Do people stare at you for being a foreginer or are you at a an area where foreginers usually go.

loool

Have you gotten a white monkey*job yet? Lel

Wew. Do people just call you fat then? I heard they are very direct over there.

LOL

Hahahahah

Yea chinese people never get fat because of their god-tier metabolism. So whenever someone actually is fat it draws attention.

However that's why you rarely see buff chinese people aswell. Hard to get good gains

What are you doing in China btw

The memes

M-Maybe he's converting them?

Shove a big ol' bible in their face and teach them english that way kek

No.

Oh have you been killed by the driving yet?

Yea I'd imagine lol. I've seen a few videos on Chinese driving.
Nightmare fuel

Are you in northern or southern China?

East?

Oh

1st 2nd or 3rd tier city?

Well that gives you more motivation to learn the language I guess

Chinese education-system seems retarded tbh

u know chinese girls date to get married rite?

chinese girls date to get married beware

Meming aside you can get sued if you "waste" a chinese girls youth if date her and decide you don't wanna get married

Because those places are either too political or warzones or both

Yea should've ordered last month for Christmas

The engrish is some of the best parts of ordering

Anybody know some good earphones for running? 🤔

Who thought that was a good idea to make 🤔

Will Chinese phone chargers burn my house down?

Are Flash Deals from Ali Express worth it or is it just cheap companies who throw their garbage away?

UwU sorry

Yea that seems like something they would do

^^dhis

Wow it needs bloody batteries?

Just use your damn hands 😂

Yea I saw that aswell

You have to get the cup all over it to avoid it

What would the cons be of buying a cheap chink phone. 🤔

would it be worth it? How are the specs and such... Spoon fed me more

I just have a shitty used iPhone 4 I inherited from a fam member so I thought everything from here would be an upgrade and if it's cheap then it would be based

I would put 100-175 bucks for a chink phone especially if it is a safe be and such maybe even more compared to what new phones cost here

Dude

Don't clean your ears that is bad for you

They are self cleaning

You'll get problems I tell you my dude

Thanks @Comfy#1404

😂

Don't post your bloody wax problems fam some are eating

I was

Dhis^^

Tfw I don't understand watches
You have a bloody phone

If you don't you should prioritise that over a watch

That's true

But I feel anxious about carrying stuff that could make me a protential robbery target

Get shot

Or get shanked

Or 3v1

._.

🤷

I'd get a cheap 20-40$ watch that looks discrete but never more than that

Also you would do that anyway @Windatica 😏

This is true

>When your chink shit gets hit by the toll and now they want you to pay 2 times the orignal cost in order to get the item back

Ripperoni cheap ass ear phones

That's why I brought two 😎

For some reason they only took one of em

Get fucked