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2017-04-18 15:07:10 UTC


2017-04-18 16:46:43 UTC
2017-04-19 03:30:00 UTC

bro when my family was back in china, we were shouting at each other

2017-04-19 03:32:38 UTC

I certainly feel more on edge and tense here. Want to shout often haha

2017-04-19 21:12:58 UTC

allahu ackbar?

2017-04-19 21:18:40 UTC


2017-04-20 05:51:19 UTC

Been in and out of the hospital doing tests. I'm having herniated disc surgery here next week

2017-04-20 05:51:41 UTC

They make u do tons of test before surgery like ECG mri CT scan ultrasound on your heart

2017-04-20 05:51:44 UTC

It's annoying

2017-04-20 05:52:12 UTC

My bed here cost 15rmb a night and I'm sharing a room with 9 people and their families haha

2017-04-20 06:08:35 UTC


2017-04-20 06:08:39 UTC

Get well

2017-04-20 07:03:52 UTC

Thanks mate.

2017-04-20 18:16:18 UTC

How long will your hospital stay be?

2017-04-20 22:57:51 UTC

>chink shit surgery

2017-04-20 22:57:55 UTC

now thats some real shit

2017-04-20 23:34:34 UTC

the deep end of chink shit

2017-04-21 01:45:48 UTC

well i technically got a bed 2 days ago, but im not sleeping there this weekend (theres so many chinks that you have to reserve a bed and hold onto it to do tests etc)

2017-04-21 01:46:03 UTC

so the actual days ill be sleeping at the hospital is like 4 or 5 tops

2017-04-21 01:46:15 UTC

but ive been in and out of the hospital last few days, just not sleeping

2017-04-21 02:37:08 UTC

do t forget the blood tests

2017-04-21 02:37:31 UTC

I love having blood taken out of me for no raisind

2017-04-21 02:37:49 UTC

the nurse doing my blood test comes in with a rusty plate with some blood taking shit, and acts like shes never taken blood before

2017-04-21 02:38:04 UTC

like she has no idea what the fuck shes doing

2017-04-21 02:38:33 UTC

the experience is further increased by the fact no one speak english

2017-04-21 02:38:36 UTC

also chinks LOVE iv drips - no matter what kind of illness you have, they suggest iv drip

2017-04-21 02:38:47 UTC

yeah, ive had to have my gf translate for me

2017-04-21 02:40:43 UTC

also I feel the needle is thicker than normal

2017-04-21 02:41:36 UTC

luckily, the doctors i have studied at stanford, and he speaks ok english and seems very smart

2017-04-21 02:41:45 UTC

but literally everyone else is like achicken with his head cut off

2017-04-21 02:41:57 UTC

like "what the fuck am i doing here" look on their face no matter what they are doing.

2017-04-21 02:42:19 UTC

some of them are kind, ill admit

2017-04-21 02:43:06 UTC

The longer I live here, the longer I learn that most chinese people arent qualified for the job they have. especially the bottom teir jobs like contractors or construction

2017-04-21 02:43:46 UTC

I had a slight erection when one of the young nurses man handled me a bit

2017-04-21 02:44:01 UTC

what exactly did she do?

2017-04-21 02:44:34 UTC

putting shit on me and moving me

2017-04-21 02:46:15 UTC

did she notice the erection

2017-04-21 02:46:35 UTC

nah it wasn't even half

2017-04-21 02:46:58 UTC

I felt the tingle though

2017-04-21 04:46:25 UTC

>[10:51 PM] kaetaa: Been in and out of the hospital doing tests. I'm having herniated disc surgery here next week

2017-04-21 04:46:30 UTC

Damn you a brave man

2017-04-21 04:46:45 UTC

I had a discectomy luckily with a pretty decent doc from McMaster Canada

2017-04-21 04:47:05 UTC

I could honestly never trust the operation with something so painful

2017-04-21 04:48:56 UTC

The operation is apparently routine for most neurosurgeons -- but there's cases like Tiger Woods which

2017-04-21 11:36:16 UTC

best of luck fam

2017-04-22 09:31:49 UTC


2017-04-22 09:34:00 UTC

here's some less appetising shit

2017-04-22 09:34:03 UTC


2017-04-22 09:34:32 UTC

Hahaha looks boring af

2017-04-22 09:35:19 UTC

was for my dead grandad

2017-04-22 09:37:44 UTC

Food for the dead?

