basmati is good for Indian food

each rice to its use case

what rice do they use at the china restaurants?

iirc from one of the advchina vids I think chinks in china don't add salt to rice

they don't but they also don't use the long rice

>you can't use milchreis for normal meals. what a dumb chink
virgin detected who cant cook

Humbert, it's usually Jasmine

or a shorter fatter
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oryza_sativa

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Wait what, how is it's genome size relevant and why the fuck is it in the first paragraph?

it's wikipedia. it's total shit. try to look up the most simple term and you'll find 20 pages

maybe because it's easy to modify genetically?

maybe this is because biology professors would give it as an example and then thirsty for knowledge students would look it up

And then edit the article cause they see it as important probably

Gene editing is less widespread than we think

Some plants are known to be "model" organisms for genetics

because they have simple genomes, are easy to grow, and are relatively closely related to other species

I know the Tobacco plant is another model species

https://www.quora.com/How-does-tobacco-work-as-a-plant-model-organism

It's basically the white lab rat, E.Coli etc

@swigs isn't Jasmine mostly used in Thailand?

http://www.rieti.go.jp/en/publications/summary/11010010.html

>someone wrote a paper about it

I'm going to read that tomorrow

One of my foreign co-workers crossed me...do I turn him into Chinese police for all the drugs he smokes ?

yes

what did they do?

Drugs crimes get death penalty in china

and they also confiscate your drugs

i think theyd just deport him - if that. our main investor of the school has a lot of connections

in bird culture, that is considered a dick move

man commits crime so heinous it arrants a death penalty

reporting it a dick move

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without knowing details or background story, as a general rule, life is best if everyone minds his own business

chink mentality haha

but i agree with a lot of stuff

Do report

Fuckers have it coming

shit-about-china is turning into a moral alignment test

its not about morals its about whats fun :3

I like the new shit about china

@kaetaa into the gulag with him

he fucked up crossing you. if you dont fear retaliation from thugs or smth, do it

He's a foreigner, just a real peice of shit Brit who's been here too long because he's a loser back in the uk

Literally is drinking anytime he isn't at work

typical expat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRTYOl3QYuA ♪ when I close my eyes I can almost see it ♫

I used to shop at the wet market nearby. The vegetable prices are criminally low

Would walk out with like 5kg of veggies for $2usd

But they are dirty, and walmart delivers groceries pretty much free now so

I usually just use that these days

Wal-Mart is in china?

yeah

Not as popular as other stores but yeah it is

It's nothing like back home. It's all Chinese shit obviously. Doesn't even look like a Walmart

@kaetaa dirty as in unsafe or just in need of a washing?

In need of washing. I'm not sure if they are unsafe.

You never know, I suppose.

They will sell you vegetables by weight, but when a potato has more dirt on it than potato

Huge pain in the butt since I live in small apartment

To remove caked on dirt

Swret potatoes were "discounted" at my local supermarket and were $10/kg. They can't keep getting away with it.

Walmart is way better than that bullshit store where they have Asians at every isle trying yo sell you shit

Yeah definitely

>aggressive asian sales tactics
>enter a store
>5 people ask how they can help, one follows you, another brings a basket, another asks if you want to give $item a try

i imagined my dog to be happier about her new outfit

why do asians have the fluffiest dogs?

the dogs are literally dying in the heat

love that dog

All the dogs are picture perfect

All purchased

All the not perfect dogs get sent on the street

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVmz3n15U7S52xShN8NCzsw

not really china, but asia. good vlogging like advchina

How come chinks never smile in photos

Or smile in general

I can't get a straight answer from chinks

Bad teeth?

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a text-based image of an average chink

Not enough scams and cigs

weird how smokers giving other people cigs surpass culture

it's all about dying together

smoking is all about being seen as cool by other people

cigs taste bad, so it's all about the false pretense

tfw decline cigs even though I want to smoke

a taximan put a cig in my mouth the other day

it was strange

...were you drunk?

...was he?

No and maybe

He was driving the car like he had never driven stick shift before

And all the ID they are supposed to have was gone

I've stopped riding in taxis lately...just too dangerous. Makes me so stressed out by their reckless driving

uber?

