compared to that any vacuum flask is like alien technology

yellow one

@Magnets eat my ass tbh

location these days : unknown

@Tervy kek those fucking shits

tea cold in less than an hour

yeah not even close current stuff what can keep shit cold/warm for day(s)

I bought a chinktop a while back

some hipster would buy that yellow one

it came with one of the speakers hissing all of the time

got a half of my money back through paypall

and cut the power to one of the speakers

how much was it?

200$

nice

ps: don't buy jumper laptops

what i have been tempted to get from ali has been these

vacuum insulated bentos/food boxes

y-yeti?

How much does it cost? Mr Bento isn't too expensive

i wish yeti made bentos lel

but thats just example of some noname brand

Chinese Yeetee Cup Gang @Cole

It's fucking awesome

had to order the smaller one right away

Few days back someone posted flashlight that turned into "lantern mode" to 4chan. Anyone got link for that?

nitecore LA10 ? or one of those suicide lanterns ? (they are really badly done at times

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32888993316.html?spm=a2g1y.12024536.productList_222186586.pic_2 Similiar to this but with 360 degree light

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33014145236.html? something silly like this

or even worse like this https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32821732289.html?

my suggestion for it would be this instead of those carbo above https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32880912241.html?

or purely separate flashlight and just getting one of these <https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32800174877.html?> or separate dedicated light for the tent usage (<https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32808500580.html?> option too)

Im trying to look it from older threats.

Got it: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33003352024.html

that looks ... interesting :D

Indeed.

at least it takes 18650s inside it

i can see kind of why someone would want such thing

i guess just not my flavor of flashlight*

Yea, im sure that you're correct on this.

Im just looking for simple all arounder.

Looks like all the phone boyes are getting stung with 41 day shipping times

does mobile have more discounts or something?

I say some 6/64 RN8P drop as low as NZD$275, but I brought the 6/128, at NZD$318

I certainly could've done better

its 11.11 and i woke up at 11:11
this is a good sign

you should buy something right now

i wish @everone worked for this
>>> aliexpress manged to sell for 30 billion US$ at 24hr for this 11.11 sale...

thats just .. A LOT of shit

damn.

just imagine the backing material alone for 30B usd worth of packages

daaamn

they should move 11.11 to october so people get shit before xmas

I bet someone bought that 30k USD statue of Mao to throw this statistic off.

or was it 50?

'then tis superb feat to just manage sell a freaking 30k usd statue of Mao

Whoever taught you English should be fucking executed

:-----D

fucking kek Matt

oh wait

the sale is still going???

Yeah, for like another 24 hours, right?

It was going for 48 hours iirc

35 hours left on AliExpress

Yeh

>asks question
>answers it

time is running out and i have no idea what to buy

then you need not buy anything

you are using it as a coping mechanism for something distressing in yourr life

i like receiving random presents in the mail i forgot i even bought

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Use the search function next time. Locked.

pack an item in gift wrapper,, address it to yourself, consume 500000 benzos and wake up 2 days later with no memory of the event

yay package

maybe a 3d tiddy mouse pad

or fake canada goose jacket and louis vuitton wallet

3d genji asspad

who remember

I remember.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

lmao the genji asspad

poor seller

I think the genji asspad-man is still here

Also, RIP posties in 3 weeks when the wall of chink mail hits them

":D" our post office just vent into 1 week strike for work payment stuff

and there is change for it to turn into 4 week

it startted today :D

i wonder if ali "did not arrive in 30 days" is covered 🤔

I once went to the city international mail office cause mail was not arriving and the local post office had no idea

even the helpline asshole was like pls go to office and see

go there and see that customs guy was absent for a week and there was a large mound of packages

like 5 feet in height and like

10 feet wide on each side approx

the items were just were put in a giant pile

you guys joke about post offices

and that was just one side of the room

but I work for my country's post office, I so far got all my chink items (even if they were crazy delayed)

BUT WHEN I ORDER A FUCKING WINTER JACKER FROM A CITY NOT EVEN 150KM AWAY

you could swim in there if you wanted with a little shifting

@Cole indeed internal post speed is the fucking worst

IT GETS LOST WHEN IT'S MOVED FROM THE SENDERS POST OFFICE TO A DEPOT

NOT EVEN 100KM AWAY

if they dont lose it somewhere its fucking 5 month round trip around globe

FUCK

I looked at our internal tracking system

If it's tracked they will try to deliver on time

Otherwise you will get it when you get it

also try to use your national post service

asshole private companies get service fee for customs

so they will slap them on whenever they can

@Tervy package was scanned on arrival at the depot, and that was last week

if i could choose id rather dare the customs than work with our post office tbh

>post office can't even deliver a package to IT'S OWN EMPLOYEE

fucking simmering with rage here

i mean .. i have lost packets within same fucking city

k e k

within the same city I just do everything I can to personally pick up because I'm afraid of this

on that note __** how the fuck anyone can lose a fucking microwave sized package**__

kek

KEK

@Tervy man one time I ordered a health supplement, from a chemical vendor, had to abandon it cause it was getting so much tax, like it was double the price, the corrupt faggots tried to get me to bribe them but the bribe was more than the item cost

for a fucking year and half only to turn up randomly afterwards...

