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2019-04-08 22:19:53 UTC

They no longer had to pay for swimming lessons

2019-04-08 22:20:30 UTC

No they hoped your stupid ass drowned

2019-04-08 22:20:55 UTC

I bet you couldn't drown if you tried you fat cunt

2019-04-08 22:21:50 UTC

hold on

2019-04-08 22:21:51 UTC

back up

2019-04-08 22:21:54 UTC

Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

2019-04-08 22:21:56 UTC

who needs lessons for YEARS?

2019-04-08 22:22:00 UTC

Also, aren't you also a fatty?

2019-04-08 22:22:32 UTC

You weigh twice as much as I do

2019-04-08 22:22:38 UTC

How retarded are you. is it a physical fitness issue

2019-04-08 22:22:48 UTC

Poor masslet

2019-04-08 22:23:54 UTC

lmao

2019-04-08 22:24:02 UTC

imagine taking years to swim

2019-04-08 22:24:13 UTC

Very pathetic

2019-04-08 22:24:26 UTC

unless you want to participate in some sperg tier tourney whats the point

2019-04-08 22:24:36 UTC

only reason it should take more then a few days MAX is if your afraid of the water

2019-04-08 22:24:59 UTC

hell my nephew knows how to swim and hes fucking 2

2019-04-08 22:25:15 UTC

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck Explain this retardation

2019-04-08 22:26:13 UTC

Swimming != good swimming

2019-04-08 22:26:23 UTC

lmao

2019-04-08 22:26:33 UTC

>trying to speedrun your swimming techniques

2019-04-08 22:26:40 UTC

Did you take walking lessons for years, too?

2019-04-08 22:26:43 UTC

Fucking brainlet

2019-04-08 22:32:38 UTC

man i miss my nephew, so hyped to see him wednesday

2019-04-08 22:33:03 UTC

is he dead

2019-04-08 22:33:59 UTC

nah i just havnt seen him in 2 weeks cuz last week i worked a doubel so slept through the entire time he was over

2019-04-08 22:34:09 UTC

i have to make sure he knows IM the best uncle

2019-04-08 22:34:27 UTC

If you're not diddling him, you're the best uncle by default

2019-04-08 22:34:44 UTC

tru

2019-04-08 22:35:01 UTC

Or the worst? Depends on the nephew

2019-04-08 22:36:34 UTC

Had a fun day, met up with a friend I haven't seen in 7 months

2019-04-08 22:37:06 UTC

your penis?

2019-04-08 22:37:52 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-04-08 22:38:06 UTC

From high school

2019-04-08 22:38:20 UTC

As we're in 2 different countries for uni now

2019-04-08 22:38:33 UTC

kek

2019-04-08 22:38:47 UTC

man

2019-04-08 22:39:12 UTC

imagine being a euro and "we are totally diffrent countries away" but its like 3 hour drvie. where in america "Just a short 8 hour drive across texas"

2019-04-08 22:39:44 UTC

North of England to South of France

2019-04-08 22:39:49 UTC

Bit of a trek

2019-04-08 22:39:54 UTC

>WILLINGLY LIVING WITH THE FRENCH

2019-04-08 22:40:21 UTC

You can do it in one drive, but you feel like shit at the end

2019-04-08 22:40:54 UTC

Just take a train

2019-04-08 22:40:57 UTC

Those exist

2019-04-08 22:41:27 UTC

That's worse

2019-04-08 22:42:01 UTC

Going from north of UK to France, you're dealing with some of the shittiest rail services in Europe

2019-04-08 22:42:15 UTC

Trans pennines and sncf

2019-04-08 22:47:06 UTC

wut

2019-04-08 22:47:12 UTC

oh right

2019-04-08 22:47:13 UTC

brits

2019-04-08 22:47:48 UTC

Sncf is the French rail system

2019-04-08 22:48:00 UTC

If they're not late, they're doing work on the tracks

2019-04-08 22:48:15 UTC

If they're not doing work on the tracks, they're on strike

2019-04-08 22:49:20 UTC

As for the UK, rail is privatised, so northern rail is good, trans pennine is shit, and I'm not sure about the others

2019-04-08 22:55:13 UTC

Just kidnap someone

2019-04-08 22:55:18 UTC

I'll send you gun parts

2019-04-08 22:57:02 UTC

wtf

2019-04-08 23:00:59 UTC

I want gun parts...

2019-04-08 23:10:14 UTC

@johnfrum send me a threaded barrel for my CZ 85

2019-04-08 23:20:23 UTC

>UK government tries to ban a car that could outrun the cops

2019-04-08 23:22:23 UTC

Most of the time where I live, someone on a bicycle can outrun the police

2019-04-08 23:22:43 UTC

Except when the police get the scramblers out

2019-04-09 00:23:51 UTC

Just pried open an old battery pack. 6 18650s, but they had all burst and leak. Surprised it hadn't melted the plastic. Oh well.

