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2019-03-07 14:09:13 UTC

... me dummy

2019-03-07 14:10:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/553218021926240257/B3A41B9723674305BE9BE448AFEAD992.jpg

2019-03-07 14:16:31 UTC

I bet he's posting on /g/

2019-03-07 14:20:53 UTC

He's a pig, not gay

2019-03-07 14:24:29 UTC

>get 1000 pigs
>lock them in a room with a computer
>one of them eventually creates a music channel in a discord server
<:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

2019-03-07 14:25:44 UTC

The best way to get a ~~discord mod~~ stupid pig to do what you want is to convince it that it was his idea all along

2019-03-07 14:31:06 UTC

Convince me the holocaust was my idea

2019-03-07 14:33:27 UTC

you wanted to do it in first place

2019-03-07 14:33:37 UTC

remember that one day back then

2019-03-07 14:33:50 UTC

you were casual eating with your mom at dining table

2019-03-07 14:33:53 UTC

and it just hit you

2019-03-07 14:35:42 UTC
2019-03-07 14:47:39 UTC

<:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

2019-03-07 14:48:17 UTC

It actually wasn'tt hat bad of a video tbh

2019-03-07 14:48:28 UTC

but it needs the ``Disgusting Pig`` tag

2019-03-07 14:48:28 UTC

What was the conclusion?

2019-03-07 14:49:13 UTC

@sum "Some of the stuff is better, some of it is worse, but I like the Ifixit kit because everything has a baseline level of quality, so I know I can count on it"

2019-03-07 14:54:26 UTC

Damn, I'm kind of tempted to go for the ifixit shit

2019-03-07 14:55:10 UTC

well they are "good guys" so support is always welcome to their direction

2019-03-07 14:55:17 UTC

even if its slightly more expensive

2019-03-07 14:57:40 UTC

Good goy, overpay for plastic!

2019-03-07 15:01:05 UTC

@sum Xiaomi Wiha vs iFixit Kit

2019-03-07 15:01:15 UTC

tough choice <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

2019-03-07 15:01:27 UTC

Though depending on which Wiha you mean

2019-03-07 15:01:42 UTC

The one with electric screwdriver or non-electric

2019-03-07 15:01:43 UTC

There's a bunch now I think

2019-03-07 15:01:53 UTC

Since I think there are two versions of Wiha

2019-03-07 15:03:11 UTC

Okay, one was Mijia while other was Wiha

2019-03-07 15:09:09 UTC

I feel like I should call out of work today.

2019-03-07 15:09:12 UTC

Also

2019-03-07 15:09:14 UTC

But I won't.

2019-03-07 15:09:18 UTC

๐Ÿ˜Ž <:boomer:480046032546168863>

2019-03-07 15:09:42 UTC

Oh shidd, I forgot that I need to gas up the car before work. Looks like I'm gonna be late anyway

2019-03-07 15:13:08 UTC

@sum that first one looks like a cool kit though

2019-03-07 15:13:55 UTC

It does look cool, but is a smooth cylinder really the best design for a tool? It's a tool, not a fashion statement

2019-03-07 15:14:25 UTC

I mean if you want it can double as a tool for masturbation

2019-03-07 15:16:04 UTC

>using a fuckdriver instead of a Drilldo

2019-03-07 15:22:01 UTC

>not using a dickhammer

2019-03-07 15:23:56 UTC

I'm gonna get Gas Station donuts today

2019-03-07 15:24:14 UTC

Of course you do

2019-03-07 15:24:26 UTC

Of course I....do?

2019-03-07 15:24:39 UTC

You mean Of course you ARE, you non-english dipshit ๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-03-07 15:25:59 UTC

Nope. It's do, fatty

2019-03-07 15:26:39 UTC

No, it's not.

2019-03-07 15:27:08 UTC

If I said 'I want to get gas station donuts today", THEN you could say "Of course you do "

2019-03-07 15:27:23 UTC

But I said I AM gonna get gas station donuts.

