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2019-03-17 18:44:32 UTC

I dunno, that sounds about right to me

2019-03-17 18:44:39 UTC

I forget why I said that

2019-03-17 18:44:54 UTC

how much did you drink fren?

2019-03-17 18:44:56 UTC

if only there was a way to check instead of out of context screenshots

2019-03-17 18:46:53 UTC

>update wangblows

2019-03-17 18:47:04 UTC

>it installs candy crush x 2

2019-03-17 18:47:11 UTC

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

2019-03-17 18:47:16 UTC

So this is the power of bloat

2019-03-17 18:56:01 UTC

>windows

2019-03-17 18:59:05 UTC

I didn't feel like fucking around with playonlinux

2019-03-17 19:05:05 UTC

steam games just werk :^)

2019-03-17 19:07:22 UTC

Homm3 isn't on steam retard

2019-03-17 19:07:31 UTC

And i have no steam account

2019-03-17 19:12:18 UTC

Homm3 runs nativly on Linux, retard

2019-03-17 19:15:49 UTC

Does it with hota and hd mod?

2019-03-17 19:16:41 UTC

@johnfrum what the hell?

2019-03-17 19:17:55 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-03-17 19:17:58 UTC

yes

2019-03-17 19:18:31 UTC

Oh, that. Whatever, John, that's not all that was in your cheeks

2019-03-17 19:23:51 UTC

very poor edit job sorry

2019-03-17 19:24:16 UTC

Wow, you're hilarious

2019-03-17 19:24:37 UTC

ty

2019-03-17 19:24:38 UTC

haha

2019-03-17 19:26:04 UTC

>xbox360

2019-03-17 19:26:12 UTC

almost as forgotten as the shooters victims

2019-03-17 19:26:30 UTC

inb4 mad comments

2019-03-17 19:26:34 UTC

go on, name one victim

2019-03-17 19:26:41 UTC

mohammed?

2019-03-17 19:26:43 UTC

abdul?

2019-03-17 19:26:47 UTC

ahmed?

2019-03-17 19:26:51 UTC

god dammit

2019-03-17 19:27:03 UTC

<:hms:311152554618912768>

2019-03-17 19:27:35 UTC

Very edgy, lads

2019-03-17 19:29:17 UTC

not as edgy as the shooter though

2019-03-17 19:29:31 UTC

reading his manifesto was some fucking edgetopia

2019-03-17 19:30:35 UTC

haha, navy seal and fortnite memes

2019-03-17 19:30:44 UTC

he's such an infinitechinner

2019-03-17 19:30:58 UTC

Which is why I don't get why people are keeping it alive by memeing about it. Forget this faggot.

2019-03-17 19:31:16 UTC

I do agree with him about flossing over the bodies of your enemies though

2019-03-17 19:31:26 UTC

there's no better way to humiliate a dead body

2019-03-17 19:31:32 UTC

well.. maybe there is one

2019-03-17 19:31:51 UTC

conga after kill

2019-03-17 19:31:59 UTC

@Matthew nothing better is happening on a Sunday

2019-03-17 19:32:04 UTC
2019-03-17 19:32:10 UTC

ehhh

2019-03-17 19:32:12 UTC

nvm

2019-03-17 20:26:28 UTC

wtf

2019-03-17 20:35:45 UTC

what?

2019-03-17 21:03:57 UTC

Nothing

2019-03-17 21:58:24 UTC

ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

2019-03-17 22:03:16 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2019-03-17 22:28:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556967104792887296/t100_chinkslayer13.gif

2019-03-17 23:19:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556979885856391186/IMG_20190317_130604_381.jpg

2019-03-17 23:22:03 UTC

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck
Please lose some weight

2019-03-17 23:22:05 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-03-17 23:22:14 UTC

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2019-03-17 23:23:02 UTC
2019-03-17 23:23:28 UTC

lemme check on the bmi scale

2019-03-17 23:23:48 UTC

No no, Pussy, I want your weight

2019-03-17 23:24:00 UTC

BMI is affected by height

2019-03-17 23:24:05 UTC

85 kg

2019-03-17 23:24:25 UTC

26 bmi apparently

2019-03-17 23:24:30 UTC

...

2019-03-17 23:24:40 UTC

180 lbs is fat now?