2019-04-09 03:31:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/565015813166202900/oh_geez_oh_man-1.jpg

2019-04-09 04:18:41 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2019-04-09 05:57:03 UTC

Might stick with pioneer because thats what scion comes with so i can just get a stock headunit from a newer model but im thinking sony

2019-04-09 05:57:30 UTC

Honestly the price of a stock one with bluetooth is like 80, 90 bucks

2019-04-09 05:57:55 UTC

But i imagine wiring would be dummy easy

2019-04-09 06:16:41 UTC

I have a lot to go <:radthonk:318079469376110597>

2019-04-09 06:17:25 UTC

Holy shit. You need to actually kill yourself. That is goddamn embarrassing.

2019-04-09 06:17:38 UTC

Buttmangled

2019-04-09 06:17:49 UTC

Also, nice orange clown shoes, faggot

2019-04-09 06:18:14 UTC

And the license plate #...

2019-04-09 06:18:26 UTC

Wait, you really aren't this dumb, are you?

2019-04-09 06:19:25 UTC

You have to be a cop to look that up

2019-04-09 06:20:01 UTC

What are you some craigslist boomer

2019-04-09 06:21:20 UTC

Saved and reposted

2019-04-09 06:21:27 UTC

:^)

2019-04-09 06:22:06 UTC

I like the off center booty patrol because im a fucking retard

2019-04-09 06:24:21 UTC

Bro are you up to date with your recalls? 2008 scions have kind of a lot, by the looks of it smh

2019-04-09 06:25:37 UTC

This is almost as bad as the reddit Corolla posted everywhere on 4chan a few years back

2019-04-09 06:25:57 UTC

You know the one

2019-04-09 06:26:00 UTC

Who would do this to an innocent vehicle

2019-04-09 06:26:29 UTC

If i gave enough fucks

2019-04-09 06:26:55 UTC

O I am laffin

2019-04-09 06:28:19 UTC

Who would've thought: the pedophile is also a retard, and a classless one at that

2019-04-09 06:28:38 UTC

<:remthink:560491891498418176>

2019-04-09 06:28:55 UTC

Man who shows off I AM INTERNET MAN WE NO FROGIV NO FORGET

2019-04-09 06:29:12 UTC

Just think: some child is gonna get lured into the Weebmobile and get diddled by a sub 90 iq mongoloid

2019-04-09 06:29:14 UTC

cute car

2019-04-09 06:29:15 UTC

about to get a taste of just that

2019-04-09 06:29:17 UTC

<:owo:440122295802003466>

2019-04-09 06:29:25 UTC

T-thanks

2019-04-09 06:29:53 UTC

i was having a good day til i saw that car

2019-04-09 06:30:15 UTC

I agree

2019-04-09 06:30:20 UTC

He did that *on purpose*

2019-04-09 06:30:24 UTC

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-04-09 06:31:06 UTC

Keep the hate comin

2019-04-09 06:31:08 UTC

Dont stop

2019-04-09 06:31:14 UTC

How many women have ridden in that car?
Hard mode: willing participants only

2019-04-09 06:31:24 UTC

Aww he's lonely

2019-04-09 06:31:29 UTC

Two

2019-04-09 06:31:31 UTC

:^)

2019-04-09 06:31:36 UTC

im not hating, its just made me kinda sad

2019-04-09 06:31:47 UTC

you can do whatever you want with your car

2019-04-09 06:31:56 UTC

im just saying how it made me feel

2019-04-09 06:32:25 UTC

Lmao is that a dickbutt xddd

2019-04-09 06:32:34 UTC

I have seen worse tho

2019-04-09 06:32:40 UTC

I'd love to be the cop that pulls this soychild over

2019-04-09 06:33:04 UTC

Sir. Step out of the car. I smell drugs

2019-04-09 06:33:08 UTC

Dickbutt never dies

2019-04-09 06:33:20 UTC

looooool nice car

2019-04-09 06:33:29 UTC

Oh, nvm, that's just mountains of pissjugs and fast food wrappers

2019-04-09 06:33:39 UTC

No i havent but its on my list of soon to watch btw @Berserk64

2019-04-09 06:34:03 UTC

Is it showing in theaters or something

2019-04-09 06:34:11 UTC

Can probably press the on button on his phone and surface a loli pape, boom, instant cp charge

2019-04-09 06:34:27 UTC

If only

2019-04-09 06:34:32 UTC

t. Loli avatar

2019-04-09 06:34:51 UTC

T. Furry loli avatar

2019-04-09 06:35:01 UTC

its out online

2019-04-09 06:35:06 UTC

like couple days ago

2019-04-09 06:35:37 UTC

>animal ears = furry
Not this shit again

2019-04-09 06:35:48 UTC

Christ. I'm so happy I didn't sticker my car up like a fucking idiot.

