through his mouth, like the rest of the objects he encounters

@Tribit daddy

@Matthew do you like Moonpies?

@Julian I hate marshmallow

Stardew Valley on a big TV is 😩 👌

No one fucking cares about your switch

soy

Bad day, John?

@Millwood TAKE IT BACK

SOY

BRING THE BOTTLE AND LEAVE IT

MUH SOY

SOYWITCH

I WILL WILL
YANK YOUR BALLS
YANK YANK YANK
THEY ARE SMALL

@Adrenochrome https://twitter.com/theneedledrop/status/1100447354086481921

Now's your chance

thanks bro

@Matthew

@porco change his name to Soytthew

@Adrenochrome he's tweeting about that stuff now so best get it in now

I'll get it in whenever I want

https://twitter.com/privacydied/status/1100522445264617472

@Matthew cheeky

if u wanna like it for visibility that would be nice

<:blobstop:427568773143330829>

love u

@Tribit Can I use my reverse philosophy on you?

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

Don't pin this

Fuck programs that bug you about updates but force you to "reinstall" them to update

aka everything and qbittorrent

>windows

Still waiting on that reverse "philosophy" of yours

I already did

And It worked perfectly

You haven't even notice<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

yo @Matthew can you help me out here and post one of them void brain wojak pictures you have?

@Tribit

Thank you very much

https://youtu.be/85y-N5GJa9g

Posting this has cost you several good boy points Matthew

How close was I to becoming mod of <#531212403858472967> and getting a music channel

You probably have to suck a dick first, like a mod rite of passage

@sum is first in line

first in line to get the fuck out*

if you so please

I don't have the qualities nor blowjob skills needed to be a mod

None of us do <:turt:443131018950606878>

I agree on the former, but disagree on latter

I see so you're basically saying you *do* have the bj skills required?

If I did, I would already be a mod in here

Sadly I am outclassed by the whole mod team in dick per suck ratio 😦

Sucks per Dick, you mean

Porco sucks a lot of sucks very quickly, but tribit services each one thoroughly

Wind is a fucking tease and just licks the tip

Smh

Do **NOT** let Hektik near your dick, you'll never see it again

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

csg being Chink Shit General is just the cover up, it was all about cock sucking gays

<:benis:239668961011040257>

You know what they say, dont try to pet a hurt cat

I have never heard Anyone say that

My grandma said that as she was patching me up after I cornered a cat that was limping and tried to hug it

https://youtu.be/gfh40Hy8dUs

rare video of hektik

Its a good saying

@Windatica they were off duty cops

They fined the guy filming them after the video went viral

he brings up a good point

what is the point of a bike lane if they're not going to use it

a PROTECTED bike lane

That's probably why they fined him

Couldn't handle the Aussie banter

Totally okay to fine the guy.

As long as they also fined themselves.

Yeah nah

Just had a great time playing Smash with my brother. Haven't played vidya with him in ages

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

did you grope him since you won?

He lives in Kentucky and is bigger than me

I got to keep MY cheeks unbusted as my prize

@johnfrum

Tell me how much this disgusts you

Matt

Im ready to get a dog

Because I want to fucking kill myself after watching a single episode of this shit

https://youtu.be/oFo8BEbEdhw

Why on earth would you watch that?

Who put you up to this

Who do you think? Anime nights are cancelled now.

Good job maty

Ah, the imaginary sister.

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

This is probably one of your lamer fictions about me.

Anyway, i'm glad your family time wasnt as bad as mine.

You should've abyss'd her.

Even if it was with an imaginary brother in kentucky who you claimed you were going hunting with but never did.

I said I WANTED to go hunting, and a friend of his had land.

Planning an executing hunting trip between 4 people who live in 4 different places is no easy task