Message from @SenPyro

Discord ID: 565379850316283946


2019-04-10 03:33:55 UTC  

But a soda doesn't have hands?

2019-04-10 03:34:02 UTC  

i am able to hold a soda can

2019-04-10 03:34:07 UTC  

Show us.

2019-04-10 03:34:07 UTC  

so i think i pass your test

2019-04-10 03:34:17 UTC  

How can a soda measure something it doesn't have

2019-04-10 03:34:46 UTC  

you want me to post a picture of my hand?

2019-04-10 03:34:51 UTC  

NO

2019-04-10 03:35:05 UTC  

HE'LL PRINT IT AND PUT IT IN HIS PORN STASH

2019-04-10 03:35:12 UTC  

Yes.

2019-04-10 03:35:15 UTC  

i dont really like the sound of that

2019-04-10 03:35:20 UTC  

He does

2019-04-10 03:35:22 UTC  

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2019-04-10 03:35:22 UTC  

is that what you are going to do with it?

2019-04-10 03:35:36 UTC  

No, I want to know if you're a handlet.

2019-04-10 03:36:53 UTC  

its 7 and a quarter inches from my wrist to the end of my middle finger

2019-04-10 03:37:01 UTC  

is that good?

2019-04-10 03:37:18 UTC  

Take a picture similar to this.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/565379759090171904/20190409_223655.jpg

2019-04-10 03:37:28 UTC  

There's literally nothing erotic about it.

2019-04-10 03:37:34 UTC  

Maty

2019-04-10 03:37:40 UTC  

You're fooling nobody

2019-04-10 03:38:08 UTC  

It's a rite of passage in <#531212403858472967> to find out where you stand on the handlet ranking.

2019-04-10 03:38:29 UTC  

they are normalizing HIV exposure now

2019-04-10 03:38:40 UTC  

What's new

2019-04-10 03:38:41 UTC  

What

2019-04-10 03:38:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/565380111969550336/IMG_20190410_104919.jpg

2019-04-10 03:38:46 UTC  

Forgot about the bee catchers?

2019-04-10 03:38:56 UTC  

Whatever the fuck their name was, anyways

2019-04-10 03:39:29 UTC  

Bugchasers

2019-04-10 03:39:30 UTC  

Whatever

2019-04-10 03:39:39 UTC  

Shitty people

2019-04-10 03:39:46 UTC  

Don't even deserve any exposure

2019-04-10 03:40:20 UTC  

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two the soda can picture. Handlets are common here, you're among allies.

2019-04-10 03:45:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/565381693419028501/cola.jpg

2019-04-10 03:47:05 UTC  

You have girth, but your length is lacking.

2019-04-10 03:48:36 UTC  

I have you beat by an entire inch.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/565382599665516574/20190409_224821.jpg

2019-04-10 03:48:44 UTC  

Sorry, handlet.

2019-04-10 03:48:58 UTC  

Ah, I see

2019-04-10 03:49:03 UTC  

So this is how you compensate

2019-04-10 03:49:18 UTC  

yeah i was wondering what all this was for

2019-04-10 03:49:31 UTC  

literally ogre de las americas tier