Yeah, that's why I want to change

>when u dont have sips

Sad!

I'm on my way to get sips now, don't bully😖

All I have is Pepsi and a can of Coke No Sugar No Caffeine which my friend bought as a joke

Saturday Mornin' Sippin': Male and Female edition

B-blue Raspberry sip...

@Matthew tell me if the juice is good

nearly got one but got a normal monster instead

👌 , probably won't drink it for another 6 hours or so, don't want to oversip

This blue sip is bretty gud

yar

are they no sugar?

no wonder you're fatthew if you drink 2 of those a day

Yes, no sugar

alright then

Main theme for sippin sizzurp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOWKGXpl9E0

<:boomer:480046032546168863>

That's actually a pretty nice beat. The rap itself is garbage, but the beat 👌

Been really enjoying House of Leaves so far. It's gonna get bonkers soon

Nice

iv been reading translated chinese novels

@Pawp do you sip?

im sippin some raspberry tea

iv been drinking chink tea at work

<:boomer:480046032546168863> is the only sip

il pick some up next time im out

Damn straight. <#531212403858472967> is Sipboiz territory

Sips is the greatest shill campaign yet and I love it.

@timsandtoms what do you mean?

Fuck i crashed my roku

big sippy

Do YOU sip?

how can I be cool

what's the go to sip

<:boomer:480046032546168863> to start with

Then you refine your tastes from there

@Matthew All the 4chan threads about sips, encouraging everyone to drink more energy drinks, just seems like a shill campaign.

Dear, it is not shill campaign, it is TRUE AND HONEST love for ~~our~~ the product

t. Monster Energy drinks employee

Good job gay mod, you spotted the joke

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

@Pawp Oh, and @porco killed @sum again. So that's another user gone. Smh

<a:MONKERSHAKE:466689565868949524>

wtf did sum do wrong

Literally nothing. But Porco shitposted at him all day everyday until he left

what a wanker

He tried to defend php and I told him what fag he is

Then he left

If you defend php you get shitposts

That's /g/'s #1 rule

>nurrrrr bord culturrr

>if you dont like what we like you might as well just kill y ourself

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

alright but how many people defending him have actually tried using php

Sum was an active user and good conversation. Harassing him constantly until he left was a faggot thing to do, /g/entooman memes notwithstanding

i tried to use php once, never again

@porco apologize for killing my gay lover <:angery:518855299277520923>

>harassing
I gave him constructive reasons on why php sucks and he posted "php bad" NPC memes

You also advised him to kill himself, so...

Why would you take internet advice seriously?

He was a php dev, you shouldn't give him bad ideas when he's already depressed smh

Also it's not an uncommon advice

Okay that was William tho

And you have been giving out the same kind of advice, too

he was saying he'd fuck an underaged rabbit furry girl from an anime

Here you were a little more explicit

And that's John!

Very different, very different.

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

yes a depressed alcoholic on a high suicide risk

@johnfrum Are you a depressed alcoholic? 🤔

so all in all I think the whole thing isn't really my fault

and I wasn't being harder on him than we are all on each other

what?

Yeah, but you're a gay mod. We hold you to higher standards 😄

no?

leave me out of your petty discord drama

See? Don't say mean things about @johnfrum, @porco <:angery:518855299277520923>

wtf

john wt

it's like you never left, pawp.

also I was telling him NOT to kill himself when he left

AFTER you told him to kill himself, and I said "Dear, that is against discord TOS"

what the Fuck

Very selective screenshot! *Sad!*

``bustin' makes me feel good!``

poor sum

anyway, I'm going to drill holes in my bathtub and fill it with foam

...

Why?

Is it leaking into your basement?

....

john

dont you rent

you've told more people to end it, than I did

because it cools down to fast

I should ban you for that

and yes

But I'm not a gay mod 😏

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

you're a gay user

but my landlord doesn't care and J suspect may commit insurance fraud after I leave.

Us dirty peasants should be expected to act like dirty peasants

by that logic

I'm not admin

>may commit insurance fraud

@johnfrum Explain that statement

john help him and get a cut

then report him for tax fraud

the house is literally falling apart under the veneer of drywall and linoleum

dont local renters laws protect you

file complaints with teh state and sue

Yeah, and his lease will be up by the time they actually take action on any of his complaints.

and make sure you break in and steal the copper piping after you move in

@porco Come to USA, we'll slather ourselves in olive oil and settle this like men

I'm considering actually

I've sent out a few applications in Cali

We'll find out who's king of this gym

my girlfriend's immigration status is going to be cancelled in a few weeks and she has to go back to Taiwan

