california

I mean it's mainly structural things that don't really effect my health other than the feeling is slowly bowing in because he just put in fiberglass batting without shoring it up

I want something sunny, either cali or florida, but I've heard too many bad things about florida

I weep for you, John. But at least your doorknobs are installed correctly

>structural
>its okay guys my guest room just collapsed when i shot the roof when i was drunk

also florida has crocodiles, I'm afraid of crocodiles

@porco Florida is quite nice when it's not hurricanes

my contractor instaleld the lightswitchs UPSIDE DOWN

and crocodiles

Crocodiles taste great tho

im still really angry

the crocodiles concern me more than the hurricanes

I pay like 500 under what others pay and he has literally never complained once about my yearly destruction of the lawn

crocodiles can wait outside your door and attack you as you go outside

so it's pretty good otherwise

Why are you afraid of big lizards with brains the size of walnuts

hurricanes cant sneak up on you like crocodiels can

^

You fucking pussies

crocodiles are a bigger danger than hurricanes

even I can dodge gators

im not afraid of crocodiles

Literally just bonk them in the face with a stick and they'll fuck off

crocodiels are pretty based

I'm afraid of toxoplasmosis

remember that gif of the old man with a crocodile

the silent killer

it shaked the Shit out of him to get him to Fuck off

didnt evne attakc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCpidN6EjOA

fucking crocodiles

https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/8wsk71/giving_my_jacket_to_this_crocodile_wcgw/

I'll never go to Florida

this one @porco

and matt

California is probably more comfortable

I wonder if I'm brown enough to be considered diversity

For homos like you, yes, immeasurably so

>california

>a crackhouse costs half a million

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