Chinese Uber (didi) is much better, but you need good Chinese skills to do it

They always insist on talking to you on phone

wonder why

And it's more expensive than taxis

I don't know. It's always like that

Food delivery, post, Uber

They always want to call

And talk

moer expensive than taxis? even possible?

Yeah it's true

The taxis here are quite cheap

although it really is weird

taxis in korea are cheap-ish, supposedly, but in japan they're literally your last resort

Yeah Tokyo is crazy expensive

The base fare there was like 8 usd

Base fare in my city is less than 1.50 usd

But they are insane drivers and aren't often that kind

The Uber drivers are much better

And their cars are actually comfortable

And they drive way safer

I think it's worth the extra money but you have to wait like 5 to 10 minutes for them to come

Where taxis are usually instant

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taxis beep at you even if you don't want to ride

Only to hit on your sexy ass.

TFW go to the taxi drop off point instead of waiting in line at taxi stand for a taxi

I've considered doing this haha

in Taiwan they tell you to wait

"You can't get in here, look, people are waiting over there"

except for Taipei

the secret is not do it at the exact bit but the road they turn to, to get to the main road

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKUq23QXUAAGYpw.jpg:orig tfw no chink food

always visit this indonesian diner. looks totally run down and the menu display hasn't been cleaned in years but they have great food

Chink food is overrated, sopping in oil and with boney meat

Yeah that's true

If you say you don't like bones they call you lazy

All chink food is super heavy. Hard to get a light meal

Like a nice salad or sandwich

I've heard some regions are lighter but most food is just a mess. Not bad tasting but so much fucking oil

implying thats a bad thing

why does this place sound more racist here than it did months ago

i am not saying you guys are racist btw it literally just... sounds racist

Dealing with chinks takes it's toll.

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When they deliver me my orders in set time, not 3 months later, I wont be racist

Until then, chinks deserve all disputes that are put against them

chink food is the worst asian food tbh

Depends on region, but I think Korean food is pretty boring outside of novel preparation and Japanese food is pretty overrated too.

sushi and miso stuff is comfy soul food

chinese food mostly is rather bland, can only speak for northern china though

japanese > chinese = korean >>>> SEA > Indian

Chinese food is pretty good, but not the northern type

For the basics like miso soup and stuff the japs are pretty good but the curry is kind if lacking.

That's kind if everywhere not SEA and India though, there is a very specific idea what curry should taste like and China, Korea and Japan all seem to pretty much agree on it so at least the commercialized variant is lacking.

I actually prefer northern chink food to southern

This place isn't racist, but @johnfrum is right..dealing with chinks has taken its toll on me.

When you have to deal with them everyday, it gets exhausting. Imagine living in a society where everyone is trying to scam you and nobody cares about each other even through common courtesy

Having to deal with their lack of logic and common sense

The cabbie who shoved a cig in your mouth seemed like a nice bloke

Haha he wasn't terrible, just a little shady. While he himself was ok, I think his cab was a fake

No ID all over it. Like he was driving for someone else. He didn't know how to drive properly like the basics. As if it was his first day learning as a 16 year old

That's what I mean by not racist. Of course there are nice Chinese, but it's such a small percentage and they are mostly younger

It's impossible for me to make Chinese friends

I've tried so hard

But it's hard to be friends with people who don't share same values

I imagine it will work out eventually after everyone is tired of the vanity games.

In like a social sense.

Yeah hopefully

Once the bubble bursts and all the rich chinks leave China

I'm excited to see how China deals with it.

My coworker makes 3000 RMB a month. She told me she can't wait for the new iPhone , which is triple her monthly salary

I said why would you want that?

She said she lives with her mom (she's 34) and has no bills so it's np

All of my co-workers live with their parents and they pretty much control their lives.

Chink parents are what ruin the young ones. They "force" them to do stuff they don't want to do because Chinese mom's never shut the fuck up

If a chink mom wants her daughter to get married, she will berate and badger the daughter everyday for years until it happens

They think they are motivating them, but in reality they are breaking them down

So people get married young to people they don't like...and then they cheat

Most chink cheats on their spouse.