2017-04-22 09:38:15 UTC


2017-04-22 09:38:22 UTC

chink KFC


2017-04-22 10:09:36 UTC


2017-04-22 10:10:00 UTC

no rice in KFC though

2017-04-22 10:10:21 UTC

atleast not in my area

2017-04-22 10:27:32 UTC

Where's your area

2017-04-22 10:28:38 UTC

>chinks buy chink cars and put a toyoto/hyundai sign on it

2017-04-22 10:35:45 UTC

pretty common. chinks dont want to get caught not driving improted cars

2017-04-22 10:36:04 UTC

they do the same shit to their phoens sometimes. i saw a girl that had a oppo phone but it had an apple look to it

2017-04-22 10:54:55 UTC

>if you catch someone with a chink shit car, they will tell you which chink shit cars are better than the others

2017-04-22 10:54:59 UTC


2017-04-22 10:55:21 UTC

but yeah, chinks are anal about image

2017-04-22 10:55:33 UTC

i love chink shit, but chink shit cars arent safe at all - thats why they are never exported

2017-04-22 11:00:30 UTC

I heard chinkies break the mirrors of jap cars

2017-04-22 11:00:56 UTC

so people don't want to get jap brands

2017-04-22 11:01:20 UTC

isn't that only in areas where everyone is too poor for foreign brands πŸ€”

2017-04-22 11:01:47 UTC

some people still hate japs

2017-04-22 11:02:15 UTC

never know what kind of people are around

2017-04-22 11:02:42 UTC

I got a secondhand jap car, it just werks

2017-04-22 11:16:32 UTC

when some jap shit went down a few years ago, people in my city starting burning jap cars and looting jap stores

2017-04-22 11:16:37 UTC

beating up jap people in the street

2017-04-22 11:16:50 UTC

this is very recent haha i wasnt here, but people were telling me about it

2017-04-22 11:23:30 UTC

and now they're wrecking gook shit

2017-04-22 11:23:59 UTC

because they're angry over THAAD being built

2017-04-22 11:25:30 UTC

chinks stop going to Korea for tourism

2017-04-22 11:26:08 UTC

"China bans tour groups to South Korea as defence spat worsens"

2017-04-22 11:26:09 UTC

maybe me and gf will go soon then , maybe its cheaper haha

2017-04-22 11:26:13 UTC


2017-04-22 11:26:14 UTC


2017-04-22 11:26:28 UTC

no chink tourists either? sounds awesome

2017-04-22 11:26:29 UTC

It probably will be too

2017-04-22 11:26:36 UTC

even better

2017-04-22 11:45:27 UTC

my gf suggest i stream playing my games on chinese twitch

2017-04-22 11:45:42 UTC


2017-04-22 12:20:29 UTC

their top streaming site makes u download liek 4 bloatware bullshit that comes with browsers

2017-04-22 12:20:35 UTC

full of ads and malware

2017-04-22 12:40:41 UTC

sounds Chinese alright

2017-04-22 12:55:56 UTC

to start streaming, you had to take a photo with your ID

2017-04-22 12:55:59 UTC

and give them all your info

2017-04-22 12:56:03 UTC

couldnt fucking believe it

2017-04-23 12:46:43 UTC

heard in korea, you need to give your social security number to even play games online

2017-04-23 13:18:00 UTC

wouldnt be surprised

2017-04-23 13:18:16 UTC

doesnt korea like arrest people who use cheats?

2017-04-23 14:23:20 UTC

>heard in korea, you need to give your social security number to even play games online
yeah, that is to stop underagers playing online

2017-04-23 14:23:36 UTC

they check your SS code and and can see your age

2017-04-23 14:39:39 UTC

they even ban air traffic on exams day lmao

2017-04-24 14:26:24 UTC

They do that kind of stuff here too. No construction on exam day

2017-04-24 14:26:47 UTC

But they all just cheat on their exams so who cares

2017-04-24 14:29:22 UTC

And yeah if u wanna play Chinese games online u gotta give your ID. Kids under 18 are only allowed 3 hours a day then it turns off

2017-04-24 14:29:48 UTC

It's kind of funny

2017-04-24 14:38:01 UTC

What are cigarette prices like in China?