2019-03-17 23:24:42 UTC

Burgers BTFO

2019-03-17 23:24:57 UTC

It always was

2019-03-17 23:25:01 UTC

^

2019-03-17 23:25:10 UTC

Poor emaciated euros

2019-03-17 23:26:12 UTC

I'm 280 ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2019-03-17 23:26:30 UTC

You're missing the point, matth

2019-03-17 23:26:32 UTC

again, eternal sorrow

2019-03-17 23:26:35 UTC

met qt again

2019-03-17 23:26:37 UTC

Truck is manlet

2019-03-17 23:26:37 UTC

didn't make move

2019-03-17 23:26:38 UTC

>127kg

2019-03-17 23:26:39 UTC

too scared

2019-03-17 23:26:44 UTC

shamefur dispray

2019-03-17 23:26:47 UTC

1m82 manlet here

2019-03-17 23:26:51 UTC

tfw 70kg manlet

2019-03-17 23:27:16 UTC

Everything under 1,90 is cutoff, Truck

2019-03-17 23:27:19 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-03-17 23:27:19 UTC

imagine being 70kg 5'10 manlet

2019-03-17 23:27:22 UTC

just end me

2019-03-17 23:27:25 UTC

F

2019-03-17 23:27:31 UTC

Tfw 6 foot tall big boi

2019-03-17 23:27:33 UTC

the qt is 5'4

2019-03-17 23:27:36 UTC

just

2019-03-17 23:27:45 UTC

I want to mating press you tiny men

2019-03-17 23:27:51 UTC

i wanna ask her out but I can't find the words

2019-03-17 23:28:04 UTC

"Hey wanna get some coffee?"

2019-03-17 23:28:04 UTC

are you the one in australia?

2019-03-17 23:28:05 UTC

how the fuck am I supposed to work with nothing

2019-03-17 23:28:10 UTC
2019-03-17 23:28:19 UTC

I got a free haircut and now I'm bald too

2019-03-17 23:28:20 UTC

mfw

2019-03-17 23:28:20 UTC

"'Sup cunt, want some VB?"

2019-03-17 23:28:34 UTC

imagine some mad cunt looking like a monk walking up to ya

2019-03-17 23:28:38 UTC

"Hold still while I glass ya"

2019-03-17 23:28:39 UTC

"hey wanna hang out"

2019-03-17 23:29:06 UTC

its impossible

2019-03-17 23:29:14 UTC

I can't do it REEEE

2019-03-17 23:29:45 UTC

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck Vee Bee is pretty decent beer though

2019-03-17 23:29:54 UTC

its not as bad as the memes say

2019-03-17 23:29:57 UTC

exactly

2019-03-17 23:30:03 UTC

treat her to the good stuff

2019-03-17 23:30:20 UTC

my homebrew moonshine swill will kill her

2019-03-17 23:30:27 UTC

plus it's not ready for another month or two

2019-03-17 23:30:39 UTC

<:GWnoneMeguDed:384871020735102978>

2019-03-17 23:32:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556983262807851019/55539181_121178929027063_5079023102122262528_n.jpg

2019-03-17 23:37:43 UTC

Please don't misuse memes

2019-03-17 23:37:52 UTC

<:angeryturt:538725038346731540>

2019-03-17 23:46:11 UTC

maybe next time don't go full cho?

2019-03-17 23:49:35 UTC

why did you shave your head in the first place

2019-03-17 23:49:37 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-03-17 23:58:48 UTC

I can't think of a single girl who likes baldheaded young men

2019-03-18 00:10:44 UTC

Just say you have cancer, tons of pity sex

2019-03-18 00:10:47 UTC

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2019-03-18 00:11:28 UTC

bald with muscles is semi-hot

2019-03-18 00:11:42 UTC

being balding? nothing more repulsive

2019-03-18 00:24:02 UTC

@johnfrum free shave

2019-03-18 00:24:05 UTC

for cancer

2019-03-18 00:24:10 UTC

unironically

2019-03-18 00:24:29 UTC

I look cool and /monkmode/ but I realized after girls would find it repulsive

2019-03-18 00:28:07 UTC

I gave up trying to think about it

2019-03-18 00:28:20 UTC

and decided, fuck, I'll just lie down at the park instead

2019-03-18 00:28:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556997316180181002/IMG_20190318_110543.jpg

2019-03-18 00:28:31 UTC

and here we are now

2019-03-18 00:29:19 UTC

Post a picture of your stupid bald head

2019-03-18 00:29:28 UTC

Make sure to blank your face ;)

2019-03-18 00:30:19 UTC

Then just roll with that

2019-03-18 00:31:11 UTC

If she asks for your hair say you participated to the cancer thing and present yourself as normie loving messiah

