>china

Move to the Phillipines, dummy. Your money is worth 5x there

Steel pasta intensifies

Your GF is a ugyur terrorist?

Sad!

John you have to put ** around "Sad!" to do it right

*Sad!*

nice.

I missed john

man i cant believe i passed out and slept for 15 hours yesterday,

God I wish that were me

Maybe just going to Germany could work, too

But then Germany sucks

^

I wish Germany was a little more decent

>He doesn't fall asleep at 3:00am and wake up at 6:45am

why not italy?

Too much muds already

get your life together

Because italy sucks dick

@johnfrum I want to have a stable job and enough income to live comfortably

Literally

this is why not italy

>germany

matt

America is the only real option <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

iv been unable to sleep for more then 3 hours at a time for the last 3 weeks

passing out was the best thing for me

It's like Canada, live there for low cost of living but be able to easily commute when you need to to somewhere with an actual economy.

>he hasn't acclimated to constant sleep deprivation

Weak!

I'd rather avoid the US not because of memes, but because of the huge costs of moving there

*Sad!*

So you just lose conciousness after a long period of sleep deprivation?

in the best case, I'd find some country nearby

I was even thinking of Netherlands or Sweden

moving to the US is cheap as shit if your only moving your body

just buy new clothes and shit here

Yeah, just don't bring any of your stinky belongings.

I have a few things that I'm quite attached to

(Dragon Dildos)

also, but not exclusively

Like what

(More Dragon Dildos)

it's Dragon dildos

it may or may not include dragon dildos

but I can assure it's not only dragon dildos

THE REAL FOLK BLUES

giant crystal Dragon dildos

sorry, it just came out

that was surprisingly accurate

dragon dildos and cock rings

anyway, you can find services that will move big and bulky things by sea freight making it a lot cheaper even if it takes longer

the one thing I'd like about living in the US is getting an American car

move yourself in the container too

it's actually really expensive to do that

it pissed me off

getting a car or moving in a container?

just don't make yourself noticeable john

ocne you get a licence its not that hard

especially if you know how to fix a car

living in a freight boat

@porco do you want that 600hp V8 truck experience?

john its retardedly expensive for sub par service ye

yes and then drive 55 mph

the american dream

and the fucking I emailed offering reasonable sums and garuntees of not needing any supplies said they won't do it because it's 'human trafficking'

how do people enjoy cars in the us if they can only drive that slow?

fuckers

the solution is to always speed

55 mph = <90 km/h

imagine having highways but being locked to 90kmh

Even in Switzerland, Europe's slowest country, you are allowed to drive 120

isn't sweden worse? 110?

I said Europe not middle east

john is terrible with his negociations

ayy

I think UK is also 110

...

where did you hear the average speed is 55mph?

like from the 1960s maybe

average speed is 75ish

>going the speed limit

More like speed suggestion

if you don't drive 30+ kmh over the limit past a police car

are you really a man

>kmh

please don't do that.

>not goign intentionally slow inffront of teh cops to troll them

i ahd a copy pass me illegally around a dangerous bend and nearly die

it was funny af

thats when you honk and flash your high beams repeatedly

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQzDeEtbvME

(warning, earrape)

What's the state in which you can drive the fastest?

Intoxication

^

kek

Lmao

After all those years, Matthew once told a good one

are you making a list of matts jokes?

If I wasn't so depressed about my girlfriend's immigration status, I'd smile

>not keeping her as an illegal

@Matthew you seeing this? perhaps porco is ob...

lol

Yes im a tampon brand

<:huh:527482704191815681>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjCre83iPjE

🎧

that's not the proper way to get pussy, porco

"All I want is some bloody pussy"

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

@porco Tbh why don't you go asshole route and sue to provide proof (or will your gf probably not finish in time)?

Muddy or Bloody, make your choice

I will be going the asshole route

We lawyered up already

"not finish in time"

strange

<:blahaj:508284596127924246>

Lawyers in Germany are quite affordable I found out

I wonder why

Well duh

Maybe because it isn't dominated by (((them)))

The whole process of letting him write an angry letter to the immigration office was about 300 €

What?