2017-04-24 14:38:31 UTC

Quite cheap, from what I've gathered

2017-04-24 14:38:39 UTC

I don't smoke, but my co-workers tell me

2017-04-24 14:39:05 UTC

I've heard the cigs here don't taste great, and are quite different from other countries

2017-04-24 14:39:08 UTC

Well it's like $8USD here

2017-04-24 14:39:27 UTC

Wow, it's probably no more than $2 here I guess

2017-04-24 14:39:58 UTC

Thank goodness. I'm gunna load up

2017-04-24 14:40:28 UTC

40 ausbucks here

2017-04-24 14:40:54 UTC

I don't even smoke much but may as well over there cleaner than the air

2017-04-24 14:41:20 UTC


2017-04-24 14:42:21 UTC

Just know there's a limit to how many cigs you can take on the plane

2017-04-24 14:42:29 UTC

Before you have to pay taxes for declaring

2017-04-24 14:42:33 UTC

Oh really. Whys that

2017-04-24 14:42:44 UTC

Oh tobacco product

2017-04-24 14:42:56 UTC

Just declaration shit. I'm not sure if it matters on Chinese products, but best to double check.

2017-04-24 14:43:04 UTC

Yeah tobacco alcohol cash that kind of shit

2017-04-24 14:43:46 UTC

Oh ok. Do you know how much I can take?

2017-04-24 14:44:12 UTC

No idea, a simple Google search can tell u

2017-04-24 14:44:20 UTC

It's not hidden info

2017-04-24 14:44:33 UTC

I want to bring them back and sell them for like four times the price

2017-04-24 14:51:33 UTC

That's a bad idea

2017-04-24 14:51:42 UTC

and border patrol will pick up on that shit real quick

2017-04-24 14:51:49 UTC

especially tobacco

2017-04-24 15:43:55 UTC

ζ€ŽδΉˆζ ·

2017-04-24 16:09:04 UTC

I can bring 400 cigs back without declaring

2017-04-24 16:09:29 UTC

Standard pack is 20 cigs iirc

2017-04-24 16:09:52 UTC

So you can bring back 20 packs, where the fuck are you gonna store 20 packs of smokes

2017-04-24 16:14:05 UTC

Checked luggage? Just bring a checked suitcase that you don't put a lot of stuff in

2017-04-24 16:16:44 UTC

There's whatblike 200 in a carton? I'll just get two cartons and stuff them in my carry on. I'm not getting checked luggage

2017-04-24 16:16:51 UTC

You can mail them can you?

2017-04-24 16:17:11 UTC

If you mail them can't you just send more?

2017-04-24 16:20:42 UTC

I could but is it legal to mail tobacco products without customs taking them or taxing them or something

2017-04-24 16:21:03 UTC


2017-04-24 16:26:17 UTC

Nah I just googled it. Can't mail unless you get clearance

2017-04-24 16:26:45 UTC

I guess stuffing it in your carry on it is then

2017-04-24 16:27:49 UTC

Probably smoke them all on the way home anyway. 400 isn't enough

2017-04-24 16:38:16 UTC

Explain the bike sharing meme in China
Why don't chinks buy their own chink shit bikes? πŸ€”

2017-04-24 16:39:04 UTC

Cuz they're Jews and they can make more money off sharing bikes

2017-04-24 16:49:45 UTC

@transience Gommunism :'DDDD

2017-04-24 17:18:37 UTC

Haven't China and South Korea had heavy problems with gaming addicts? Like people play for 3-4 days straight and die from exhaustion

2017-04-24 17:18:49 UTC

Always kids

2017-04-24 17:32:40 UTC

its more that they just have actual reportting about it

2017-04-24 17:32:59 UTC

other countries its just malnutrition,heart attack etc etc etc

2017-04-24 17:33:06 UTC

@Phatique plenty of gaming dweebs die in the west too

2017-04-24 17:33:18 UTC

blood clots mainly

2017-04-24 17:33:47 UTC

its just that "statistic polishing" is quite strong on medical fields these days

2017-04-24 17:34:12 UTC

always aiming for most generic disease identifications and such

2017-04-24 17:34:30 UTC

"its not avian-flu, just quite strong flu variant : here have these pill$$$"

2017-04-24 17:35:28 UTC

tells alot that there is "death by old age" in the statistics on those countries

2017-04-24 17:35:40 UTC

instead of actual reasons why the old hag died

2017-04-24 17:36:41 UTC

same as statisticaly doctors are told to avoid asthma and other "forever" diseases

2017-04-24 17:37:05 UTC

and go for alternatives like "seasonal" "temporary" "childhood" variants

2017-04-24 17:37:21 UTC

so that they dont rise the national average on the main disease list

2017-04-24 17:38:27 UTC

as in "here is astma statistics of this country !!! RECORD LOW" (not included: childhood state asthma (what ever the offical term to it is)

2017-04-24 17:38:36 UTC


2017-04-24 17:40:32 UTC

What a fucking pussy

2017-04-24 17:40:42 UTC

He died after 12 hours of xbox?

