I'm at work

Tried the purple zipp? @Matthew

Blow up how

She accidentally set plastic on fire on her range and then decide to put it out with flour

Throwing flour at it

how the fuck does that happen

Thank God it was delet with before my shift

are you a cook?

No.

Depending on how bad the fire is it might have worked

I'm at work

Old people

why do you have flour in your work place?

I thought you killed your boss and ran off to Bermuda?

They did it in there apartment

Nah, he just had a breakdown like a pussy lmao

I want to play sekiro and dmc5

Nah I had a breakdown for something else

i want to play metro but my pc sucks

I was going to quit this job but my boss kept me employeed for coverage and I basically do nothing

😕

Metro is gay anyway

@johnfrum what caes

its wholesome dear

Card

u dont understand, america

I sent the liquor store owner a Christmas card and was ignored.

Imagine being this worrisome susceptible to peer pressure

Oh I saw that

I laff

You burned that brige

He wanted to be your friend and you abandoned him

Worrisome respectable to peer pressure?

What?

Matt drinking and driving, very sad

🤔

he is a real man, he can handle it

Finna pop open this 4 loko

@Phatique Blue sip, rate out of 10?

never tried it wtf we dont have it

europoor btw

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

Oh, i thought you were drinking that

Cheers, John. Opening the 4 Loko now

This loud bitch who started the fire scared off the nice grandma who was giving ng me a good conversation

God damnit

Oh sweet Christ that's dreadful

@Sdeck37 nah its purple, purple is a 6/10, ok

Still gonna drink it all, in honor of @johnfrum

Lewis Hamilton sip is GOAT, however it has sugar

"the plastic smell still stinks down this hall" dumb bitch that's where you live. The hall doesn't have winfows

Eh, thanks for feedback though

<:boomer:480046032546168863> 😎

Okay, my tastebuds have died. I can binge drink properly now.

Man my mom can be retarded

talking drinks, we had some hot wine in shots yesterday

that shit killed my throat for a time

euro drinks are just mad

I'll rough it up some more, baby.

With my penis.

just how i like it

Gay

Why the fuck would you leave the temperature at 20.5 degrees at night?

so that thieves dont get cold

u have to respect them or u end up in jail ...

Fucking wake up everyday with Sahara in my mouth

I turned the radiator in the room down but it's still too fucking dry

get moisturizer dear

humidifier whatever its called

I'll do that next time, I think

Thank God I'm leaving tomorrow

Drink water

there are xiaomi ones

🙏

where are u going

I started getting some bumps on my tongue

its matts dick probably

I hope it's just from the dryness

@Millwood did you spend the night with Krieger?

Have you been naughty Millwood

I wouldn't have a tongue then

Jesus, John, how do you do this every night?

Very bad

I don't and so far you had way more alcohol than me if you finished that abomination in a can.

Momma didn't raise a quitter, John.

Luckily, me weighing twice as much as you will keep me sober and bantzy for hours to come.

2/3rds done. God.

Wait. That probably means something.

This can is 4 & 3/4 servings. That's... A lot.

(((premium)))

>Malt beverage
>14%
>artifical flavours

The hell are you sipping, mate?

4 loko, my nigga

>After the beverage was banned in several states

Edgy

<:MilkWhack:545368463401680897>

What a weird way to just list alcohol. I just multiply by the percentage and then multiply that by two to determine how many shots of vodka I am hypothically drinking if the drink was just alcohol and water

14% is just like strong beer

Or wine

:O

Gf is making Sausage Alfredo

What a good night

Maybe I can get her to touch my schween later

Sounds like some gay Italian fast food

Looks like its drenched in heavy cream, not very italian

I think I might go get a calzone tomorrow

<:rooAwwlloween:504025121422573599>

Do burgers know what pesto is or is that not deepfried enough?

Calzones are delicious

Pesto is great @Sdeck37

So you do know

I'm surprised

Have you ever heard of Thüringer sausage?

Why? Americans eat everything, my dude

Oh, you spell it Thuringian sausage

I don't want to hear your pornhub subs, my dude

There was German place back in Florida I went to called Edelweiss, and the Spaetzel there was 😖 👌

@Matthew you later tonight

Sure it wasn't a swiss place?

