nobody cares

@Droidbot didn't hear a peep about it. But I bet you know exactly what's happening in the good old USA <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

no we dont

literally we dont care enough for it to have more than 10 mins of tv airtime

Makes sense, considering aussie internet is so slow you're just now getting last month's news

we have the liberals who are infinitely motivated by political donors and kept in parliament solely by boomers and country bumpkins

we have labor who continue to cuck themselves year after year

and we have minor political parties who continue to do nothing

Lmao we have The Legalize Marijuana Party on the ballot here

we have the united australia party

they're literally just "we dont like china" the party

dont tell them youre in the /csg then

they might get upset

The REEEEEEEEEEEEE ing will be fucking legendary if Trump or another Republican is president next term

Dems can hardly cope as is

Q

tfw the liberals here are the reason why we have slow internet

i dont know if i could handle another term of orange man bad reeeeeeeee

its all that is ever on the tv

the radio

the internet

there was originally meant to be gigabit to every household, but we got cucked and it became 100mbit because the liberals dont understand what tech is, refused to budget the nbn and got major political donations from the owner of the biggest cable network

Literally nobody's life has changed even an iota because of Trump, but dems act like their lives are in shambles because of him

yeah its annoying

trump isnt doing any worse than any otehr presedent

but people whining is 1000% higher than ever before

The only difference between Trump and any other politician is that Trump is an idiot PUBLICLY.

Fuck you bitch I'm dead let me rest

@Deleted User do you like grits.

No, what the fuck did your wife feed you

im just so tired of people complaining and reeing and shouting orange man bad 24/7

That looks like tuna on a bun

It is.

Like from a can into a bun

Oh

Did you make her angry?

Not a clue. Not a fucking clue.

you must have done someting

You did something probably, I dunno what but she thinks it's important.

so we exchanged essays

you dont know what it is, but she does

....her ideas are there but the word choice is peculiar

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where do I start?

All I did was take a nap on the couch when I got home from work

I woke up to that

you broke your promise of never sleeping again

how could you

Why g*d why

you monster

I dunno Matt, I'm hungover for the first time ever and I think I'm having a stroke.

Just tell her john said to stop being a fucking weirdo

She'd probably listen, she thinks you're funny

I

What?

John-lore is dinner table talk around these parts.

Oh that's a joke

Haha

is it possible that she somehow thinks that what she served is good?

No, she knows how to cook to an extent

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two that is a scary thought.

This is a message

I dunno what it means tho.

you cant expect her to bat 100

Ask her directly but don't be a cunt about it I guess.

this might be one of those weird fluke meals that is like, a nostalgic childhood comfort meal

I'm going to lie down and drink more water

Maybe the hot dog buns were about to go stale or something? I didn't ask. I just ate it like a good boy.

Trump made it possible for a slam dunk against himself so easy he's basically for sure going to be reelected. Rip

>John Drinking "Water'

I saw this meme in a manga john

Stop drinking straight vodka

@Deleted User remember to add a bit of sugar and salt to the water

🤔

throw a garlic lemon in that water

No, I ate too many sweets as is. time to start on square one on the no smoking train again, and drinking and barfing into places I shouldn't.

Fat fuck

>smoking.

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John's broken guys.

Drinking...

🤢

Also, chug half a bottle of Nyquil and sleep it off. Don't worry, if your stomach is empty you won't choke on vomit in your sleep.

makes sense

I refuse to be pressured into your addictions, matt

Just sleep on your side like a beta cuck

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Trust your friend Matthew on this one. Just this once.

I'm with Matt here tho job

John's a fetal position sleeper.

Literally baby sleeper. Damn

He likes to feel his breath on his knees. Shit is weird

I'm a sideways plank Nigga

I just put my arms outside and sleep flat.

I toss and turn a lot tho.

But the starting point is always the same

Do you dream of swimming or flying often 🤔

Inb4 "I don't dream"

That's brainlet shit

Imagine not enjoying dreams