chink-shit-general

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2016-12-16 18:20:19 UTC

im 5'10"

2016-12-16 18:20:31 UTC

its like 1m

2016-12-16 18:20:35 UTC

nigga your king of the manlets

2016-12-16 18:20:36 UTC

id say thats pretty standard

2016-12-16 18:21:15 UTC

1m is SHORT

2016-12-16 18:21:22 UTC

if you keep the player in your pants

2016-12-16 18:21:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/259384516655710209/e9a92c0b-bbd2-40d6-acfe-d4f5c58efbdd1115938877.jpg

2016-12-16 18:21:29 UTC

and the ear thingies in your ear

2016-12-16 18:21:34 UTC

it will be streched to the max

2016-12-16 18:21:42 UTC

and constantly annoy you

2016-12-16 18:21:43 UTC

ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

2016-12-16 18:21:48 UTC

just dont be godzilla

2016-12-16 18:21:57 UTC

like man sound quality is amazing

2016-12-16 18:22:04 UTC

but cable is short

2016-12-16 18:22:07 UTC

cable lengths will be on the infographic anyway

2016-12-16 18:22:15 UTC

so you dont make the same mistake twice (; you hulk

2016-12-16 18:22:19 UTC

just say your a manlet on the infographic

2016-12-16 18:22:23 UTC

btw when does the next version come out? of the infograph?

2016-12-16 18:22:27 UTC

probably never

2016-12-16 18:22:43 UTC

it's because of the tea right?...

2016-12-16 18:22:46 UTC

rip

2016-12-16 18:22:52 UTC

yeah... i have stomach cancer

2016-12-16 18:22:58 UTC

B) chinked

2016-12-16 18:23:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/259384969464381441/Hue_994ab52d31c23725706bdd5200511f1d.png

2016-12-16 18:23:35 UTC

but yeah fuck the kz's cant use

2016-12-16 18:23:40 UTC

too fuckin short

2016-12-16 18:24:09 UTC

shit i dont know many people above 6

2016-12-16 18:24:21 UTC

do you live in china

2016-12-16 18:24:26 UTC

B) maybe its because im still in elementary school

2016-12-16 18:24:31 UTC

that might be it

2016-12-16 18:25:33 UTC

! ! ! ATTENTION 2003 KIDS ! ! ! This ๐Ÿ‘‡ is the last year of being a kid ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ง! Because NEXT ๐Ÿ‘‰YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’…!! PARTYING ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ƒ DRINKING ๐Ÿป๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿท MAKING OUT AND SEX ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆO_O PERIODS โ˜น๐Ÿซ HEARTBREAKS ๐Ÿ’”โ˜น MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7๏ธโƒฃTH GRADE)

2016-12-16 18:26:08 UTC

@Windatica can you add emojis

2016-12-16 18:26:12 UTC

yeah

2016-12-16 18:26:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/259385824670384139/255917277063413762.png

2016-12-16 18:26:43 UTC

add this one

2016-12-16 18:26:45 UTC

no

2016-12-16 18:26:51 UTC

wow faget

2016-12-16 18:26:56 UTC

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2016-12-16 18:27:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/259386017948106752/255917327902572552.png

2016-12-16 18:34:42 UTC

tfw 6'6" L*

2016-12-16 18:34:45 UTC

I meant ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2016-12-16 18:34:52 UTC

my face doesn't look like L*

2016-12-16 19:44:04 UTC

Tfw 5'5

2016-12-16 19:44:08 UTC

๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜‚

2016-12-16 19:45:10 UTC

<=5'5 males are eugenics tier. All need gassing to get rid of the manlet genes

2016-12-16 19:46:39 UTC

Banime

2016-12-16 19:47:03 UTC

<:topNep:243574088251998208>

2016-12-16 21:56:16 UTC

shoo shoo, Boomi stinky chinky

2016-12-16 21:58:57 UTC

How does one even order a penis lengthener from chinks

2016-12-16 21:59:25 UTC

Is yours really that small that you need a chink sized one?

2016-12-16 22:00:01 UTC

Its only a lengthener

2016-12-16 22:00:14 UTC

TFW only 7 inches

2016-12-16 22:00:38 UTC

How do you even pick it up at the postal office? Won't they see the item name lol

2016-12-16 22:00:47 UTC

Generally

2016-12-16 22:00:53 UTC

They tend to declare it as like

2016-12-16 22:00:55 UTC

Stationery

2016-12-16 22:02:04 UTC

What if he's suck a bad chink he just puts it as "giant penis extender" with stickers on the box

2016-12-16 22:02:14 UTC

Also, doesn't customs check it too

2016-12-16 22:02:18 UTC

Doesn't happen because that gets them 1* feedback.

2016-12-16 22:02:23 UTC

Customs has seen worse than penis extenders.

2016-12-16 22:02:28 UTC

^

2016-12-16 22:02:29 UTC

I assure you.

2016-12-16 22:02:32 UTC

can confirm

2016-12-16 22:02:35 UTC

Lol

2016-12-16 22:02:40 UTC

Dragon dildos

2016-12-16 22:02:42 UTC

They don't give a fuck as long as it's not illegal.

2016-12-16 22:02:52 UTC

Dragon dildos? More like full-size sex dolls.

2016-12-16 22:02:57 UTC

Several

2016-12-16 22:02:59 UTC

dragon dildos are on tame side of things

2016-12-16 22:03:00 UTC

Per -month-

2016-12-16 22:03:03 UTC

Ohhh shit nigga

2016-12-16 22:03:09 UTC

Guys I'm kinda drunk but are drunk dildos the spiky ones?

2016-12-16 22:03:14 UTC

Dragon dildos?

2016-12-16 22:03:14 UTC

Yeah.

2016-12-16 22:03:21 UTC

Basically.

2016-12-16 22:03:22 UTC

dragon dildos, fuck

2016-12-16 22:03:26 UTC

I'm sorry

2016-12-16 22:03:31 UTC

Whats so cool about dragon dildos

2016-12-16 22:03:32 UTC

I understaaaand.

2016-12-16 22:03:35 UTC

Exotic.

2016-12-16 22:03:39 UTC

They have spikes

2016-12-16 22:03:44 UTC

And?

2016-12-16 22:03:57 UTC

They're different from your regular branded dildos

2016-12-16 22:04:05 UTC

I mean I'm no dildo expert but

2016-12-16 22:04:18 UTC

those 30x12cm monster dildos, furry gear, cans of lubricate all in one order

2016-12-16 22:04:18 UTC

You're talking too much about dildos dindongs

2016-12-16 22:04:24 UTC

these days

2016-12-16 22:04:27 UTC

hey dildos are interesting

2016-12-16 22:04:28 UTC

You can get buttfuck by an <<actual>> dragon

2016-12-16 22:04:33 UTC

but holes are nicer

2016-12-16 22:04:46 UTC

Is that robbie rotten in your profile pic?

2016-12-16 22:04:57 UTC

Ye

2016-12-16 22:05:01 UTC

looks like it

2016-12-16 22:05:03 UTC

My nigga

2016-12-16 22:05:06 UTC

It's from We Are Number One

2016-12-16 22:05:07 UTC

maybez

2016-12-16 22:05:09 UTC

im gay

2016-12-16 22:05:13 UTC

dunno if the kawaii "cute snuggly animu underage 100year old waifu" bedsheets are better or worse

2016-12-16 22:05:13 UTC

We are number rey

2016-12-16 22:05:19 UTC

the meme was too strong

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