you can have it on the roof?

i just have it as my nightdesk lamp

I'd assume. its just a twist socket isn't it?

i dont think the light is strong enough to have it as a ceiling lamp

and there is nothing underneath

http://www.gearbest.com/ceiling-lights/pp_596249.html?wid=21

oh are you talking about this one? i dont have it

just the night lamp

Too expensive for my tastes, but it looks cool.

Nah it was this one. I have a lamp that needs a new bulb, but i might try it in my roof see how it goes. http://www.gearbest.com/smart-lighting/pp_361555.html

oh i see

Anyone ever order these chink figures?

I bought a danboard if that counts

rate my edc lads

>reds

>ontario

what highly memed chinkphones are there that have NFC in the $180 - $250 range

i've been looking at redmis and the lenovo ZUK Z2 but all miss NFC

Moto Z play was being memed.

Mi5 has it but that's a housefire phone.

@Valkrys oh shit valkrys remember you

I just discovered Amazon Japan, has a SHITTON of figurines and shipping is not expensive

so I recommend that if you want to weaboo shit

H-uh. I wonder if I could get those rare doujins offa there. I need someone else to receive and scan them, though.

Had a bit of a scare

Dropped my Xiaomeme on concrete garage floor

I need a case for my redmi 4

it came today and im so worried about breakin it

Only damage to the phone seems to be a 5 millimetre buff on the bottom right bumper

However

TIL you can snap the screen back on when it clicks out of place because you dropped it

Neat-o Xiaomi

I need to pick out a new hand-shower dealie

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/LCD-Hand-Shower-Handheld-Shower-Head-Led-Shower-Spray-With-Temperature-Digital-Display-3-Colors-Change/32737253338.html Looks too entertaining, is probably shit.

probably shit

that design just screams shenzhen

would you really trust chinkshit with water + electricity

I think it's powered by the flow of water

I got a shower head with pebbles in it

chink?

beads

yeah its this

Thing with these chink heads is I wouldn't necessarily trust them not to corrode and shit

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Three-function-High-Pressurize-Water-Saving-plastic-Hand-Shower-Bathroom-Shower-Head-Free-shipping/32664456200.html###

been 3 months hasnt corroded yet

that's pretty cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNjA0aee07k

I've seen brazilians literally unironically defend this

I would like to have a Mi Notebook Air so hard

but taxes and non-nordic keyboard layout makes it hard

Me too. Considering picking one up when I go back to China later in the year. Want to use one first though to see how much the keyboard annoys me though, which is going to be pretty much impossible.

are you a china man?

or do you go as vacation often?

Why not just get a MemePad?

I mean, they're fucking hideous, but they're good machines.

Mipad 2 dosent have SD-card slot

No no, fucking not MiPad. 😄

Vacation, best mate is a Chink who lives over there though. Thinking of moving myself anyway.

A Lenovo ThinkPad. Still a Chinese brand! 😬

Then I'd have all the cheap chink shit I could ever want....

@SGZ And you'd live in it.

What a way to live eh?

Filling the emptyness and regret in my life with cheap chinese goods and poor quality consumer electronics.

If that isn't the dream I don't know what is

but thinkpads are so fugly

Definitely.

@SGZ Can't say it's not tempting.

@Phatique Chick next to me in class had a Macbook Air. Thing is sleek as hell.

But by the gods did that thing howl the moment she did anything remotely taxing.

Meanwhile my MemePad was whisper quiet. ❤

I was jealous, but also not.

I will never understand apple fags

they are a cult

My sister is a fucking dirt poor Apple fag, it's so kek.

I told her "Hey, you can buy five of these and still have money left over, or you can buy one Mac".

"YEAH BUT I FEEL THEY JUST WORK BETTER"

Cunt.

poor cunts will buy a new iphone before they buy a car

And I wasn't even joking about buying five ThinkPads. Granted, they'd be refurbs, but I still think that's a better decision.

But I guess if you're poor, you wanna stay poor.