replacement jacket is currently in transit

yes not fucking delivered to sender

but delivered to fucking me

fuck fedex

like ... what

I swear to god I will drive to the post depot myself if they 'lose' it again and demand to speak to the wagie who scanned it on arrival (I can find out)

internal tracking system is fucking sweet <:hap:589102950614564904>

i swear most of the people in post offices are high anyway

especially in the back

who are not customer facing

yep.

at the sorting centers? **yep.**

"man rapes teenager with tape roller"

the environment is ripe for drug use

same as the kitchens in restrurants

line cooks practically work on auto drive while drunk or high

how the fuck you can use drugs in restaurant kitchen

explain

its fucking miracle if you even get food break

managers even encourage it sometimes

let alone time to use anything

fucking sake

coke and booze are common

its an open secret

>parked at a sorting center in prague
>window cracked open a bit
>just browsing on my phone waiting for my break to end
>what's that smell
>hear coughing
>OF COURSE
>two junkie looking fucks walk from behind a large container trying to not look suspicious
>they look suspicious

i can count with my toes how many times i have managed to get regular sized, state mandatory break in kitchen in all these fucking years

@Tervy where i work, in that building there are designated drug use spots that even the building management knows about

the night shift is worse

>he works at the detox center

<:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>

you must not have that many customers kek

its not a customer facing company

or you guys laundering money and can afford extra staff

either this or that :P

well i dont wanna dox myself but we do not face customers

literally just a service type of company

ahh "food for schools shipped in styrox boxes" kind of deal

most people just smoke hash or something

some retard girl smoked in the girls bathroom and then people started bitching

if so then i understand as almost everything comes pre-cut and done in large time consuming patches

"everything comes pre-cut"

<:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>

even the coke

indeed <:benis:239668961011040257>

officially the management says pls no drugs

unofficially they do not give a shit as long as its not obvious and you keep working

a few weeks ago I had my mandatory work medical check

for the first time ever, they actually took my pee sample into some small bottle and told me it will be sent to check for drugs etc

guess we've had some problems that I don't know about

quick, claim it was poppy seeds and that you will not discriminated against

or claim to be part of those religions that can legally get high

wait, should we not shift this to offtopic?

cause offtopic is being used for csg

it's opposite day

it's ok

mods are shopping post benis

<:benis:239668961011040257>

when you dispute on ae and get a refund and the items arrives anyway and the chinks are mad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1vqqq9ijOM

one time i got a refund on something that didn't arrive in the specified time

it arrived two months later and i messaged the chink just for shits asking if I can pay it back

he was like "no is okay dear please keep item for free"

i imagined him something like this

<:angery:518855299277520923>

That's what happened when I ordered a shimakaze outfit last year, I even paid extra for custom sizing and ended up paying nothing at all

Joke was on me because they misread the measurements

Of course they did

any good christmas present ideas?

the small silicone dick people

where can i buy those

look at that little :3 face

A YouTuber started selling these and called them "ding ding" so searching that can find them

a good youtuber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO4_cfNwDlY

11.11 edition

1. electric pump
wtf man just use a regular pump

but its the xiaomi pump

therefore better

these fucking youtube morons are annoying

especially linus

with his retard face

atleast he's not mark ass

???

the black gentleman whomst reviews phones

mark ass brownie....

tech n||guy||

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32888892046.html

What the fuck

yes ?

bet rfid tags for animal registration etc

Yes, but I assumed that a vet is supposed to do that

Plus programming those chips

> but I assumed that a vet is supposed to do that
oi do you have a license for this needle

@Sapharanth some places only have reader-computer interface and you supply the needle (from pharmacy)

those more often than not are unique coded from factory

and they just set it up at their shared DB as "this number = this dog"

not really programmed at least used to be so

whaat makes me wonder how they do on those ISO chips actualy work as they would need country code tuned on factory unless there is certain bits with write once

whole idea after all on those chips is that you cant remove/change the data without clear wound/owner present to prevent theft,enforce taxation on some countries etc etc

if you even wonder if some countries have 50+ workers just to scan cow asses

answer is yes

Wew

Interesting, thank you

my shopping cart has a lot of shit

but I havent checked out yet

@Cole useful for your new cup
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32929353104.html

i had a headache all day so i havent done any shopping

did i miss anything

yes

<:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

Anyone know if there are good smart bathroom scales from Ali that work with HealthMate?

@Pawp https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32974857285.html

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two I already bought my chink tea on 11/11 sale

Im not goin to link the shop tho because I don't want people to actually die if they get a bad batch

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two most high quality pins i've seen go for like 60 cents to a dollar seems like a scam to me

im not a weeb though

yeah i usually get em for like 60c but that one was expensive for some reason

dunno why

reviews are awful for that one too

did you search a decent bit

this large one is only 55 cents

its not one im considering to get, i jsut linked the first one i saw since it from that anime pawp likes

Find him an anime about the MC fucking his nephew. He'll really like that

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