dont piss em off

yet to run into any trouble with the coppers of other countries

dude you should check out s.e asia

itd blow your mind being a european

like cambodia or vietnam

be one of those backpacker doods

i want to climb mount fuji someday

they maintain the paths really well and supposedly you can climb it in a day

yerr i heard

my friends going later this year

and thats what he 'll be doing

a lot of tourists do it so its properly maintained

@kaetaa tbf winston lived in south africa which is hell on earth

thats true

I proposed to my girlfriend last week, so now starts the covert mission to get the fuck out of China ASAP without seeming like I'm trying to get out asap

And without pissing off her parents

It will probably take almost a year.

rip

good luck to you

@kaetaa good luck

congratulations

he didn't say that she said yes

for all we know he's leaving the country because his gf send the yakoozas after him

she said "im 26, i kind of have to"

and i put the ring on her finger

>"it's not like I have anything better to do"

"if this will get me out of this shithole country"

"i guess"

"yeah sure whatever, what do you want to eat tonight"

too close to home on that one

"oh, this is the ring u got me?"

haha

"what arcade did you get this from"

congrats tho I guess

"bitch you got this on taobao"

thanks man

"why does it say chun lu♥lao tsun on the inside"

hahaha

the only way not to piss her parents off is have them move with you

bribe them with european chocolate

that always works

Falling for the marriage meme

Gonna make some supreme gentlemen

@Kilbur if he wants to get her out of choina they kind of have to fall for the marriage meme

I hate to talk about the negatives but if divorce happens outside china i.e in America, he'll be the one getting fucked over

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@Kilbur as if that's any different from western marriages

wife could be a millionaire and they'd still find a way to fuck you over

I'm saying marriage in general is a meme regardless of culture

Ex made 80K a year and still got our house, hehe

memes didnt exist centuries ago.. cant be a meme dude

youre the meme @Kilbur

witch hunts were quite memey

and crusades

massive ammounts of people participating something stupid

kaetaa might have fugged up by proposing

meh

If you had $8000 USD free cash what would you do with it

turn 360 and walk away

Buy computer stuff

lost of computer stuff

you could probably start up a buisiness using what little knowledge you have about western marketing

invest in stuff and buy chink shit

@kaetaa buy a new gpu because my hd6970 is a granny by now

Buy a CHINK gpu

buy alienware

ive been to a ton of anime cons in america, and they are basically just an opportunity for nerds to buy shit. people buy chink shit and sell it for like 5x markup

That is the hustle

you know the new scam is buying shit outside china and selling it in china

fill your bags up with bricks of milk powder

yfw they have a gaoilo shit general discord

gaoilo?

gwailo

yeah taobao has a ton of imported shit on it

any of you know anything about systemspace/tsuski project?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y-UOVi8KaU

tfw you always pronounciated huawei hua-why

tfw everyone irl calls it who-are-eee

REEEEE

This guy

I once watched one of his videos randomly, and now he's all over my recommendations

same

Takes ages for him to get to his points, but it's comfy to have the videos running in the background while doing something else

1.5x playback speed required.

The MKBHD of China vloggers?

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

kek https://youtu.be/HQh1_zyig1M?t=2m48s

I see you're all getting the same recommendations I am.

Fucking YT.

serpentza is pretty great imho

I kinda want try to learn chinese

Are you from a chink background?

Finns are mongols so ofc

https://i.imgur.com/iDem8X9.jpg

tru

mämmi

red pill: it's gonna take you quite a while, but it's doable

I'm a heritage cantonese spaker but we don't write the same way we speak

written is basically just mandarin with a few differences

after 6 months, I sort of get it now