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heyo droidbot

heyo pawp

as of now, i'm not sure

hmm

yeah, I'd keep an eye on that

if she seems to really enjoy your company, like, more than you'd guess

then you're probably safe to take a shot

I can't really tell if that's happening tbh...

how do you read those things?

like, if conversation's flowing

that's your biggest tell

Same party I smashed my phone just before, I met this girl

I'd only ever seen her at the same birthday party one year before, and back then, she was with a guy

but we chilled in the host's room and just talked for what felt like *hours*, and ended up cuddling

host (my best friend) was like "whoa whoa, she's taken", and we were both just like "myeh"

'cause y'know, she'd left that relationship she was in a year ago

but yeah, figuring this stuff out is weird

flowing conversations?

well, we had an assignment earlier...

in that moment, though, it just clicked - yeah

ah, right. the girl's in my cohort, studying the same course, same class and same units as I am

i think we got along quite well

but i'm not sure if that has any deeper meaning or that she was just being nice to me, like all others

I think the line between just being friendly with you and being into you can vary a lot

If they're generally a really friendly and outgoing person, it's hard to tell, and sometimes those kinds of people are ace so they're not into anyone at all

Otherwise, it's pretty straightforward to see if she's let her guard down for you

stuff that's as simple as maintaining eye contact shows that they're actually interested in what you're saying, but at the same time, that might not have any romantic attachment to it

threading on thin ice

I haven't dared make any moves that might be considered too suspicious/alert her guard

if they're playing with their hair, laughing at something funny you might've said, naturally getting kinda close... then yeah, that's also good

her kind, bubbly exterior makes her resistant to my analysis - I can't read her thoughts as well as others since it's really not obvious at all

it's difficult, man

@Hiruzen oh you re back

yeah, really does make it tougher 😣

yes I have renewed my vows

but yeah, bottom line is

treat her like a human

i hope you learned your lesson not to post anything that is slightly related to the nationality of personae non gratae

you shouldn't have to act different to figure this stuff out

@Hiruzen oh shit, you mentioned australia

and when the time comes that you figure out whether she likes you back, try and get her alone and admit your feelings for her

you do know that dapple is despised on this server??

who?

we're all gonna make it, my dude~

I hope at least some of that helped

@Hiruzen for gods sake, do not exclaim that you belief australia is a "white" country

it might get you banned around here

according to my friends, I might as well be a cold, calculating, emotionless machine in terms of apathy

imagine if a robot walked up to you and confessed its feelings

how would you respond?

with "manlits, sighh, when will they learn???"

then those aren't your friends

@JHWH man, all the fair skinned people here are chinese in one way or another

@𝞙𝞞𝞣𝞞𝞒𝞘 I appreciate their honesty, tbh

for one, it's the truth

no, they've got it wrong

robots don't have feelings

wow thats rude

but you do, it's just harder for you to express them

apologise to all r9k regulars here

if that's the impression they get

(sorry r9k, but I was referring to actual robots)

as humans, we're all computers in a way - we take all these inputs and process them as outputs, and we've got goal functions and all of that jazz

if one of your goal functions is not to be alone, and to give love to someone else because it makes you feel better, then that's the most human thing I know

anyway, some girls find it cute! I know the girl I was talking to at that party did!

>if one of your goal functions is not to be alone, and to give love to someone else because it makes you feel better, then that's the most human thing I know
i'm going to frame this

if my goal function makes me lust after boipussi, does that mean i have a sign error somewhere in there?

can I frame my own quote

if you're kinda awkward and figuring shit out, then who knows, that may well be what someone's into

just stay hopeful, find a dream and follow it, 'cause I know the ladies love that stuff

J, that's human too

there's few things I'd class as inhuman desires, really, but a few things come to mind

lust for power and money ~~and boipucci~~

like, look at mark zuckerberg - the zucc we see looks and acts robotic as hell, and Facebook does some shady shit privacy wise and they *know* they can get away with it

it's to the point where the family he has just looks like it's all faked to say "hey, he's human too, y'know"

does he still love his wife and kids? or does he just want ridiculous amounts of money? fuck knows, because that's the impression he gives us - Facebook grows and grows, and the crazy ad network it's strung together all comes back to him, so he's got power and money beyond compare

but us three just wanna be happy and snuggle up to another warm human body - nothing wrong with that

god, this is way too deep

I'll stop now

well Hiruzen doesnt take just anyone

they must be white

he is quite the racist, if I am frank

oh hi frank

if I werent mgtow, I d prefer the humiliation of being with non-whites I think

who /maso/ here??

@JHWH if you have any questions about those banned please ask and I'll gladly answer them for you

why was Hiruzen banned for reposting a meme I posted on another server??

@JHWH you damn well know that's something fedora liked to shitpost and he shitposted it on his behalf

actually it wasn't for him

it was for myself

k-kek

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@Tribit yes of course I know that it was akin to his shitposting style, but the second part of your sentence just isnt true