I had a job before where we used computers, ipads and phones a lot, borrowed from the company

and one of my work colleagues was the biggest apple faggotry shill ever

she bought the latest apple product always even when she coulndt afforf it

always bought macbooks, imacs, iphones and ipads on monthly pay

for 2 years each

and then trying hard to convince the management that they would buy imacs, macbooks, iphones and ipads for us to work with

and during the breaks 75% of what she talked about was her newest apple product

holy fucking shit

it was not a high paying job so she definetly couldnt afford it

and she made me hate that job more everyday even if it was ok at first

👍

only time I've been tempted to buy an apple product was when I started working more and no longer had time for the android tweaking shit I'd sunken myself into

I had an iPad for a couple of months. Absolutely unbearable if you wanted to do something that wasn't approved by the Apple overlords.

oh yeah it's horrible. If I want to add a book to the books app the easiest way I've found without using itunes is put it on dropbox then export it from the dropbox app to ibooks

have to get fishy apps whenever I want to achieve anything with it

should have kept the gift receipt

probably gonna call the post office if my package dosent arrive in the mail today

Haha, damn. The USB cable addiction is real. 😄

https://imgur.com/16hgWk7

*the worst decision ever made*

what are some good AAA size rechargeable batteries broskis

your local cheapo variant

Been looking at some LG and samsung, but they don't seem chink enough. Also, gearbest doesn't ship them to my third world country :c

@sertralino just buy dirt cheap no name disposables

rechargeable AAA batteries generaly are not worth it investing a lot of money

but if you really want then its lg/samsung and only certain circuit/models from them

@sertralino also they won't ship batteries due to dangers with lithium batteries

Thanks!

http://www.dampfakkus.de/

has a lot of comparisons from decent rechargeables

http://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2017/2/16/14633986/zte-gigabit-phone-mwc-2017

ay noob question: do the links on the infographic work, the blue text doesn't seem clickable

gigabit in a phone

@george it's just an image

isn't it a pdf

its just easier to share/compress as pdf

http://chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

hm ok

DAD SOMEONE FUCKED UP MY HYPERLINKS AGAIN

@myuutsu any problems with Xiaomi powerbanks? (To Sweden)

@Rahyo have the pocket 10000mAh

Brilliant

I've brought two other power banks since, and the xiaomi is this one I want to grab first

200g for 10000mAh, makes my jeans not sag in heavy field work

@sertralino Support the Swedish chinks instead, and go to your local IKEA. Pick up some LADDA batteries and charger.

shit a friend of mine just released a trailer for an indie game hes developed for 2 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmBXEGmQ_og

looks sick

POSTMAN IS HERE

"NO USB CABLES" in 3... 2... 1...

yeo

yep

RIP

Which ones did you order anyway?

I kinda need a new spare or two.

think im gonna call the post office now

this isntr normal

wait I can link

these ones http://www.banggood.com/BlitzWolf-BW-MC2-2_4A-Micro-USB-Braided-Charging-Data-Cable-6ft1_8m-With-Magic-Tape-Strap-p-1117564.html?rmmds=myorder

Pretty neat looking.

first 100 pre-order costed 3$ each

That reminds me I need to contact a bunch of feckers about a broken controller I RMAed a while back.

Ok, they say its really weird it hasnt arrived in a whole week. if it dosent arrive this week then I have I can get refunded by them

Neat.

A bit shit, not getting the stuff, but neat that they'll own up to it at least.

i takes avg 2 weeks to packets to arrive at least to here @finland

(from china ofc)

so 1 week wait is nothing special yet

no it arrived in sweden 1 week ago

it got shipped like a month ago

I'm from the uk and have to wait about 2weeks too

okay then its safe to say that local post-office has fucked you over

why the fuck does it like like 1+ week for a chink package to arrive to Singapore

does it fly 5 times in China first?

The Eaosisisi stuff is still going.

Anyone else got a Xiaomeme Plant monitor? Just ordered one, yet I have literally no use for it.

Got to go out and buy a plant now, FFS.

lfmao wtf xiaomeme

didnt knew about them

@Phatique Probably being driven across the country on some villagers ebike

There's so much falseflagging bullshit it looks like /v/

We come here to make educated purchases and everyone's from literal fucking china to try and get you to buy their wooden blocks shaped like a phone.

found a very interesting good in Gearbest：Original Xiaomi Mi Plant Tester http://m.gearbest.com/other-garden-supplies/pp_373947.html

feedback says the app is only in chink language

@Phatique 能不能你说中文吗

i see

But fuck, didn't realise that. I can't read it that good haha

you forgot the fucking question mark

At this point I don't know which chinkshit I should be buying unless they're posting pictures of it not being fucking broken.

