😦

tfw you understand the guangzhou shouting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1VQk_yw5wU&feature=youtu.be&t=6m0s

https://i.imgur.com/zIQTNRg.gifv

bro when my family was back in china, we were shouting at each other

I certainly feel more on edge and tense here. Want to shout often haha

allahu ackbar?

恭喜

Been in and out of the hospital doing tests. I'm having herniated disc surgery here next week

They make u do tons of test before surgery like ECG mri CT scan ultrasound on your heart

It's annoying

My bed here cost 15rmb a night and I'm sharing a room with 9 people and their families haha

Ayy

Get well

Thanks mate.

How long will your hospital stay be?

>chink shit surgery

now thats some real shit

the deep end of chink shit

well i technically got a bed 2 days ago, but im not sleeping there this weekend (theres so many chinks that you have to reserve a bed and hold onto it to do tests etc)

so the actual days ill be sleeping at the hospital is like 4 or 5 tops

but ive been in and out of the hospital last few days, just not sleeping

do t forget the blood tests

I love having blood taken out of me for no raisind

the nurse doing my blood test comes in with a rusty plate with some blood taking shit, and acts like shes never taken blood before

like she has no idea what the fuck shes doing

the experience is further increased by the fact no one speak english

also chinks LOVE iv drips - no matter what kind of illness you have, they suggest iv drip

yeah, ive had to have my gf translate for me

also I feel the needle is thicker than normal

luckily, the doctors i have studied at stanford, and he speaks ok english and seems very smart

but literally everyone else is like achicken with his head cut off

like "what the fuck am i doing here" look on their face no matter what they are doing.

some of them are kind, ill admit

The longer I live here, the longer I learn that most chinese people arent qualified for the job they have. especially the bottom teir jobs like contractors or construction

I had a slight erection when one of the young nurses man handled me a bit

what exactly did she do?

putting shit on me and moving me

did she notice the erection

nah it wasn't even half

I felt the tingle though

>[10:51 PM] kaetaa: Been in and out of the hospital doing tests. I'm having herniated disc surgery here next week

Damn you a brave man

I had a discectomy luckily with a pretty decent doc from McMaster Canada

I could honestly never trust the operation with something so painful

The operation is apparently routine for most neurosurgeons -- but there's cases like Tiger Woods which

best of luck fam

here's some less appetising shit

Hahaha looks boring af

was for my dead grandad

Food for the dead?

🤔

chink KFC

ye

no rice in KFC though

atleast not in my area

Where's your area

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1At2H-lIJog

>chinks buy chink cars and put a toyoto/hyundai sign on it

pretty common. chinks dont want to get caught not driving improted cars

they do the same shit to their phoens sometimes. i saw a girl that had a oppo phone but it had an apple look to it

>if you catch someone with a chink shit car, they will tell you which chink shit cars are better than the others

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

but yeah, chinks are anal about image

i love chink shit, but chink shit cars arent safe at all - thats why they are never exported

I heard chinkies break the mirrors of jap cars

so people don't want to get jap brands

isn't that only in areas where everyone is too poor for foreign brands 🤔

some people still hate japs

never know what kind of people are around

I got a secondhand jap car, it just werks

when some jap shit went down a few years ago, people in my city starting burning jap cars and looting jap stores

beating up jap people in the street

this is very recent haha i wasnt here, but people were telling me about it

and now they're wrecking gook shit

because they're angry over THAAD being built

https://assets.bwbx.io/images/users/iqjWHBFdfxIU/iBcqDouUPU9M/v2/800x-1.png

chinks stop going to Korea for tourism

"China bans tour groups to South Korea as defence spat worsens"

maybe me and gf will go soon then , maybe its cheaper haha

haha

right?

no chink tourists either? sounds awesome

It probably will be too

even better

my gf suggest i stream playing my games on chinese twitch

hahaha

their top streaming site makes u download liek 4 bloatware bullshit that comes with browsers

full of ads and malware

sounds Chinese alright

to start streaming, you had to take a photo with your ID

and give them all your info

couldnt fucking believe it

heard in korea, you need to give your social security number to even play games online

wouldnt be surprised

doesnt korea like arrest people who use cheats?

