so does heat radiation count 🤔

Cancer is a byproduct of evolution

wait non ion is the non cancer radiation

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so the graphs mean fuck all

good to know

>cancer is a byproduct of evolution

hmmmm

<#189467888657235970> retard

Oh

Whoops

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

mfw

this is the longest an item hasnt been shipped after ordering

Quick question
Are there any cheap chink laptops that are worth it? (Like Gemini Lake)
I just want something really light, portable and quiet to put Linux on as a second laptop so a used ThinkPad would really work well for me
I tried searching for other people asking but didn't really find any answers

...so get a used thinkpad 🤔

build your own with chinese lenovo parts ":D"

what could go wrong

can anyone recommend chinky earpods?

will i look like a massive faggot whilst using them?

earpods, chinky or not are the earrings of a soyboy

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my bluedio gym headphones called my mom when i was doing bench press

scary tbh

@Stawze NO

i have got a dell latitude 7370 for 800 aud just shop around

best deals are "refushished" laptops that were sent to a place to be used but for some reason or another came back unused

manufacturer has to sell it for refurbished but its new

So like outlet places?

Dell outlet?

Does aliexpress have new way to show you how much did you pay? My looks like without coupon untill i use "financial" tab

@Millwood the absolute madman

@Millwood hang them to random bicycles

what's the chink go-to backpack brand again

tigernu?

Very cool, millwood

@Cole tigernu T model

Nigeer is a meme. It looks quality but do you really want a big bag labeled NIGEER shipped to your house

@Matthew lmao I would wear a Nigeer bag

no risk of injuries if your country is white <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I have the same but they don't glow

and aren't really detachable

@foxhunt are they rubbery and hairless

more of leather/skin feeling

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where do you buy leather balls

you don't exactly buy them

maybe you are born with it

you play a lottery and there is about 50% chance you get them

maybe it's maybelline

>50%
more like 75% <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

These days you can cheat and get them. But it's expensive and gives you a mental illness.

Well, the mental illness is a chicken before the egg type puzzle.

best xiaomi phone under 200 still redmi note 5?

yeah as long as it is the 8.1 oreo version

I just bought one for friend(i use friends as test subjects) and it is really nice phone

camera quality is quite shit if you zoom in on anything,but still bearable for your instagram

Is a mi band 3 a shitty gift for a significant other?

Is she fat

It is good if she/he is over 50

otherwise even 1$ calculator watch will be better gift

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Colorful-Watches-Date-Time-Office-Supplies-Gift-Student-Mini-Electronic-Calculator-Unsex-Electronic-Calculating-Orange-Pink/32850832277.html

Looks like new model,interesting

shes not fat

Ye prob not a bad gift

we go to the gym alot

Nah, she just goes to see Jim while you're at the gym.

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-Pair-Weightlifting-Hands-Hook-Pads-Wrist-Wraps-Gym-Crossfit-Lifting-Straps-bilancere-pad-guantes-ciclismo/32598140297.html?

for what purpose?

Space efficient suicide. Hold head out window and drop that down. No muss no fuss neck snappage

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Ouch,i wonder what would doctor say about this device

it just can not be good for you

@Cole buy Xiaomi backpack

Found really good wrist fedora for your girlfriend

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Children-Silicone-Sports-Watch-Boys-Girsl-Relogio-Clock-Date-Multifunction-Kids-Calculator-Wrist-Watch/32900932277.html

I'm gonna buy few for sure.

I unironically use a Casio Databank

@Goz3rr which one

Idk I don't think they have names

@Deleted User me too

im getting her a mi band3

maybe one for me too

One for Mi too*

ftfy

kek

@Cad its late now, but the noname chink router I got free

I just sold my old ASUS router running Tomato to some Spanish guy

XIaomi going strong, 5 GHz just fine and topping 100Mbps transfer speeds on my fibre optics.

for this WAN speed I recommend it

@moshi That's a great piece of equipment

brother got his mi band 3, using it with iphone

apparently now mi bands work really well with ios stuff

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i have big wrists, will the band on the mi band fit mi? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@moshi post hands

n-no

you handlet

any of you redmi note 5 nibbas have screen protector recommendations?

whats the difference between the redmi note 5 and the redmi note 5 pro when choosing a screen protector?

might be cutout locations

Idk, I know the RN4/X had different hole cutouts, maybe it's the same for RN5/P

they're the same

watch out for sellers advertising redmi 5 plus as redmi note 5 though

oof

that'd be unfortunate

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Arsmundi-Full-Tempered-Glass-For-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-5-Pro-Full-Cover-Screen-Protective-Protector-Film/32854170829.html if theyre the same why does the seller have 2 different options <:angery:423058200661590017>

tho the price is the same

For nerds

Screen protector is for gays,do you also wear condom while fucking women? Faggot. True men need not for additional protection.

@Julian seo

Probably, so that it shows up on different categories and searches.

>Fucking women
Faggot

soehwat

Search engine optimization.

aaah

smart

@Julian you need the PRO screen protector

if you have a Global

idk my aunt bought it locally

so its probably global

Should say on the box

some sellers use the Indian naming of the Redmi's and it causes confusion

cases for Redmi Note 5 Pro fit CN Redmi Note 5 and Note 5 Global since they're the same phone

Do you guys have any recommendations for the sale? I have a couple dozen of bucks remaining from my budget to get some noise canceling headphones and I'm looking for cool chinese stuff to spend it. Open to all suggestions besides dildos (or stuff related to sex) and music equipment.

