I went to college for film

Actually the city is famous for Guan yu, but the statue isn't him. It's qu Yuan

Another famous dude

That was my b, the names are similar haha

@kaetaa#1570 Maybe just film everything else but you? Your surroundings, the people, landmarks and then set it to some nice music maybe. Or you add a voice over to it.

Slap some Chinese beats on there and you're good to go

There's currently two styles of Expat Vloggers in China, Serpentza and that dude that just went viral with his DIY iPhone

If you can come up with something that sets you apart from them you're golden

ye that but film yourself in a weird hat

you can play as guan yu in smit

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These giant ball pits are in almost every mall in China. There are many adults inside just chilling on their phones.

There's a video on YouTube of my gf and I getting Hong Kong/Cantonese food

ahh ballpits one of most unhygienic playgrounds on planet

https://youtu.be/OQVf5XtWkc4

sure chinese may wash their balls more often ":D" but still

https://youtu.be/r6Mtt2JjeBY

https://youtu.be/NXLCilKbvlg

Only 3 videos ive made for fun this past year

https://youtu.be/NXLCilKbvlg

Wipey My Diapey

Shit my gf mom is pressuring us to buy a shitty apartment in China

A 50m2 concrete box in the sky here costs the same as a 3br 2ba house with yard and garage in my hometown

She can't understand that buying in China is bad investment

What do

dont buy it

make her buy it

@kaetaa She wants to keep her daughter close I'm guessing

evac with airlift as far as you can

Chinese think is the best investment possible, but is not

Wait for the bubble explosion

Buy shit dirty cheap

I refuse to buy a house in China. They fall apart instantly

Not even houses, just shitty small apartments

Told her mom to fuck off. Luckily she's on my side

Yes. That South African guy on YouTube said as much, did he not?

Or was it the other one?

Either way, chink shit through and through. 👍

Don't know, I just know from talking to people and research

Good, good.

The longer I stay in China the more I want to get the fuck out

It's just so backwards and the ppl are so shitty

Is everywhere that bad in China?

China has its pros and cons.

But the country is very homogenized, so the people vary slightly depending on city or province, but it's mostly in dialect. No one çan understand each other.

With a homogenized people and a communist government and the past they've had - it's pretty much the same all over. And I live in a massive city - where it is "best" in the country

Unless you like to drinks and smoke a lot (which I don't), China is not friendly to foreigner living.

The young people think we are cool, but because of one child policy most of the people are old as fuck

China will collapse

aborting your daughters ain't working out so well eh

Yeah but Chinese people lack logic or common sense (this isn't an opinion)

It's hard to explain stuff to them

GF mom's friends were saying how their kids were buying a house so now she's trying to gain face by pressuring her daughter to buy a house

It's all face shit

how are you loving the Chinese security

do you feel safe with so many of them around?

probably feels like an alien if he isn't chinese

But they're there for our safety

Leebo is right

People stare no matter where I go

Or take photos

Safety? I don't feel safe. Feels like I'm gonna get pick pocket

nobody would help you

they barely want to touch chinese

But as long as I don't get In a fight Im ok

Otherwise I'll get jumped

By 20 guys

For being a foreigner

or in chinese prison for 3 years

for "assault"

violent crime rates are low here as long as u keep your head down

I see a white guy in a train should I take a pic?

(Y)

If I get in a fight they will tell me to pay them like 5000usd or more

Id rather get deported then pay them a penny

My GF knows this

I refuse

you won't get deported though, you'll get imprisoned

on a train now back home

Nah, they don't imprison foreigners for getting Into fights

They only imprison for drug stuff or murder usually

And usually they just kill you

I'd rather rot in a Chinese jail than pay these scamming fucks a single rmb

China is Africa but with development

China lacks justice.

Even the people here understand that.

And that's not an opinion.

ye but what can they do

And there is zero justice for foreigners.

Yeah that's their attitude towards everything

ye but fuck you tbh

There's two famous sayings "who's going to yell at me?" Meaning I know what I'm doing is wrong but wtf are you going to do about it

China should build a wall

And "that's the way it is" meaning you can't change the system so just deal with it

The former is said when people cut lines or do dumb shit and people ask them about it

so have you found weed in China?

just buy it on ali

No but my co-workers smoke constantly

It's not exactly weed but it's like hash and as close as you'll get