Message from @kaetaa

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2017-04-06 13:23:44 UTC  

sounds insane

2017-04-06 13:23:46 UTC  

I'm a fat fuck so 20 is more plausible

2017-04-06 13:24:29 UTC  

You can get a big bowl of fried noodles for like 5, some breakfast jianbing thing for 5, and then fried dumplings for dinner for 5 to 10

2017-04-06 13:24:36 UTC  

It's all fried shit but you can do it

2017-04-06 13:24:42 UTC  

And it's all delicious

2017-04-06 13:25:11 UTC  

But me and my GF are high rollers , we go to a lot of good places because we can afford it. Very rarely eat street food

2017-04-06 13:25:49 UTC  

You can get a giant steamed pork dumpling that costs 2.5 RMB and usually 2 of those fill me up

2017-04-06 13:26:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/299535337661792257/baozi.jpg

2017-04-06 13:27:00 UTC  

The normal sized bottles of soda cost 3 RMB in China (less than 50 cents USD)

2017-04-06 13:27:28 UTC  

In America those run you stleast $1.50 these days right ?

2017-04-06 13:27:29 UTC  

just give me some noodles and I'm happy

2017-04-06 13:27:32 UTC  

none of that ramen shit doe

2017-04-06 13:27:49 UTC  

Nah they don't do ramen unless you go to Muslim or nip places

2017-04-06 13:27:57 UTC  

Lots of noodles to choose from

2017-04-06 13:28:48 UTC  

Serpentza lives in a teir 1 city. I'm technically teir 2, but would be a teir 1 in next ten years or so

2017-04-06 13:28:52 UTC  

5 rmb noodles sounds gud

2017-04-06 13:29:14 UTC  

suzhou?

2017-04-06 13:29:15 UTC  

Yeah they are good, but it's cooked in a dirty ass wok outside with shitty oil and cheapass noodles

2017-04-06 13:29:21 UTC  

It's cheap for a reason

2017-04-06 13:29:24 UTC  

Nah, wuhan

2017-04-06 13:29:46 UTC  

I've lived here over a year and I've gotten food poisoning 6 times

2017-04-06 13:29:50 UTC  

hot dry noodles are GOAT

2017-04-06 13:29:52 UTC  

GOAT

2017-04-06 13:30:00 UTC  

Yeah wuhan is famous for those bitches

2017-04-06 13:30:02 UTC  

gays on a train ?

2017-04-06 13:30:16 UTC  

4rmb hot dry noodle bowl every morning is incredible

2017-04-06 13:30:24 UTC  

It's filling af too

2017-04-06 13:34:23 UTC  

wtf my GFs pants size from the gap why does this size exist

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/299537326621720576/5b2a6f91-c0eb-481d-9906-7f75af52b597-1949505262.jpg

2017-04-06 13:34:43 UTC  

is that your dicc size lul

2017-04-06 13:35:35 UTC  

Nah mine is just xxs so she thinks it's pretty big

2017-04-06 13:36:52 UTC  

russia yes

2017-04-06 13:37:33 UTC  

@kaetaa imagine that size in the US

2017-04-06 13:37:43 UTC  

what would Americans even use it for

2017-04-06 13:38:04 UTC  

Hand towel

2017-04-06 13:38:08 UTC  

Baby hat

2017-04-06 13:38:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/299538481603149827/chrome_2017-04-06_15-38-48.png

2017-04-06 13:39:05 UTC  
2017-04-06 13:39:17 UTC  

"I hope they are not pierced"

2017-04-06 13:39:22 UTC  

lmfao

2017-04-06 13:39:29 UTC  

eastern euros are comedy gold