Link me the dildo stuff,tin t2 is "noise cancelling" with spin-fit but noise cancelling is really just meme.

hwat

active noise cancelling is pretty meme-y

passive isnt

anc is legit

if its done properly

passive noise cancellation basically doesnt exist

🤔

i mean in theory

i cant see whwy it couldnt be done

The ones I got are good, I do have a couple spinfits lying around and since I might get the t2 on the sale, I shall test that claim but the noise, but the noise reductions the anc headphones i got have is decent, even better than what I supposed they would be

don't get small spinfits

👌 actually for baby ears

get super large,rape your ears like a good boi

why are there two chifi discussions going on in two separate channels when we have a channel dedicated for this

^ my thoughts

MULTI CHANNEL CHI FI

Surround sound chi fi

get the fuck in <#365921969004216320> chi fi

How much juice y'all think I can get from 17 square inches of solar panels... Lit by fluorescent lighting?

Think I might buy chink solar panels and try it.

🤔

I think it might be viable enough to do for the hell of it.

Solar energy is fake,it is hoax made by nasa to sell you panels.

Do not let them fool you,just buy chink battery bank.

Well I'd use it to charge the chink battery bank

In my locker at work

hmmm,that makes perfect sense then,i will not stop you.

wtf durex ali sale

epic

A dollar saved on a condom is a million wasted.

get chink trojans instead <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Just use some shrink wrap

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

Haven't used screen protectors on my last two phones and have avoided any problems so far...kind of like bragging about not being struck by lightning swimming during lightning storms....

any chink monitors with 144hz or freesync?

just cant lay down 300 eurobucks for 144hz monitor

does USB DAC work for xiaomi redmi note 5

?

Why wouldn’t it

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read someone got his phone bricked by doing that

stay safe brother

what

puting a dac on it?

xiaomi such a drag zzz

or maybe it was some otg cable

still

picky cunt

wish i could chuck it off the roof

https://www.reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/comments/97his4/bricked_my_favourite_phone_using_otg/

ahhh

unironically wish i had a ihpone x

its for women but a lot of stuff really just works on it

because apple control every aspect of the phone

It just works

😏

the dac shouldnt cause any issues

probably overthinking it

thinking about diy fixing the lenovo and selling off the xiaomi

lmfao what problems are you having with it

only regret I have with buying the note 5 is not waiting for the pocophone f1

its just shit

though beggars cant be choosers

how much is the poco going for

The pocophone has a notch so that was an instant deal breaker for me

eh

💩 co

beggars cant be choosers

justifies all chinese phones

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>its just shit

what did he mean by this

Dear,

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I'd never want to have to deal with itunes

Just use google play music

It’s on iOS too you know

😐

No

mother fucking chinks

the backpack is out of stock ~

backbag what has >2 orders >out of stock

i dont...

backpack is something worth spending good money on

indeed

but you rarely find smart looking messenger bags these days

and when you find one >they are brand new item for the seller and out of stock??

i have a timbuk2 bag which i got as a present

worth every penny

i have handled some timbuks and i have to say that they are indeed good but not 120-160 good

but indeed 50-80 good

one thing i wish messengerbag manufactuers would start adding to their bags = reflecting materials

goddamit i hate tuning brand new bags just so i dont die on dark evenings or foggy mornings

and specialy when it comes to timbuks they rarely have proper sized laptop pockets on their average models

yeah fair enough

reflective materials (dont even need to fill standards just something there ffs) dont cost that much even higher quality ones

its more the problem of designing so it fits than the material/implementation cost

if nothing make fucking velcro patch on ends and on the front cover and give reflective patches with it

and have your company logo on said patches

current other options are reflective threads (quite easy to apply on most of the products

and some vinyl stuff too (either sewn or ironed on if end-user does it)

there is some reflective fabrics and such too but their implementation on average bags and clothes is always harder due "designers"

so far i have used reflective patches myself

easies to apply and if i bother with velcro i can always have different styles of stuff there

@ me if someone spots some decent wireless running ear buds

@NiceBear beats sports

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https://www.aliexpress.com/category/200216593/bluetooth-earphones-headphones.html?spm=2114.10010108.100004.5.7bf12428jNzRXr @NiceBear but yeah there seems to plenty of rip oiffs of those

REDMI NOTE 5 MIUI 10 Stable released in China

any good chinkshit to get in the sale

Fuck this is the best place to ask
I found some headphones in the library

And their name, according to the beats updater app, is “永刚”的Powerbeats

I've translated “永刚”的 to "Yong gang" de

Does this mean they belong to some dude with the last name of Yonggang?

bluetooth onears, large ear caps who fits the whole ears, aux-cable ports for wire option

what should I get?

@Bee Trial probably

but how are you gonna find that person

good FUCKING question

it's at a university

so i might just take it back to the library and hope they have a lost and found

who the fuck buys $200 headphones jesus christ

just keep it bro