2019-03-07 15:27:50 UTC

smh Imagine being so stupid a burger flipper has to give you english lessons

2019-03-07 15:27:51 UTC

>American becomming a ||grammar|| nazi

2019-03-07 15:29:10 UTC

You may be right

2019-03-07 15:29:22 UTC

You are a gas station donut

2019-03-07 15:29:25 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-03-07 15:30:48 UTC

Very Bad sense of humor.

2019-03-07 15:33:09 UTC

I have it all set up in my head now. I'm gonna get some donuts, some <:boomer:480046032546168863> , and a tank full of gas. Total cost......

2019-03-07 15:33:16 UTC

I'm gonna say 31 dollars

2019-03-07 15:33:50 UTC

<:boomer:480046032546168863> ๐Ÿ˜Ž

2019-03-07 15:34:05 UTC

Why not buy some ๐Ÿšฐ

2019-03-07 15:34:21 UTC

<:boomer:480046032546168863> no calories

2019-03-07 15:34:24 UTC

@sum Why not buy a ticket to a country that doesn't suck dick, dirty pole

2019-03-07 15:34:57 UTC

@Matthew why not drink something that doesn't suck dick, fat american

2019-03-07 15:35:17 UTC

I'm not drinking @porco , I' m drinking <:boomer:480046032546168863>

2019-03-07 15:40:20 UTC

ohfuck me, weather will change like crazy

2019-03-07 15:42:57 UTC

Times of headaches and eyes hurting badly incoming

2019-03-07 15:43:19 UTC

Hahaha

2019-03-07 15:43:27 UTC

Genetically inferior Allergic faglord

2019-03-07 15:43:49 UTC

I didn't want to be a fucking meteoropathic

2019-03-07 15:44:59 UTC

gf complains about her ankle when it's cold

2019-03-07 15:45:05 UTC

it's been cold for 6 months now

2019-03-07 15:52:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/553243640731009037/eiter0mh0kk21.png

2019-03-07 15:56:55 UTC

Still I think that time when Google categorized all black people as apes was much better

2019-03-07 15:57:01 UTC

Yes

2019-03-07 16:27:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/553252458655252500/20190307_102722.jpg

2019-03-07 16:27:48 UTC

Rare sip

2019-03-07 16:27:58 UTC

(Handlets BTFO)

2019-03-07 16:33:03 UTC

Any ideas regarding which key combo should I use for Rofi

2019-03-07 16:33:17 UTC

Currently using left alt + space since alt+f2 was kinda eh

2019-03-07 17:12:22 UTC

`If you are getting this mail you will
get a key for the Alpha Test Weekend.`

2019-03-07 17:12:33 UTC

If it's gonna be on Epic store then fuck you I ain't even bothering

2019-03-07 17:12:53 UTC

But I'm gonna bet it will be because Satisfactory went to Epic

2019-03-07 18:50:05 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/553288279135354883/556519.png

2019-03-07 18:52:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/553288868414226432/unknown.png

2019-03-07 18:57:11 UTC

I should rewatch Cromartie

2019-03-07 20:03:28 UTC

@Matthew your thumb is funny af

2019-03-07 20:03:34 UTC

Chubby and short

2019-03-07 20:03:51 UTC

Real American thumb / 10

2019-03-07 20:06:09 UTC

You won't be laughing when I cram it up your ass, gayboi @porco

2019-03-07 20:08:23 UTC

If I was gay, why wouldn't I be laughing about it?

2019-03-07 20:08:30 UTC

Checkmate atheists

2019-03-07 20:10:17 UTC

I think its the way hes holding things @porco

2019-03-07 20:19:06 UTC

any eucucks wanna play apex together?

2019-03-07 20:19:50 UTC

I can play das3

2019-03-07 20:29:16 UTC

i can play both

2019-03-07 20:33:55 UTC

@porco me BTFOing handlet coworker <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/553314411817730058/20190307_143214.jpg

2019-03-07 20:35:14 UTC

Pork chop

2019-03-07 20:38:05 UTC

@Millwood stay jealous, handlet

2019-03-07 20:38:57 UTC

Huhhh

2019-03-07 20:39:09 UTC

My hands are slim, I'm not jealous

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