Message from @Matthew
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john its retardedly expensive for sub par service ye
yes and then drive 55 mph
the american dream
and the fucking I emailed offering reasonable sums and garuntees of not needing any supplies said they won't do it because it's 'human trafficking'
how do people enjoy cars in the us if they can only drive that slow?
fuckers
the solution is to always speed
55 mph = <90 km/h
imagine having highways but being locked to 90kmh
Even in Switzerland, Europe's slowest country, you are allowed to drive 120
isn't sweden worse? 110?
I said Europe not middle east
john is terrible with his negociations
ayy
I think UK is also 110
...
where did you hear the average speed is 55mph?
like from the 1960s maybe
average speed is 75ish
>going the speed limit
if you don't drive 30+ kmh over the limit past a police car
are you really a man
>kmh
please don't do that.
>not goign intentionally slow inffront of teh cops to troll them
i ahd a copy pass me illegally around a dangerous bend and nearly die
it was funny af
thats when you honk and flash your high beams repeatedly
(warning, earrape)
What's the state in which you can drive the fastest?
Intoxication
^
kek
Lmao
After all those years, Matthew once told a good one
are you making a list of matts jokes?
If I wasn't so depressed about my girlfriend's immigration status, I'd smile
>not keeping her as an illegal