Weak!

I'd rather avoid the US not because of memes, but because of the huge costs of moving there

*Sad!*

So you just lose conciousness after a long period of sleep deprivation?

in the best case, I'd find some country nearby

I was even thinking of Netherlands or Sweden

moving to the US is cheap as shit if your only moving your body

just buy new clothes and shit here

Yeah, just don't bring any of your stinky belongings.

I have a few things that I'm quite attached to

(Dragon Dildos)

also, but not exclusively

Like what

(More Dragon Dildos)

it's Dragon dildos

it may or may not include dragon dildos

but I can assure it's not only dragon dildos

THE REAL FOLK BLUES

giant crystal Dragon dildos

sorry, it just came out

that was surprisingly accurate

dragon dildos and cock rings

anyway, you can find services that will move big and bulky things by sea freight making it a lot cheaper even if it takes longer

the one thing I'd like about living in the US is getting an American car

move yourself in the container too

it's actually really expensive to do that

it pissed me off

getting a car or moving in a container?

just don't make yourself noticeable john

ocne you get a licence its not that hard

especially if you know how to fix a car

living in a freight boat

@porco do you want that 600hp V8 truck experience?

john its retardedly expensive for sub par service ye

yes and then drive 55 mph

the american dream

and the fucking I emailed offering reasonable sums and garuntees of not needing any supplies said they won't do it because it's 'human trafficking'

how do people enjoy cars in the us if they can only drive that slow?

fuckers

the solution is to always speed

55 mph = <90 km/h