I just bite into it because I'm not a coward.

I am Florida Man.

i feel like i heard orange peels are toxic somewhere

when swallowed

I want to get you drunk amd take advantage of you at a college party.

Because you seem really stupid

oh it was some organic faggot

I feel like "take advantage of you" from John's perspective means he'd make you wash his car for free or something.

muh pesticides

muh antibiotics

That's not even faggotry. Produce is covered in pesticides and dirt. Wash that shit off, you idiot.

no shit

i wont eat an unwashed apple

Hey, you're saying some stupid shit, so I'm not just gonna assume you're only half an idiot.

There was a woman who boiled tangerines whole in sugar syurp so you could just bite into it

I should trt that

i post smart shit all the time retard.

Shes probably dead.

@Omoidasu Show me one smart thing you've posted

Tervboi nuked it all

inb4 "I-it was all lost when offtopic nuke-

JOHN WHY

kek

good assist john

I just know you as smug mousefucker

I have no idea avout the quility about your posts other than that

mouse ears are cute

Did you jerk it to maus?

You arent alone.

I...wouldn't mind massaging the ears of a cute mouse girl. But I wouldn't fuck. Probably.

Oh god what have I done

Ha

Im drunk whats your excuse

conversion successful

Shut up furfag

Gf is on period, and I'm feeling quite randy

I don't feel like doing the Moses routine

why did no one ever tell me fig newtons are really good

Because people dont need to state the obvious

Same with candycorn

Fig newtons are criminally underrated.

John no.

Candy Corn is awful.

candy corn is alright

No, its great

Next you'll be defending Kettle Corn 🤢

wtf

Its just crunchy popcorm

kettle corn is fucking godlike

Whats wrong with that

better than that butter garbage

I think the one thing I cannot eat under any circumstance is silkworm

this local gourmet popcorn place has this rainbow popcorn

gay

thats like an even sweeter caramel corn

damn it's good

I should make a batch of caramel corn.

I haven't had a caramel apple in a long time 🤔

But being impaired and working with molten sugar foam is probably a bad idea

Helo tervy

Disable spoilers

you should try using carbonated sugar with your popcorns :P

|I'm gonna lick your finnish asshole, Tervy|

Oh boy

well thats fail for you

:D

How could this happen

@Matthew are you reading or just following the anime of Made in Abyss?

Do you Americans have corn soup? @Matthew

@SenPyro I'm the author lol

Sure

I hate pop rocks so much. There was this cunt who would have a pack with every lunch and the way choldren would grovel at her feet for just a couole crystals of poorly flavored fizzy candy was disgusting.

pop rocks suck

Time for more ginger vodka.

https://warheads.com/

So John is an alcoholic, after all...

WHY ARE THESE SO IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND

because you're retarded

I see them at my CVS all the time

i see them all over

"extreme heat"

Oh, John must be drunk. He still thinks tervy is a mod.

@Omoidasu yes, and water is wet

Terby is now safe to bully mercilessly.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bye-well-yikes-l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs

Tell him something he doesn't know

matthew is only capable of shopping at walmart

like a real american

@Omoidasu we already established that he's retarded

Say something new

@SenPyro I drove 12 hours, I think I deserve a little drink.

@Omoidasu but thats purely due only walmart has loading dock rated high enough for weight

>He thinks alcohol is a reward

|*sad!*|

It is a reward

And spoilers have been killed

it is a reward

Why is this happening, TERVY WHAT DID YOU DO

@Matthew you have understood this completly wrong way.. im free to bully all of you now