Trump made it possible for a slam dunk against himself so easy he's basically for sure going to be reelected. Rip

>John Drinking "Water'

I saw this meme in a manga john

Stop drinking straight vodka

@Deleted User remember to add a bit of sugar and salt to the water

🤔

throw a garlic lemon in that water

No, I ate too many sweets as is. time to start on square one on the no smoking train again, and drinking and barfing into places I shouldn't.

Fat fuck

>smoking.

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John's broken guys.

Drinking...

🤢

Also, chug half a bottle of Nyquil and sleep it off. Don't worry, if your stomach is empty you won't choke on vomit in your sleep.

makes sense

I refuse to be pressured into your addictions, matt

Just sleep on your side like a beta cuck

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Trust your friend Matthew on this one. Just this once.

I'm with Matt here tho job

John's a fetal position sleeper.

Literally baby sleeper. Damn

He likes to feel his breath on his knees. Shit is weird

I'm a sideways plank Nigga

I just put my arms outside and sleep flat.

I toss and turn a lot tho.

But the starting point is always the same

Do you dream of swimming or flying often 🤔

Inb4 "I don't dream"

That's brainlet shit

Imagine not enjoying dreams

I don't care enough to think about what I might have dreamed of

When you take a nap and have super vivid and amazing dreams <:blahaj:508284596127924246>

I had a dream last night that I was in my downstairs watching anime at like 4 AM, and someone started pounding on my front door

Grabbed muh shotgun and was pulling aside the curtain, woke up yelling "FUCK OFF"

who was at the door

Clearly it was godzilla

except I was waking up and I was face down in my bed so it sounded more like " FYUG OGGGG"

Gf got scared

Maybe that's why I got tuna dogs