just werks

so long as you flash official cm builds you're safe

just unlock bootloader officially if you're afraid

then just dump twrp on it, an official cm and gapps if you want the botnet

stock kernel is honestly fine but radon seems a lil better and fixes any weird fingerprint or camera issues on some models

I've entirely forgotten how to install twrp >~>

I got lucky and have the most supported sensors on mine

fastboot flast recovery twrp.img

ezpz

*flash

what I did it on was a HTC Desire HD; that shit had more DRM than anything else on earth

literally takes a couple secs

redmeme you need to make a xiaomi botnet account and apply for unlock

alternatively flash a couple files and risk an awkward brick then go through the painful unbrick process like I did

you need to wait up to a week for official unlock tho

whaaaat

it's not really that bad

just put up with miui for a weak

flash the developer rom and it's fairly comfy

*week

non-dev rom is shit, but dev rom gets weekly updates and everything

ftm bf? 😩

he's qt

no bully

you're just jelly of all of the masculine vagina I get to put my feminine benis in

yikes

so youre a grill with a ftm bf then?

2016 is strange times

Seemleggit

My nigga kaetaa

U know what I'm about to ask u right

How's my boy, ___?

I've seen 10 people vomit in public since ive been here

its such a normal occurence here

never ever seen it in public here, ever

when theres a couple million people going around everywhere then some people are going to vomit

kaetaa how long have you been there

9 months

ive never seen people vomit in public in america

here, they dont even try to find a corner. they jsut go wherever they stand

so youll see piles of puke on walkways constantly

I've vomited in the street once, but it was in a bin

A few months ago i was inside a KFC and a dad was holding his 4 year old up while pissing all over the floor of the restauraunt, despite sitting within 5 feet of the bathroom

i cant make this shit up

wtfff

isn't there alot of difference there based on where you live ?

in china

that i

s

well, of course the rural places are more uneducated than the big cities

and my city isnt very international compared to shanghai

but theres 11million people here

also, every game you play in china you have to input your chinese ID

and for games like WoW, if you are underaged, you wont be able to play past 3 hours in one day

you dont get xp, and you cant loot anything etc

its pretty fucked. i asked my gf and she said its to protect the kids from getting addicted haha

The control is... advanced.

I like the idea of kids not being addicted btw.

Despite the fact that the firewall tends to push users to use national websites.

You need to go to a city like Hoboken, NJ, on a Saturday night for the public vomiting.

(In America)

@kaetaa ever been to shenzhen?

I remember Korea tried to get the government to set such restrictions back when ragnarok online was the big thing. Kids were failing in school in preference to online fantasy interaction.

Why did you move to China, @kaetaa ?

http://bside-label.com/

rip

Im gonna buy so much stickers here

http://shop-bside-label.com/?pid=102826102

http://shop-bside-label.com/?pid=102826140

I doubt they ship outside of japan

im going to japan in 8 days

happy weebday

@Jignx fug

nice

hf 👌

what is chinas drug policy

mainly regardingpsychedelics and grass

I know they got shitty research chems because I do em

also question whats the immigration process like for burgerfolk

@Deleted User , "you go to jail, bad boy"

jail aka the organ harvesting tanks?

I wouldn't risk it, unless that's what you want

yeah

duly noted, dont do drugs there

man id be all about china if I could stimpak up on octagon and smoke grass there

I heard it's still illegal but if you keep it low, you'll probably find an aliexpress-esque grass marketplace in the alleyways of china

They also sell really good china

all the tea....

asians are of the general attitude that

drugs are bad mmmkay

you need to die if you take drugs

it's so restricted that the black market consists of the most hardcore of hardcore

What if its chink drugs and insta gib

I forgot China is sometimes north korea's tier.

I was arguing with a guy who said China's Press and citizens are as free as most western countries

china just does the opression in more visible way

rest of the world hides it in laws and small things

and protections of X group from law

to be honest china is probly most open about its surveillance and press freedom things

unlike manycountries where press just is silenced with gag-orders or people are not told the whole truth

or truth at all in most cases before some whistlebloweres(heroes of current era?) spill the beans to civilians

This is kinda true.

chinese taipei number 1

@caw yeah been there for a few hours on my way to hong kong in.october

@Valkrys i moved here because i got tired of the monotomy of my life back home. i like adventure

@sludge the citizens are pretty free, but the press isnt. other than repressed internet and straight up lies, their day to day lives are free

also the chinks find drugs one of thr worst things you could do

big fines or jail. its the main reason of foreign execution

all drugs illegal, but you can still find weird poorly grown herbs to smole if you try

im going to korea in january for the chinese new year holiday

yeah my gf is from here

shes a local

chinese girls date to get married beware

im aware

@MeeM whats the problem with that :^)

Meming aside you can get sued if you "waste" a chinese girls youth if date her and decide you don't wanna get married

Didn't a chink sue his wife because the son was ugly?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2223718/Chinese-man-sues-wife-ugly-court-AGREES--awarding-120-000.html

"and the court agrees"

I don't want to read the article

HAHAHAHAHAHA

oh god

fucking china

Wasn't this that insurance ad that people memed into a fake news story?