Swiss are Germans

Just better ones

Sdeck37 is typing...

*More jewish ones

The pig would affirm

@Sdeck37 are you saying Spaetzel isn't good?

Spätzle are delicious

Swiss are .. debatable

Fuck

Can confirm, swiss are literal mountain jews

What the fuck

My fucking boss showed up

Poor pawp

I remember when my boss showed up regularly

It was weird

Male or female

she reminds me of a female Raul Julia so I just pretend M. BISON is on site.

kek

My managers are all QTs

Feels bad

All your managers sound like funds tho

What

Cunts

Coozes

Bitches

Oh. No, they're both cool, but they unfortunately are both professional too. Mostly.

They both tell me things I'm not necessarily supposed to know as an hourly employee.

People tend to confide in me.

like how big their pps are?

....one of my professors has a very hot very cute daughter about the same age as I am

should I...

Yes, you should treat her with respect

And not neglect your studies

https://www.twitch.tv/draxill69 bonus chromosomes? <:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

Chrome somes

@Matthew

https://youtu.be/MCoSZbCb-fI

https://youtu.be/c9Ufhi_42h0

this is not real is it?

https://twitter.com/SNEAKexe/status/1109193027439026176

it is

😖 stop doxxing me

i couldn't help it, such a cutie 😩

Nice, spring is here.

Woke up to my bathroom crawling in ants.

@johnfrum right? I'm so happy. Time to pick up 5 months worth of dog shit in my yard.

You're supposed to fucking pick the shit up

do you think matth can bend over if there's not a black man behind him

In my own back yard? 🤔

Yes?

Nobody does that, John. Most people clean it up weekly, before they mow their lawn. If you're a REAL degenerate, you rely on rain and nature to break it down. Those people are gross.

It's not hard, if you aren't a lazy cunt

I'm not following my dog around in 2 feet of snow in freezing temperatures to grab a shit pile that won't even stink because it's too cold to even have bacteria

But now that all that show has melted off, and it's above freezing at all times, it's gonna get real stank out there

So that's the project for the day. Yesterday I cleaned out my car and took it through the wash. So happy winter is over.

Lfmao that Poki fan tweet

I wonder if she has a "private" snapchat where she posts lewds or something, or if that weird fuck is showering some wholesome twitch thot with money, and she's scared to stop accepting it because she'll get murdered

Oof

well yeah

that was their selling point

"existing 737 pilots dont need to know much more"

"we only added a new system that will rely on one of two angle of attack sensors that you have no idea how to disable, but it's ok cuz it's for safety no probs no need to worry"

honestly I think it's not a coincidence that both crashes happened in third world countries

have a read on MCAS

also I read the airline did not purchase the addon safety features dlc :^)

Matthew tell me something

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 what

I guess he wanted you to tell him he's pretty

We're all beautiful in the eyes of the lord

!doubt

Finns notwithstanding

Man, that 4loko was just as loko coming out as it was going in

🤔

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English only

Shut the fuck up, retard

What's that hard times song from?

the song is literally called hard times

and it's from paramore

It's just a normal song made meme?

yes

I see. Thank you

shid

i would upload it but max file size is 8mb

my flac is 22

and there is no direct fileshare rules in effect

even tho moderators have not stated it in rules for some odd reason

>mods

>having clear rules

Choose 1

Having clear mods

Mods are a milky off-white color, and smell of ammonia.

like boiled jizz combined with rat poison?

Just about.

Should be html addresses but whatever.

@Iren Masot fuck you

😂

salty matt

More likw

Lonely Matt

https://giphy.com/gifs/sadry-arone-ronery-69ZF2NGvIi0Uw

🤔 but you have your gigantic hands to keep you company

https://tenor.com/H7nK.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY

Old meme

<:boomer:480046032546168863> old meme

tfw windy enough to topple your balance on a bicycle

Yep fucking Dutch wind

yeah

had to lean to one side whilst cycling the other day

https://youtu.be/jIRRG0HXBIE

At that point why even have a currency anymore