Well the pendulum will probably swing the other way. Wonder what Chinese punk will sound like.

Hope the sample some sick throat singing from the steppe region

I'm sure it exists somewhere

Seems extended adolescence is the way things are moving forward these days though. Other side of the coin in regards to familial relations of Chinese nagging is Western apathy.

Honestly the cheating probably isn't new, just the internet made it easier/ a better news story.

Yeah I know, but being here I hear more stories about it

Chinese people tell me they'd rather cheat over and over than get divorced

Because they won't get caught cheating , but when their mom finds out they get divorced, they will never hear the end of it hahs

This is the problem when a society doesn't have shame

Or a rather peculiar concept of shame

I said she should be too at home to help the kid

And she couldn't understand the correlation

so tiger moms were just an urban myth?

next time ask if you have permission to hit them

The parents here only discipline their kids when it comes to grades

Common decency and life skills is not their concern

If the kids are misbehaving in class, it's the teachers fault

Wonder why they haven't implemented conscription, seems to kind of sort out Koreans. But then again they hate it too.

... so how do you guys feel about foreign nationals in America or other western nations having the same feelings about poorly educated and racist Americans and bad mouthing them on their own forums? Do you feel they're justified in creating their own enclaves and safe spaces for their own kind in a nation that doesn't "belong" to them?

There's nothing particularly Chinese about the problems you're pointing out.. those are problems common to humans.

Expats settle overseas and make english-only sectors with their own businesses that don't really welcome the locals... and it's all fine and dandy for some reason

I'll badmouth whoever I want.

But if Koreans or Mexicans settle here in America it's like some sort of assault on American values.

smh.

it is me le strawman

i really don't care about occasional bitching* because free speech is good

personally I understand what you guys are coming from but just... be even handed about the complaining is all

all people suck equally everywhere

to some degree

but there's also kindness and goodness everywhere

It is actually, especially if they take part of all the benefits but decide to bring thier backwater garbage here.

implying those problems aren't implicit with chinese society

yikes

so should we just start the grand purification of the earth soon and kill everything that isn't pure

i'll get the genetic scanners ready

Chunks will probably do this and take the brunt of the problems of first gen designer babies

if there's a problem with chinese people we should probably kill them with targeted genetic viruses right

are you having a stroke

nope just getting ready for bed lol

i was here months ago originally discussing electrical engineering and parts sourcing

kaetaa seemed like a nice kid back then with a cute chinese gf

idk what happened between then and now but wew

pointing out problems with modern chinese way of life/incompatibilites with western culture=literally eugenics

SeemsGood

yo dude trust me i know filial piety and many aspects of confucianism are bullshit

but you guys are throwing out the baby with the bath water you know what i mean

there's chinese americans that have figured out ways of making their culture mesh just fine here

it will take time for the global village to gel and catch up

i mean we don't come out smelling like roses either dude

manifest destiny and economic sabotage has been the flavor of american diplomacy for decades and it's not exactly... friendly shit

well at least they don't mix their 200$ red wine with coke

and that's good enough for me

Wonder if Chinese wine is a meme.

yeah whoever does that shit needs to be ducking drawn and quartered

but i don't think people in say Hong Kong or Taiwan do that right

The western style. They have all the ingredients for it but who knows if they messed it up.

and they're chinese, are they not

hong kong was a british colony

so ironically those places have a large part of the original chinese culture intact, before the cultural revolution stripped it all away in the mainland

taiwan and hong kong still use traditional chinese writing and still practice ... kinda silly shit like Traditional Chinese Herbal Medicine

but those places are somehow more civilized

maybe because they're economically better off, right

Because communism is a meme that is a virus
Also they were exposed to non shitty ideas

maybe being poor makes you desperate and do subhuman shit to survive, and being in a place with an insane economic disparity makes noveau riche assholes do stupid shit

i see it in china and i see it in manhattan.

my friend in england got scammed the other day because she was too trusting of some stranger on craigslist

and lost her money trying to sell an old phone

that shit happens in most places in the world with social problems. happens less in germany, japan, and singapore.

happens more in china

rich countries with good social nets

your point?

yes definitely