Kek

Fucking China. The only place you can sue your spouse for breeding ugly children.

You have some bullshit like this everywhere

youre right freeman, its not real

but it could happen, no doubt

i wanna date a chinese girl but I wanna smoke weed

where do I find one in the states

Lol

Dog pound, looking for dinner

chink girls who go to america? just go to a university, but beware: chinks in america only hangs out with other chinks, do chink things, and almost never leave their dorms/apartments

so find a slut you can convince to smoke with u

Even chinks who lives here only hangs out with other chinks

It feels weird

And there's a myth here where when one of them dies they just eat his corpse because we never see them on any funeral.

And some shit old peeps says like "never go alone in a chink store, they will kidnap you"

where do you live...

Portugal

interesting haha

But people are kinda retarded here

They are really nice, but retarded.

Now it's more used as a joke than anything but wowee, the old peeps trully believed shit like that in the past

It's China we talk about you can't know that the reports that it's fake aren't propaganda @_@

We're almost talking shit about China

So... it seems like a bad propaganda.

Or maybe it is a way to keep strangers out ?

welp

<:benis:239668961011040257>

Falun gong practitioners did nothing wrong

@kaetaa ur gf likes simpsons shit right https://palmtreat.design/products/i-hate-you-cunt-anti-greeting-card-wish-you-were-her-postcard

hahah actually got her this a few months ago

but i printed myself

thanks for the lookout, appreciate it

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-Super-Metroid-Poster-HD-HOME-WALL-Decor-Custom-ART-PRINT-Silk-Wallpaper-unframed-549/32753488580.html

looks pretty cool

probably getting it

they got other games?

@kaetaa#1570 how you doin

ded

chinks got to him

RIP Kaetaa

Having his organs harvested as we speak

rip

Trex fucked him up

Sorry mate been busy

Moving flats soon

Signed on to stay in China until at least March 2018

So you're a teacher there?

yup

im in osaka atm

I feel like im eating too much

osaka isn't china

:3

isn't japan the capital of chino ?

oh sorry

it was twaiwan

mebad

talking to kaetaa

:(

@Rey

you tried

ironic shitposting

says the mary sue

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

>silk wallpaper

did it take 87 worms 34 days to complete the poster?

yes

sick, how is osaka @Jignx ?

eating too much? m8 thats half the reason to take a vacation

I just got on chink world of warcraft

aint nobody speakin english

yes

also met the girl of my dreams

Let's hear the story

dunno, just met a girl that I click incredibly well with

it feels like I'll never meet another girl as perfect as this again in my lifetime

Great to hear

You met in Osaka?

yes

Noice

How long you staying in Japan?

12 more days

anywyas im pretty sad

cause I'll never be able to get with her

since she's seeking her dreams in japan

and I cant live in japan

Why not live in japan?

@Jignx yea what the guy above me says, why not?

Become a English teacher like every other foreigner there

doubt they'll take me

I aint white

Depends

@Jignx besides, there's a black dude making his own anime in Japan

so it can't be THAT bad in terms of race and all

I'm sure you could easily land a job teaching

teaching doesn't pay well

There's a black guy making anime?

Also, get in touch with the girl somehow.

Trust me, long distant relationships can work.

It will be freaking hard.

I hate distant relationship

I mean, it depends on your "physical" needs but, boi.

Seeing your gf/whatever only once a month is hard

I'm in this weird scenario where there's a girl who's had a fuckhuge crush on me for like, 3 years in a tight knit group of friends who met on /vg/

And while she's definitely got a crush, we're not in a relationship, but we're still Social Link Rank 10 levels of close.

We're gonna meetup in Japan and chill for a bit, that'll be fun, but regarding "physical" needs?

She's not said a thing or alluded to wanting to smash.

Considering the crush, that strikes me as slightly odd, but I ain't complaining.

@Freeman apparently so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CVxE-fXCFA

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannon_Busters

This is soooo fucking cool

Holy shit I love this

Cannon Busters anime is a collaboration between its creator LeSean Thomas and the Japanese anime studio Satelight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M09HT10nU_E

My Lady got me a chinkshit wallet for Christmas haha

She loved the Simpsons dolls I got her

Simpsons dolls?

pics of wallet and simpsons?

Simpsons review is coming to the thread tomorrow

Looks nice

Real leather?

It says 100% but it doesn't feel real

close enough