2019-04-09 06:35:59 UTC

kemono

2019-04-09 06:36:02 UTC

I'm so happy i did

2019-04-09 06:36:09 UTC

I only have one or 2 subtle ones

2019-04-09 06:36:20 UTC

Like a wat sticker and a kube

2019-04-09 06:36:47 UTC

I'll *consider* putting bullshit on my car once I finish paying the damn thing off.

2019-04-09 06:37:05 UTC

>payments

2019-04-09 06:37:12 UTC

Ahh i see

2019-04-09 06:37:54 UTC

i have taz the tazmanian devil on my spare tire cover

2019-04-09 06:38:00 UTC

does that mean im a weeaboo

2019-04-09 06:38:12 UTC

It means you go to /aco/

2019-04-09 06:38:12 UTC

u mean tiger?

2019-04-09 06:38:16 UTC

Gross

2019-04-09 06:38:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/565062962897747978/Screenshot_20190409-093729.png

2019-04-09 06:39:08 UTC

i think you're thinking of something else @Berserk64

2019-04-09 06:39:30 UTC

yeah just googled seems there are 2 tasmanian creatures

2019-04-09 06:39:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/565063315349569536/708px-Taz-Looney_Tunes.png

2019-04-09 06:39:53 UTC

this guy

2019-04-09 06:40:14 UTC

yea thought it was this guy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/565063405736558602/220px-Ty_the_Tasmanian_Tiger_Coverart.png

2019-04-09 06:40:20 UTC

shit was my childhood

2019-04-09 06:40:40 UTC

funny you mention childhood

2019-04-09 06:41:12 UTC

the reason i got the taz cover for my spare tire is because my mom had the same tire cover on her car when i was growing up

2019-04-09 06:41:33 UTC

good homage

2019-04-09 06:41:42 UTC

its also the same model car

2019-04-09 06:41:57 UTC

i picked it for the same reason haha

2019-04-09 06:42:06 UTC

its a different color though

2019-04-09 07:24:26 UTC

Wholesome

2019-04-09 10:00:50 UTC

Fucking anglos

2019-04-09 10:01:05 UTC

<:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

2019-04-09 10:09:21 UTC

A fren is telling me to git gud and move to the states

2019-04-09 10:09:42 UTC

But it seems western societies are on the downhill

2019-04-09 10:09:51 UTC

>white paper

2019-04-09 10:09:51 UTC

But not as bad as uk

2019-04-09 10:09:53 UTC

why not black paper

2019-04-09 10:13:36 UTC

Racist

2019-04-09 10:13:41 UTC

wtf intel bros

2019-04-09 10:13:43 UTC

we're losing

2019-04-09 10:13:48 UTC

how do we support israel

2019-04-09 10:29:21 UTC

at one specific german retailer*

2019-04-09 10:32:07 UTC

@Jignx our greatest allyโ„ข

2019-04-09 10:37:26 UTC

It's not one specific

2019-04-09 10:37:32 UTC

It's mindfactory

2019-04-09 10:37:43 UTC

They really make up a large part of hardware sales in Germany

2019-04-09 10:53:23 UTC

^

2019-04-09 10:54:27 UTC

delid this

2019-04-09 10:57:04 UTC

>Germans.

2019-04-09 10:57:29 UTC

I should care about those backwards knuckledraggers because....?

2019-04-09 11:00:12 UTC

We actually have money to spend on CPUs instead of healthcare

2019-04-09 11:04:57 UTC

Me: sup bro
You: sup bro
Me: close your eyes bro
You: ok bro
Me what do you see bro
You: nothing bro
Me: this is the universe without you bro
You: brooooooo

2019-04-09 11:09:08 UTC

>Germans
>having money

2019-04-09 11:09:10 UTC

lmao

2019-04-09 11:12:54 UTC

>Swiss
>not being massive Jews

2019-04-09 11:12:56 UTC

Never

2019-04-09 11:38:44 UTC

Baguette. Skinny loaf or stretchy bun?

