are you the one in australia?

how the fuck am I supposed to work with nothing

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck yes friend

I got a free haircut and now I'm bald too

mfw

"'Sup cunt, want some VB?"

imagine some mad cunt looking like a monk walking up to ya

"Hold still while I glass ya"

"hey wanna hang out"

its impossible

I can't do it REEEE

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck Vee Bee is pretty decent beer though

its not as bad as the memes say

exactly

treat her to the good stuff

my homebrew moonshine swill will kill her

plus it's not ready for another month or two

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Please don't misuse memes

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maybe next time don't go full cho?

why did you shave your head in the first place

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I can't think of a single girl who likes baldheaded young men

Just say you have cancer, tons of pity sex

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bald with muscles is semi-hot

being balding? nothing more repulsive

@johnfrum free shave

for cancer

unironically

I look cool and /monkmode/ but I realized after girls would find it repulsive

I gave up trying to think about it

and decided, fuck, I'll just lie down at the park instead

and here we are now

Post a picture of your stupid bald head

Make sure to blank your face ;)

Then just roll with that

If she asks for your hair say you participated to the cancer thing and present yourself as normie loving messiah