<a:MONKERSHAKE:466689565868949524>

and immigrating both to the US would be fairly easy

california

I mean it's mainly structural things that don't really effect my health other than the feeling is slowly bowing in because he just put in fiberglass batting without shoring it up

I want something sunny, either cali or florida, but I've heard too many bad things about florida

I weep for you, John. But at least your doorknobs are installed correctly

>structural
>its okay guys my guest room just collapsed when i shot the roof when i was drunk

also florida has crocodiles, I'm afraid of crocodiles

@porco Florida is quite nice when it's not hurricanes

my contractor instaleld the lightswitchs UPSIDE DOWN

and crocodiles

Crocodiles taste great tho

im still really angry

the crocodiles concern me more than the hurricanes

I pay like 500 under what others pay and he has literally never complained once about my yearly destruction of the lawn

crocodiles can wait outside your door and attack you as you go outside

so it's pretty good otherwise

Why are you afraid of big lizards with brains the size of walnuts

hurricanes cant sneak up on you like crocodiels can

^

You fucking pussies

crocodiles are a bigger danger than hurricanes

even I can dodge gators

im not afraid of crocodiles

Literally just bonk them in the face with a stick and they'll fuck off

crocodiels are pretty based

I'm afraid of toxoplasmosis

remember that gif of the old man with a crocodile

the silent killer

it shaked the Shit out of him to get him to Fuck off

didnt evne attakc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCpidN6EjOA

fucking crocodiles

https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/8wsk71/giving_my_jacket_to_this_crocodile_wcgw/

I'll never go to Florida

this one @porco

and matt

California is probably more comfortable

I wonder if I'm brown enough to be considered diversity

For homos like you, yes, immeasurably so

>california

>a crackhouse costs half a million

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

dude I live in Zurich, the rest of the world sounds cheap to me

>full of homeless and homosexual child predators

he wants to fuck around Chinatown, not own property

>full of homeless and homosexual child predators
I thought that was Florida

Protip, live in the country and telecommute to work

you can buy a house cheap as shit in like arizona and kansas

that way your collegues don't have to fucking smell you

you talk like you are from Utah

telecommuting us such a retarded term I'm glad was killed off by zoomers for an actually sensible replacement of 'off-site work'

You don't even know what Utah is you fucking spaghettinigger

you destroyed my "Salt Lake City" bant

😦

fuck you

isnt slc a nice place to actually live

or no

is there any statistics about what place in the US has the most Asians?

I want to live in a place full of cute Asian girls

It's gotta be either Cali or New York City.

It'll be New Pork City

I don't think I can afford NYC

probably Cali, Boston or nyc

Boston has legal weed, right?

was it Boston?

Boston has a cozier chinatown,

West coast

DUUUUUUUUUUDE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

It's been a while since I've been able to do that. <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

NYC Chinatown is pure chaotic madness so not really enjoyable for sane people

bostons a shithole to live

liveoutside the city

average income in Boston is $107,311

so it can't be **that** expensive to live

right?

You wanna go to burgerland, schweini?

Every Euro secretly wants to be a burger.

It's just a fact

my girlfriend got her "Aufenthaltsbewilligung" denied with the reason "Es besteht der Verdacht, dass das Studium nicht in der vorgesehenen Zeit fertiggestellt werden kann"

so probably I will leave Switzerland

Sigh

Um excuse me this is an english-only chat

she's the only girl that ever gave me any kind of attention because I'm a fat loser

But burgerland?

so I'll do what I can to stay with her

I thought Canada was the wey

Canada sounds nice, too

we are not sure yet

>canada

HAhAhA

>canada

LOL

oud litearlly just live near americas border

like litearlly 90% of other canadians

First off, Canada doesn't want you.

Secondly, LOL CANADA

I've applied at a tech company in SV and I have a Skype Interview on Tuesday

But Canada is full to the rim with asians

But I've also sent out an application in Japan

That's pretty much what he wants

canada only wants RICH asians

@porco

so I'm just applying all over the world now until I find something fun

@Matthew me IRL

move to the middle east

Speaking of Japan

if you dont get involved in drugs

yu can easily steal your worth in gold

Nothing out of Taiwan?

Taiwan salaries are low af

So are costs

@Pawp Okay, we all know that porco is a faggot that we hate, but don't give him advice that'll get him killed <:angery:518855299277520923>

you can live comfortably there yes but after 20 years you want to come back to Europe and your retirement fund is non-existent

he will only get killed if hes retarded

Matth, he's a mud though, hell blend it. I'd be more afraid for his qt

real tak

am I actually brown enough to be a diversity hire in Cali?

move to China or vietnam

But he *is* retarded.