2019-04-09 11:49:45 UTC

your mom stretches her bun on my loaf

2019-04-09 12:12:11 UTC

Simply ebin

2019-04-09 14:24:08 UTC

@soddomist thanks cunt, I just wasted an hour of my time laughing at these and other /fa/ggots in the other threads

2019-04-09 15:05:21 UTC

I LOVE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/565190524982525962/lol.png

2019-04-09 16:54:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/565218115143860237/eeddec7.jpg

2019-04-09 17:17:50 UTC

why not clip the vacuum cleaner

2019-04-09 19:12:22 UTC

nice cancer

2019-04-09 19:53:19 UTC

Cool file name

2019-04-10 02:51:32 UTC

@Matthew dont bully mods, that's homophobic <:blobstop:427568773143330829>

2019-04-10 02:52:43 UTC

he guys what anime should i watch

2019-04-10 02:53:30 UTC

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two what are other anime you've enjoyed

2019-04-10 02:54:09 UTC

@Sdeck37 I'm not trying to bully them unnecessarily, I'm just calling out bullshit excuses when I see them.

2019-04-10 02:54:29 UTC

recently i watched a few i liked

2019-04-10 02:54:37 UTC

asobi asobase

2019-04-10 02:54:47 UTC

magnificent kotobuki

2019-04-10 02:54:49 UTC

wataten

2019-04-10 02:54:56 UTC

Sounds like a bully to me

2019-04-10 02:55:16 UTC

Mod feelz > Your realz

2019-04-10 02:55:48 UTC

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two did you try Dororo?

2019-04-10 02:56:00 UTC

@Sdeck37 am I wrong in my criticisms, though?

2019-04-10 02:56:05 UTC

that one looks cool but i cant watch a show til its over

2019-04-10 02:56:28 UTC

Kotobuki was cringe for me. That CG was nauseating

2019-04-10 02:56:39 UTC

i thought the cg in it was pretty good

2019-04-10 02:56:46 UTC

better than a lot of other cg ive seen

2019-04-10 02:56:52 UTC

Have you seen Katanagatari?

2019-04-10 02:57:12 UTC

i have not

2019-04-10 02:57:56 UTC

Watch that.

2019-04-10 02:59:27 UTC

i was leaning towards chio's school road but ill give katanagatari a look see

2019-04-10 03:00:49 UTC

You like Moe shit, huh? That's a shame

2019-04-10 03:00:57 UTC

i like all kinds of stuff

2019-04-10 03:01:32 UTC

@Matthew Yes, you are

2019-04-10 03:01:42 UTC

Mods always right ๐Ÿ˜Ž

2019-04-10 03:02:53 UTC

i dont only like moe, and i dont like pure moe

2019-04-10 03:03:12 UTC

a moe show has to also be funny for me to enjoy it at all

2019-04-10 03:06:22 UTC

@Sdeck37 typical of a German to be a bootlicker

2019-04-10 03:06:25 UTC

<:deletdis:560200664794398741>

2019-04-10 03:06:48 UTC

More like bootylicker

2019-04-10 03:06:54 UTC

A booty full of shit

2019-04-10 03:07:09 UTC

That hasn't been washed in years

2019-04-10 03:07:14 UTC

The cultural enrichment quota has to rise!

2019-04-10 03:07:41 UTC

Only way to repent our nazi sins

2019-04-10 03:08:15 UTC

The best way to repent for your sins is to finish your job

2019-04-10 03:11:29 UTC

But the jew is finished already

2019-04-10 03:11:48 UTC

The state of your country says otherwise

2019-04-10 03:12:14 UTC

Given his geographical position he should've taken much more refugees than even us by now

2019-04-10 03:12:21 UTC

R-right?

2019-04-10 03:14:45 UTC

Why is the fucking soundtrack for the first Tekken so beautiful?

2019-04-10 03:16:04 UTC

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2019-04-10 03:22:59 UTC

I knew someone was gonna make that one day

2019-04-10 03:23:30 UTC

i started to watch an anime, but i just wasnt feeling it

2019-04-10 03:23:43 UTC

Drop it and stop watching anime

2019-04-10 03:23:46 UTC

i dont think im actally in an anime mood right now

2019-04-10 03:23:47 UTC

You degenerate

2019-04-10 03:23:53 UTC

some animes are good

2019-04-10 03:23:55 UTC

We only watch chinese propaganda cartoons here

2019-04-10 03:24:09 UTC

i liked gundam 08th ms team

2019-04-10 03:24:18 UTC

You degenerate

2019-04-10 03:24:22 UTC

Mao would have you hanged

2019-04-10 03:24:39 UTC

You're a sinner and a disgrace to the Motherland

2019-04-10 03:25:00 UTC

i would watch chinese cartoons but i dont know of any

2019-04-10 03:25:55 UTC
2019-04-10 03:26:04 UTC

It is made by Ali

2019-04-10 03:26:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/565377102673870859/unknown.png

2019-04-10 03:26:52 UTC

wow you werent kidding

2019-04-10 03:27:10 UTC

Of course he wasn't

2019-04-10 03:27:15 UTC

He's a person of culture

2019-04-10 03:27:17 UTC

Unlike you

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