2017-04-24 17:41:05 UTC

In my youth I did 16hrs a day every day of computer games. You don't see me with blood clots

2017-04-24 17:41:48 UTC

i bet my ass that child had some other disease behind it

2017-04-24 17:42:07 UTC

healthy blood does not clot that fast normaly

2017-04-24 17:42:38 UTC

(i know, i know it depends on sitting position and such too)

2017-04-24 17:42:51 UTC

sitting top of your legs 12 hours = you can only blame yourself

2017-04-24 17:43:33 UTC

Didn't he have to pee or eat on those twelve hours. Get up and walk to the toilet your legs will get blood

2017-04-24 17:44:06 UTC

I drink more water when I'm sitting at my computer than I do the rest of the day. Then I piss like a racehorse and so I'm constantly getting up to piss

2017-04-24 17:45:01 UTC

i have habit of shifting my legs all the time when im focussing on something

2017-04-24 17:45:09 UTC

so that prevents most of bloodclots probly

2017-04-24 17:45:19 UTC

(and i do get up quite much due the dog being pita

2017-04-24 17:47:41 UTC

Yeah I change positions constantly

2017-04-24 17:53:01 UTC


2017-04-24 17:53:52 UTC

Oh thank goodness. Heaven forbid we realize that the child was actually retarded instead of blaming a company for making a product that no one else seems to have a problem with

2017-04-24 18:03:23 UTC

@kaetaa Would you be willing to do a firewall experiment for me?

2017-04-24 18:17:49 UTC

I like to think that my toe tapping compulsion kept me from dieing all those years as a NEET

2017-04-24 18:18:01 UTC

Bouncing my knee etc

2017-04-25 00:54:48 UTC

Sure, what?

2017-04-25 01:20:21 UTC

>be cantonese
>work in a mainlander chinese company
>go insane
>hire a cantonese helper
>eventually leave
>helper sees the place as it is, and also goes nuts

2017-04-25 03:12:57 UTC

I'm considering proposing to my GF just to get out of here faster haha

2017-04-25 03:13:28 UTC

Everyday I spend around these people I actually hate them more. It's made me racist .

2017-04-25 03:14:03 UTC

They say they are super smart, but they seriously lack logic, common sense, or common courtesy

2017-04-25 03:14:24 UTC

They don't care about anyone but their own circle. If you are a stranger, you aren't even human to them.

2017-04-25 03:14:41 UTC

These aren't opinions, these are facts about most mainlanders.

2017-04-25 04:54:17 UTC

That's not racism that's normal

2017-04-25 04:54:37 UTC

just go to shenzhen where all expats go

2017-04-25 05:09:21 UTC

Or go home...?

2017-04-25 05:24:16 UTC

It's not that simple .

2017-04-25 05:25:42 UTC

taxi driver watching TV as she drives in the rain.


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2017-04-25 05:46:53 UTC

remember to tip

2017-04-25 06:21:30 UTC

typical shit

2017-04-25 06:22:10 UTC

the road lanes are wider than most countries but people still drive over the lines

2017-04-25 14:15:42 UTC

>chinking yourself in secret

2017-04-25 15:36:19 UTC

chinking fetish?

2017-04-25 15:36:53 UTC

@kaetaa godspeed. Hope you can escape hell soon

2017-04-25 21:09:26 UTC

I'd rather work in that factory than sit on my ass all day doing nothing as well as studying something I couldn't care less about

2017-04-25 22:23:37 UTC

exactly what I'm doing tbh

2017-04-25 23:55:14 UTC

@Kilbur You dont want to.