>heard in korea, you need to give your social security number to even play games online
yeah, that is to stop underagers playing online

they check your SS code and and can see your age

they even ban air traffic on exams day lmao

They do that kind of stuff here too. No construction on exam day

But they all just cheat on their exams so who cares

And yeah if u wanna play Chinese games online u gotta give your ID. Kids under 18 are only allowed 3 hours a day then it turns off

It's kind of funny

What are cigarette prices like in China?

Quite cheap, from what I've gathered

I don't smoke, but my co-workers tell me

I've heard the cigs here don't taste great, and are quite different from other countries

Well it's like $8USD here

Wow, it's probably no more than $2 here I guess

Thank goodness. I'm gunna load up

40 ausbucks here

I don't even smoke much but may as well over there cleaner than the air

true

Just know there's a limit to how many cigs you can take on the plane

Before you have to pay taxes for declaring

Oh really. Whys that

Oh tobacco product

Just declaration shit. I'm not sure if it matters on Chinese products, but best to double check.

Yeah tobacco alcohol cash that kind of shit

Oh ok. Do you know how much I can take?

No idea, a simple Google search can tell u

It's not hidden info

I want to bring them back and sell them for like four times the price

That's a bad idea

and border patrol will pick up on that shit real quick

especially tobacco

怎么样

I can bring 400 cigs back without declaring

Standard pack is 20 cigs iirc

So you can bring back 20 packs, where the fuck are you gonna store 20 packs of smokes

Checked luggage? Just bring a checked suitcase that you don't put a lot of stuff in

There's whatblike 200 in a carton? I'll just get two cartons and stuff them in my carry on. I'm not getting checked luggage

You can mail them can you?

If you mail them can't you just send more?

I could but is it legal to mail tobacco products without customs taking them or taxing them or something

hm

Nah I just googled it. Can't mail unless you get clearance

I guess stuffing it in your carry on it is then

Probably smoke them all on the way home anyway. 400 isn't enough

Explain the bike sharing meme in China
Why don't chinks buy their own chink shit bikes? 🤔

Cuz they're Jews and they can make more money off sharing bikes

@transience Gommunism :'DDDD

Haven't China and South Korea had heavy problems with gaming addicts? Like people play for 3-4 days straight and die from exhaustion

Always kids

its more that they just have actual reportting about it

other countries its just malnutrition,heart attack etc etc etc

@Phatique plenty of gaming dweebs die in the west too

blood clots mainly

its just that "statistic polishing" is quite strong on medical fields these days

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020462/Xbox-addict-20-killed-blood-clot-12-hour-gaming-sessions.html

always aiming for most generic disease identifications and such

"its not avian-flu, just quite strong flu variant : here have these pill$$$"

tells alot that there is "death by old age" in the statistics on those countries

instead of actual reasons why the old hag died

same as statisticaly doctors are told to avoid asthma and other "forever" diseases

and go for alternatives like "seasonal" "temporary" "childhood" variants

so that they dont rise the national average on the main disease list

as in "here is astma statistics of this country !!! RECORD LOW" (not included: childhood state asthma (what ever the offical term to it is)

./rant

What a fucking pussy

He died after 12 hours of xbox?

In my youth I did 16hrs a day every day of computer games. You don't see me with blood clots

i bet my ass that child had some other disease behind it

healthy blood does not clot that fast normaly

(i know, i know it depends on sitting position and such too)

sitting top of your legs 12 hours = you can only blame yourself

Didn't he have to pee or eat on those twelve hours. Get up and walk to the toilet your legs will get blood

I drink more water when I'm sitting at my computer than I do the rest of the day. Then I piss like a racehorse and so I'm constantly getting up to piss

i have habit of shifting my legs all the time when im focussing on something

so that prevents most of bloodclots probly

(and i do get up quite much due the dog being pita

Yeah I change positions constantly

Oh thank goodness. Heaven forbid we realize that the child was actually retarded instead of blaming a company for making a product that no one else seems to have a problem with

@kaetaa Would you be willing to do a firewall experiment for me?

