<:turt:443131018950606878>

And don't do that

whats the proper procedure for measuring a hand

You're gonna end up in his fetish collection

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two a soda can.

That's a good common object.

But a soda doesn't have hands?

i am able to hold a soda can

Show us.

so i think i pass your test

How can a soda measure something it doesn't have

you want me to post a picture of my hand?

NO

HE'LL PRINT IT AND PUT IT IN HIS PORN STASH

Yes.

i dont really like the sound of that

He does

<:turt:443131018950606878>

is that what you are going to do with it?

No, I want to know if you're a handlet.

its 7 and a quarter inches from my wrist to the end of my middle finger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT5POhpTB9U

is that good?

Take a picture similar to this.

There's literally nothing erotic about it.

Maty

You're fooling nobody

It's a rite of passage in <#531212403858472967> to find out where you stand on the handlet ranking.

they are normalizing HIV exposure now

What's new

What

Forgot about the bee catchers?

Whatever the fuck their name was, anyways

Bugchasers

Whatever

Shitty people

Don't even deserve any exposure

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two the soda can picture. Handlets are common here, you're among allies.

You have girth, but your length is lacking.