In Switzerland, I would have had to pay with a kidney

Of all reasons possible that's definitely the wrong one @Matthew

By them, he meant Arabs

The lawyer is actually a Turk

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

Turk/German

arnt hand grenades still cheaper then ice cream in switzerland

Someone got link to Youjo Senki movie? preferably online stream not direct/torrent download

https://youtu.be/XuygTuwefFE

>turk/german

Just say german

^

there are no German Germans anymore

<:pepeturt:499291994649133067>

``Present Day...Present Time!``

@Omoidasu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8B_a0ZHNj8

@Droidbot I didn't like the Pink juice monster very much

@Matthew I'm back, miss me?

huh?

I got banned, it was fun :^)

>coming back within minutes of your ban being revoked

wow, clingy much?

At least act like you're not dependent on this place

I had to go two minutes without shitposting at you <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

It hurt so bad

Well isn't that nice

Post a handwriting sample, please

Nigger™

There ya go, isn't it so pretty?

Are you afraid?

"The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog".

I'm more of a sour grapes man myself.

"He probably has terrible handwriting anyhow!"

(pro tip, I do)

Can't be worse than mine.

Let's see it, pussy.

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

it's disturbing how similar to my handwriting you are

I thought I somehow accidentally posted it despite not remembering doing so.

Let's see it, John.

@johnfrum Ante up you fucking bitch

We posting finger writing?

Ok

@johnfrum

I took this note on my Lenovo™ x230T Thinkpad® :^)

@Millwood Cell phone filth? Please, it's the [current year].

My 230 isn't t

Buy a Thinkpad® today!

@johnfrum

Handwriting, dear, not finger painting.

I already posted handwriting, dipshit

^

:^(

stop bullying Matthew

you big meanies

@SenPyro Share handwriting please

No

pussyboi

<:pepeturt:499291994649133067>

It's as autistic and incoherent as you'd imagine it

I'll spare you the sight

Can't be any worse than this Discord :^)

Yes it can

None of you can top it

Oh yeah? I triple-dog DARE you to do it

Only if you apologize to Matthew

John retreated like a fucking coward smh

I called him "dear" and everything. To be fair his finger painting skills are atrocious, you may want to take him to a licenced professional before the school year starts.

John has to learn how to read first, dummy.

Huuuh

His handler is overworked my us <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

John is still mad at me for recommending him an anime that he liked, that hasn't finished its run yet

So now he has to wait like a normie

some of us have things to do besides be petty on the internet, faggot

And you aren't one of them.

speaking of petty seeding trays should not be 5 dollars a piece, I refuse to pay that price

thank god my gf let me demolish her raised beds

every year, she dumps money into gardening, then forgets about it and I have to take it all down

If you have any concept of foresight it's pretty cheap to garden

buying seedlings are for faggors

Joke's on you, she's visually impaired

hat

so no foresight at all

what thefuck

man mat hasthe sametierhandwrigin as i do

Damn

thisis why i own a typewriter

Are you drunk? wtf

No

my keyboards broken

it broke in the time i was gone

I guess that's just what happens when you stop hitting children to work on penmanship.

I got beat plenty, John

😦 poor matt

and not just my butthole

it wasn't for the explicit purpose of increasing your penmanship so it doesn't count.

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

dis you buy a new rosette for your door yet you lazy fag?

I do remember my dad smacking me in the back of the head once and making me write the alphabet for 3 hours, but that was when I was in like, kindergarten

john im headed to a party in 2 hours, should i pickup a 6 pack of beer or a fifth of vodka on my way

small private party, not a kegger or some insane over the top thing

Neither, unless someone is driving you back

stupid faggot

<:thonk:288060975775612929> someone IS drivingme back

Then get some Cider like the pussy you are

man i love cider

thats a good idea matt

beer always is a better party gift because you can get fruit flavored beers more people will enjoy

me too 😖

stop stealing my ideas

Stop stealing my handwriting.

first the handwriting and now

did john post his handwriting

You dje

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

did matt judge johns hands

Coward won't post em.

Wait.

@Pawp Post hands.

you saw my hands tho

<:thonk:288060975775612929>