

Just go to sleep then

woah

so the PS Classic is actually way better than I thought for 20USD

it runs fuckin N64, DS, and even some PSP games with hacks

For 20usd sure

But it doesn't even run psx properly

it does

not with the stock emu

but with updated emu (retroarch) it runs really well

yeah

it's great

also comes with two controllers

for the price it's fantastic

https://lbda.net/8C4.png

hahahahaha i can only imagine how much shitstorm internet generates from this one

That ain't real

Or is it

oh yes it is

How is she gonna seduce female contacts with that face

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/jul/15/lashana-lynch-new-007-james-bond-daniel-craig

tldr: her only job is to get bond back to movies after retirement

its just that bond is no more 007

and news love to spin that shit :D

So it's a female 007?

Forced diversity reeeeeeee

Othet than that I like her, she could pull it off

>“There is a pivotal scene at the start of the film where M says, “Come in 007”, and in walks Lashana who is black, beautiful and a woman,”

Fucking where? She's ugly as sin

She's a strong independent woman who needs no beauty standards

Good thing I won't have to watch her, new bonds are shit anyway

I think I only watched the first one with Craig to the end

Tfw no qt azn 007 for the yellow feverers <:chinese_think:323022148870602752>

Soon

First you gotta make sure that black lives matter

Then maybe they'll do Hispanics and finally Asians

I never really liked any bond movie so this doesn't upset me

but I like the jokes that come out of it

https://i.redd.it/dvdcn423ffa31.jpg

kek

Shame

I much rather have Naomi Harris in the role of 007

>haven't cared about the James Bond franchise, ever
>they cast a black woman in the role
>Wtf is this very disrespectful and unfaithful to the James Bond franchise!

Who said that? Who are you quoting?

a strawman

It's the best kind of argument

imagine getting triggered and giving a shit that a black woman gets a role in a hollywood movie

> implying we care about hollywood in the first place

i don't give a fuck about james bond

Its retarded, are you so beaten down by screeching mobs you cant admit anything but mild 'I dont care anyway'?

Also I killed a bee today, feels bad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNERcQ0iBKQ

@Deleted User do YOU care?

Which wan friends

2

2 it is

Am I gonna become a pinfag now

cringe

the cat ones are for gf

@Windatica

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/184437475236642816/570752202767859712/Oh_Fiddlesticks_What_Now.gif

hmm...

https://youtu.be/MwL3qgMNYLc?t=1581

autism meets engineering

autismgineering

I found out they sell attachments for shopvacs that make them more like a home vacuum cleaner

So no more Pussy ass suction for me

https://imgur.com/GcFQIrm

how could this happen

Brasil

That's some wacky shit fam

Got my second PC set up upstairs, feels good man

Eternal winter when

Every year I forget how bad it is

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Should've stayed in Florida longer, pleb

That way you'd become immune to heat and humidity

John, did you make any attempt to read the Kobayashi mangas?

One visit from the feds is enough for this old boy

Ha

I haven't either, but since I got Tachiyomi working on my tablet, I'll give it a shot. Can't be worse than Made in Abyss.

God, since when did you have to pay tax on ebay shit

I forget when they made it so online sales had sales tax in the state it was being shipped to, but it was a sad day indeed

At least chinkshit isn't taxed yet

@Matthew it soon will be

in AU they've started charging 10% tax for international purchases and it's up to the vendor to charge it

Based superbuy don't charge it so Taobao is all G but eBay and Ali got right on board

First of all, how dare you imply that Aussie-cuckdom will come here

Hey we're not the ones in a trade war with the chinks

🇮🇱

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/322079507110428672/600802815106875394/image0.jpg

I've never understood, how are states able to enforce having Chinese companies enforce state taxes?

They generally don't unless the goods are warehoused here

@Droidbot You missed some letters there, friend. You MEANT to say "Hey We're not the ones **W** in **ning** a trade war with the chinks"

@timsandtoms AU is doing it as part of a "you pay the taxes and we don't fuck your local presence up" thing

No idea how states would convince them

>being afraid of aussies

LOL

being in the army is awesome, you can get a pension

Dear, I work for a military hospital, being in the military is decidedly not awesome.

Overheard a dude today say he's been cooped up in the hospital for 5 months now waiting for them to perform a leg amputation (diabetes), and they tried to tell him today they were pushing it back another month

ive been playing earth defense force 5 some of your soldiers say that

he was like "Just chop the fucking leg off so I can go home, what the fuck"

5 months omg