2019-03-18 00:32:47 UTC

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-03-18 00:33:01 UTC

It's fake

2019-03-18 00:35:10 UTC

Please don't post pictures or i get banned <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-03-18 00:36:19 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-03-18 03:20:40 UTC

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck could've skipped the last 3 episodes of Bake tbh, nothing really interesting happened, and catspeak is cancerous to listen to

2019-03-18 03:37:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/557044993861222403/pepe-two-personalities.png

2019-03-18 04:32:05 UTC

alright lads

2019-03-18 04:32:12 UTC

what energy drink do I get

2019-03-18 04:32:47 UTC

I made the crippling mistake of having Malaysian food and ended up getting no sleep for obvious reasons

2019-03-18 04:39:47 UTC

whats wrong with malaysian food

2019-03-18 04:39:59 UTC

@Droidbot tfw aussie "spice" is not spicy at all

2019-03-18 04:40:14 UTC

get the boomer approved zero ultra

2019-03-18 04:40:14 UTC

nothing wrong with it

2019-03-18 04:40:21 UTC

did it nuke ur gut

2019-03-18 04:40:22 UTC

but I'm the whitest motherfucker imaginable

2019-03-18 04:40:32 UTC

I'll let you guess the rest

2019-03-18 04:40:42 UTC

my white friends can't handle spices

2019-03-18 04:41:03 UTC

what I think as "man, this doesn't taste spicy at all" is unbearable to them

2019-03-18 04:41:04 UTC

sigj

2019-03-18 04:41:19 UTC

sigh

2019-03-18 04:42:35 UTC

@Droidbot is mother the australian version of sips

2019-03-18 04:42:54 UTC

no it's dreadful

2019-03-18 04:43:10 UTC

and no, I can handle spice fine

2019-03-18 04:44:08 UTC

I mean most of my favourite snacks are spicy

2019-03-18 04:44:19 UTC

Eg kettle chili chips which are insanely nice

2019-03-18 04:44:29 UTC

you call that spicy?

2019-03-18 04:44:34 UTC

my gut just commits sudoku after

2019-03-18 04:44:37 UTC

it's kinda spicy

2019-03-18 04:44:39 UTC

ye mother tastes awful

2019-03-18 04:44:43 UTC

not insanely spicy

2019-03-18 04:44:48 UTC

good tang tho

2019-03-18 04:45:36 UTC

I got a rockstar

2019-03-18 04:45:50 UTC

I've never tried it so shrug but it seems to have the goods

2019-03-18 04:46:03 UTC

Need to finish an essay tonight and revise it tomorrow

2019-03-18 07:11:48 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/557098816755597312/IMG_20190318_081136.jpg

2019-03-18 07:11:54 UTC

*sips*

2019-03-18 07:19:55 UTC

<:boomer:480046032546168863>

2019-03-18 07:22:26 UTC

it's disgusting though

2019-03-18 07:30:12 UTC

it is literally the worst monster flavour

2019-03-18 07:33:38 UTC

I stopped energy drinks

2019-03-18 07:33:55 UTC

Started to drink coffee. But only when I am outside.

2019-03-18 07:34:11 UTC

Caffeine pills and guaran powder is my go to choice

2019-03-18 07:34:28 UTC

At least you can measure the amount this way

2019-03-18 08:10:27 UTC

oh yeah I forgot

2019-03-18 08:10:30 UTC
2019-03-18 08:10:33 UTC

the cheapest sipp

2019-03-18 08:10:35 UTC

in aus

2019-03-18 08:10:41 UTC

is definitely the aldi energy drink

2019-03-18 08:10:53 UTC

it tastes close to redbull and it's $1/can

2019-03-18 08:13:23 UTC

๐Ÿ˜Ž <:boomer:480046032546168863>

2019-03-18 08:13:43 UTC

Just drink Kong strong

2019-03-18 08:15:47 UTC

im drinking purple rockstar

2019-03-18 08:15:50 UTC

and its ...something

2019-03-18 08:16:00 UTC

solid 5.5/10

2019-03-18 08:22:47 UTC

yar

2019-03-18 08:26:59 UTC

at $2.10 it's better value than boomer juice though and it tastes a little better