2017-04-25 23:55:26 UTC

You want to sit on your ass too

2017-04-25 23:56:48 UTC

or maybe youd like to study something that nourishes your soul m80

2017-04-25 23:57:19 UTC

I dropped physics. Best life decision ever

2017-04-25 23:57:29 UTC

Filmmaking is amazing

2017-04-26 02:12:38 UTC

I'm finished soon but I suppose you're right

2017-04-26 02:12:43 UTC

I'm so stick of studying

2017-04-26 02:12:47 UTC

10 years now

2017-04-26 02:34:36 UTC

I'd take pictures of the German owned Chinese factory if it's allowed

2017-04-26 02:34:53 UTC

it seems okay here

2017-04-26 02:35:13 UTC

they can stand or sit on a stool

2017-04-26 14:32:13 UTC

@kaetaa Sorry, I didn't notice for a while since you didn't mention me. I was wondering if you could try this and let me know if it works. https://www.torproject.org/images/PT/2016-07-how-to-use-PT.png

2017-04-26 17:43:41 UTC

how the fuck do I get a package of 0.30 euros shipped from the other side of the world to my house, without paying anything

2017-04-26 17:43:56 UTC

sending this type of package to someone else in my country costs 6 euros

2017-04-26 17:44:18 UTC

i think the chinese government pays for it

2017-04-26 17:44:22 UTC

but im not sure

2017-04-26 17:45:27 UTC

Yeah they must be, who else could

2017-04-26 17:45:47 UTC

but it's insane

2017-04-27 00:54:28 UTC

from my understanding, they have as-private-as-you-can-get postal services, which means massive undercuttings

2017-04-27 00:55:21 UTC

private being the key word, under a communist government

2017-04-27 01:15:35 UTC

Nice one.

2017-04-27 01:16:07 UTC

A communist country is a communist country, you can't say it's only half!

2017-04-27 01:47:31 UTC

except that whole capitalist thing going on there

2017-04-27 01:47:33 UTC

but sure

2017-04-27 01:47:55 UTC

the government allows a lot of wealth to be made, and is far from being classless

2017-04-27 01:48:22 UTC

or do we pick and choose the ideas of what makes a government full blown this or that

2017-04-27 01:50:47 UTC

useless lables in the end. they are going to do what they want and keep calling it what they want

2017-04-27 03:17:29 UTC

But as a political theory derived from Karl Marx, advocating class war and leading to a society in which all property is publicly owned and each person works and is paid according to their abilities and needs, there's not much wiggle room. Like it or hate it, they're a communist country the same way NK is a democratic republic, and deserve to be called out on it.

2017-04-27 03:31:30 UTC

A fair bit of property is privately owned by really wealthy people

2017-04-27 03:32:24 UTC

and some industry pay is competitive

2017-04-27 03:32:34 UTC

I think most

2017-04-27 03:34:02 UTC

its not really communist at all tbh

2017-04-27 03:55:11 UTC

Mao would be rolling in his grave. Too bad he was so incompetent as chairman that he thought killing all the birds would improve the famine situation instead of making it much much worse.

2017-04-27 03:57:00 UTC

I actually don't know much about Mao, that's just something that stuck out for me.

2017-04-27 04:14:48 UTC

>increase security levels

2017-04-27 04:15:46 UTC

oh baby, I know the struggle of having to hold off on theft when working in a company

2017-04-27 04:17:30 UTC

>also including a review of the food
Man, if everything about China is fucked up, the only one good thing people can get right is the food

2017-04-27 04:35:55 UTC

except they don't

2017-04-27 04:36:44 UTC

I've never had food poisoning as bad as this one time I ate in china

2017-04-27 04:37:20 UTC

Also Mao was basically turned China into Scientology

2017-04-27 04:37:53 UTC

He probably wrote some shit about cleaning windows too

2017-04-27 05:59:17 UTC

where'd you go eat?

2017-04-27 06:00:39 UTC

Mao killed the intellectuals of China for what they had, then destroyed a good amount of the cultural history

2017-04-27 06:01:11 UTC

For whatever reason he's did his best impersonation of stalin

2017-04-27 06:10:03 UTC

and lucked out in the vaccuum when the prior leader chiang kai sek was a control freak who bumbled it all

2017-04-27 06:29:39 UTC

I ate at a hotel restaurant

2017-04-27 06:30:03 UTC

the food was good but just almost killed me

2017-04-27 20:47:31 UTC

how did i almost kill you?

2017-04-28 01:36:41 UTC

my wife is from taiwan, and when you read the history of how Mao took over, and how he ran China afterwards

2017-04-28 01:36:48 UTC

it perplexes you

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