i hope you learned your lesson not to post anything that is slightly related to the nationality of personae non gratae

you shouldn't have to act different to figure this stuff out

@Hiruzen oh shit, you mentioned australia

and when the time comes that you figure out whether she likes you back, try and get her alone and admit your feelings for her

you do know that dapple is despised on this server??

who?

we're all gonna make it, my dude~

I hope at least some of that helped

@Hiruzen for gods sake, do not exclaim that you belief australia is a "white" country

it might get you banned around here

according to my friends, I might as well be a cold, calculating, emotionless machine in terms of apathy

imagine if a robot walked up to you and confessed its feelings

how would you respond?

with "manlits, sighh, when will they learn???"

then those aren't your friends

@JHWH man, all the fair skinned people here are chinese in one way or another

@𝞙𝞞𝞣𝞞𝞒𝞘 I appreciate their honesty, tbh

for one, it's the truth

no, they've got it wrong

robots don't have feelings

wow thats rude

but you do, it's just harder for you to express them

apologise to all r9k regulars here

if that's the impression they get

(sorry r9k, but I was referring to actual robots)

as humans, we're all computers in a way - we take all these inputs and process them as outputs, and we've got goal functions and all of that jazz

if one of your goal functions is not to be alone, and to give love to someone else because it makes you feel better, then that's the most human thing I know

anyway, some girls find it cute! I know the girl I was talking to at that party did!

>if one of your goal functions is not to be alone, and to give love to someone else because it makes you feel better, then that's the most human thing I know
i'm going to frame this

if my goal function makes me lust after boipussi, does that mean i have a sign error somewhere in there?

can I frame my own quote

if you're kinda awkward and figuring shit out, then who knows, that may well be what someone's into

just stay hopeful, find a dream and follow it, 'cause I know the ladies love that stuff

J, that's human too

there's few things I'd class as inhuman desires, really, but a few things come to mind

lust for power and money ~~and boipucci~~

like, look at mark zuckerberg - the zucc we see looks and acts robotic as hell, and Facebook does some shady shit privacy wise and they *know* they can get away with it

it's to the point where the family he has just looks like it's all faked to say "hey, he's human too, y'know"

does he still love his wife and kids? or does he just want ridiculous amounts of money? fuck knows, because that's the impression he gives us - Facebook grows and grows, and the crazy ad network it's strung together all comes back to him, so he's got power and money beyond compare

but us three just wanna be happy and snuggle up to another warm human body - nothing wrong with that

god, this is way too deep