2019-03-18 08:27:08 UTC

no fancy can though ๐Ÿ˜ 

2019-03-18 08:43:00 UTC

any Rockstar tastes better than Monster

2019-03-18 08:43:51 UTC

but I buy Shell energy drinks with my Shell points from refueling work vehicles

2019-03-18 08:43:55 UTC

infinite sip

2019-03-18 08:45:28 UTC

infinite sip indeed

2019-03-18 08:45:58 UTC

they taste just like red bull

2019-03-18 08:46:06 UTC

I'm still not convinced it's not red bull

2019-03-18 08:47:01 UTC

@Millwood tiger energy drink? ๐Ÿ˜Ž

2019-03-18 08:47:11 UTC

speaking of which have you tried the thai redbull

2019-03-18 08:47:16 UTC

holy shit now that gives you wings

2019-03-18 08:49:52 UTC

Tiger, not Black

2019-03-18 08:49:55 UTC

Yes

2019-03-18 08:50:00 UTC

@Cole where is the cheapest boomer sip place in this godforsaken land

2019-03-18 08:50:37 UTC

technically sipping shell energy drink for free is the cheapest?

2019-03-18 08:50:38 UTC

Kangaroos sell em in dark alleys

2019-03-18 08:53:13 UTC

@Cole probably the same shit as the aldi stuff

2019-03-18 08:53:24 UTC

@Hiruzen cheapest boomer fuel is coles/woolies on sale in 4pk

2019-03-18 08:56:38 UTC

๐Ÿ˜Ž

2019-03-18 09:03:04 UTC

wtf

2019-03-18 09:03:19 UTC

4x redbull is $5.37

2019-03-18 09:03:24 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-03-18 09:11:08 UTC

4 x can?

2019-03-18 09:11:32 UTC

4x250ml

2019-03-18 09:11:41 UTC

that's a normal price

2019-03-18 09:11:43 UTC

That's pretty normal then

2019-03-18 09:11:57 UTC

red bull is expensive but imo it's also the best-tasting one

2019-03-18 09:12:03 UTC

Yeah tbh

2019-03-18 09:12:35 UTC

Best classic energy drink taste

2019-03-18 09:13:18 UTC

@spaqin remember the stuff that wasn't actually am energy drink but literally said "every drink flavor juice" in biedro?

2019-03-18 09:13:44 UTC

I'm too poor to drink juice so no

2019-03-18 09:13:50 UTC

It wasn't juice

2019-03-18 09:13:54 UTC

Only tea or filtered water

2019-03-18 09:14:06 UTC

Yeah still not

2019-03-18 09:14:14 UTC

thats normal?

2019-03-18 09:14:15 UTC

Sigh

2019-03-18 09:14:17 UTC

keep in mind 5.37aud

2019-03-18 09:14:28 UTC

like <4USD

2019-03-18 09:14:45 UTC

cheap for australia because a single redbull 250ml is like $3

2019-03-18 09:14:52 UTC

Something like that

2019-03-18 09:14:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/557129797373919253/3952a56746347d427b53f0001d10e4d6.jpg

2019-03-18 09:15:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/557129925836931072/1bepower.JPG

2019-03-18 09:15:31 UTC

Bepower ๐Ÿ˜Ž

2019-03-18 09:15:43 UTC

more like bear grylls because that looks like piss

2019-03-18 09:15:54 UTC

mfw VB actually tastes good

2019-03-18 09:16:02 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-03-18 09:16:19 UTC

it's not as bad as other meme beers like budweiser or PBR

2019-03-18 09:16:27 UTC

am I a top cunt or is it the truth

2019-03-18 09:17:49 UTC

its very meh

2019-03-18 09:17:55 UTC

it's not good

2019-03-18 09:17:57 UTC

it's just

2019-03-18 09:17:58 UTC

kinda ok

2019-03-18 09:36:21 UTC

yeah exactly

2019-03-18 09:36:29 UTC

there's a uni event this friday

2019-03-18 09:36:46 UTC

I wonder if I'll be "that guy" if I BYO alcohol

2019-03-18 10:25:50 UTC

>2 liter bottle of EXIT energy drink
>EXIT because if you chug those two liters you're leaving this gay Earth

2019-03-18 10:27:10 UTC

<:haha:318675605233336330>

2019-03-18 10:32:30 UTC

ayy lmao a shooting in Netherlands

2019-03-18 10:32:44 UTC

end dutchposting once and for all

2019-03-18 10:35:32 UTC

Worse, it's just energy drink flavor

2019-03-18 10:35:40 UTC

Not an actual energy drink

2019-03-18 10:36:53 UTC

so you'll kill yourself when you find out

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