Dosen't need one? Uses 吗 instead as far as I knew?

吗 is an implicit question but it needs to be usually followed by a question mark anyway

I don't know if there are exceptions

Fair, didn't know. 谢谢。

我学中文在爱丁堡大学一年。你呢?

I'm Italian but I'm married to a chink since 5 years now

I don't have a chinese keyboard at work

Why did you actually choose to study Chinese?

You can use pinyin input using a qwerty keyboard, only doscovered it the other day

I can't really use pinyin, I learnt Zhuyin for typing because it's the "standard" choice in Taiwan

Recomended by a professor at university, best mate I made there was from China and helped me out a bit. Go out there about once a year

Fair, I can't write in strokes. Only Pinyin.

it helps a lot with getting the tones right

because you need to actually chose the right tone when typing

Yeah, suppose. Tones are just a clusterfuck for me. Need way more practise. I always get way better when I go out there for a few weeks then go backwards again as soon as I get home.

did you hear the ma má mǎ, mà meme already?

Hello I'm a /csg/ newfag please help

No? Haha. But I did actidentally call my mates mum a horse one evening... got kinda awkward haha.

Is it somthing like that? Ha

妈 mā mother
麻 má bother
马 mǎ horse
骂 mà scold
吗 ma (question tag)

http://mandarinsegments.blogspot.ch/2009/08/mom-bothers-horse-by-scolding-what.html

That's really interesting actually, easy way to remember the differences.

Can't wait to go back to 海南三亚.

Weathers too cold in here

Be prepared to drown in Asian puss though

Especially outside of the major cities, girls will sleep with every kind of non-Asian they see

And how attractive are they on average? Asking for a friend.

I have serious yellow fever

so I think they're all hot

in my 1 year in Taiwan I slept with like 40 girls, in my 1.5 years in China with around 70

and I was a socially awkward kissless virgin

when I left Europe

they just approach you

tfw too sickly to travel

they come to you and start talking

Huh. Yeah, I don't really care for asians.

Can vouch for that. Fuck they're wild. I wasn't too keen on them either till I went over there... now I've full on developed a case of it.

Want to quit my shitty training job here and move already, really should see this out for 2 more years and get qualified first though.

I worked there and I wouldn't do that again

work-life balance sucks

My buddys even got a spare apartment by the beach he said I can stay at.

unpaid overtimes, 50+ hours / week

and totally fucked up working society

Heard it was good for forigners though? What where you doing out there?

>HTC

Basically "make sense"

Yeah, not really my line of work... haa

Just want an easy white monkey job

it's the whole work society in general

But I'll settle for Sales, Marketing or English. No fucking way I'm working construction out there

they're like "I pay your salary, I own your life"

I would live there as an entrepreneur

woah WOAH

but not as an employee

keep it /csg/ related u fuckin scum

overthrow the burger-oise

Live and work in China is /csg/ related

uh WRONG

Basically it's about starting a chink-shit life

<#248100475054850050>

You buy a new life in China -> /csg/

uh WRONG

You buy a Chinese mailorder bride -> /csg/

That's one way to fill the void in my life.

小米 Robot Wifu when!?

We always make fun about my chink and her complete lack of understanding for humor and sarcasm IRL

Basically we call her an "AI"

and she's doing her master in informatics now, specializing on artificial intelligence

so it's an AI studying AI

Anyway, Chinese girls are implied robots

that's what I wanted to say

you don't need a Robot waifu

To be honest it's easy enough picking them up over there anyway. It's true about that though haha. Same with all the ones I met over there.

Applied for a job in ShenZhen last night too, not even sure I want to live there.

Isn't AI studying AI literally SkyNet anyway?

It's more like philosophy. An AI looking to understand itself better

Giving itself a purpose, if you want to say so

@Operator why

I dont get it, I remember buying chargeable 8x AA and 8x AAA batteries from fasttech

and now they are all gone

or used