I like to think that my toe tapping compulsion kept me from dieing all those years as a NEET

Bouncing my knee etc

Sure, what?

>be cantonese
>work in a mainlander chinese company
>go insane
>hire a cantonese helper
>eventually leave
>helper sees the place as it is, and also goes nuts

I'm considering proposing to my GF just to get out of here faster haha

Everyday I spend around these people I actually hate them more. It's made me racist .

They say they are super smart, but they seriously lack logic, common sense, or common courtesy

They don't care about anyone but their own circle. If you are a stranger, you aren't even human to them.

These aren't opinions, these are facts about most mainlanders.

That's not racism that's normal

just go to shenzhen where all expats go

Or go home...?

It's not that simple .

taxi driver watching TV as she drives in the rain.

nice

remember to tip

typical shit

the road lanes are wider than most countries but people still drive over the lines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ItLIywwepY

>chinking yourself in secret

chinking fetish?

@kaetaa godspeed. Hope you can escape hell soon

I'd rather work in that factory than sit on my ass all day doing nothing as well as studying something I couldn't care less about

exactly what I'm doing tbh

@Kilbur You dont want to.

You want to sit on your ass too

or maybe youd like to study something that nourishes your soul m80

I dropped physics. Best life decision ever

Filmmaking is amazing

I'm finished soon but I suppose you're right

I'm so stick of studying

10 years now

I'd take pictures of the German owned Chinese factory if it's allowed

it seems okay here

they can stand or sit on a stool

@kaetaa Sorry, I didn't notice for a while since you didn't mention me. I was wondering if you could try this and let me know if it works. https://www.torproject.org/images/PT/2016-07-how-to-use-PT.png

how the fuck do I get a package of 0.30 euros shipped from the other side of the world to my house, without paying anything

sending this type of package to someone else in my country costs 6 euros

i think the chinese government pays for it

but im not sure

Yeah they must be, who else could

but it's insane

from my understanding, they have as-private-as-you-can-get postal services, which means massive undercuttings

private being the key word, under a communist government

>communist
Nice one.

A communist country is a communist country, you can't say it's only half!

except that whole capitalist thing going on there

but sure

the government allows a lot of wealth to be made, and is far from being classless

or do we pick and choose the ideas of what makes a government full blown this or that

useless lables in the end. they are going to do what they want and keep calling it what they want

But as a political theory derived from Karl Marx, advocating class war and leading to a society in which all property is publicly owned and each person works and is paid according to their abilities and needs, there's not much wiggle room. Like it or hate it, they're a communist country the same way NK is a democratic republic, and deserve to be called out on it.

A fair bit of property is privately owned by really wealthy people

and some industry pay is competitive

I think most

its not really communist at all tbh

Mao would be rolling in his grave. Too bad he was so incompetent as chairman that he thought killing all the birds would improve the famine situation instead of making it much much worse.

I actually don't know much about Mao, that's just something that stuck out for me.

>increase security levels

oh baby, I know the struggle of having to hold off on theft when working in a company

>also including a review of the food
Man, if everything about China is fucked up, the only one good thing people can get right is the food

except they don't

I've never had food poisoning as bad as this one time I ate in china

Also Mao was basically turned China into Scientology

He probably wrote some shit about cleaning windows too

where'd you go eat?

Mao killed the intellectuals of China for what they had, then destroyed a good amount of the cultural history

For whatever reason he's did his best impersonation of stalin

and lucked out in the vaccuum when the prior leader chiang kai sek was a control freak who bumbled it all

I ate at a hotel restaurant

the food was good but just almost killed me

how did i almost kill you?

my wife is from taiwan, and when you read the history of how Mao took over, and how he ran China afterwards

it perplexes you