Definitely Gove

I checked the news and his pus is all over it

He swore up and down for months that he wouldn't run as prime minister, even said he'd write it in his own blood

Then stabbed Boris in the back an hour before the deadline for candidates

So he's being called a psychopath all over the news

https://youtu.be/WglL43Nj40g

>charisma? I don't have it

Good work at attempting self-awareness, reptilian one

does anyone here know what keyboard that is?

MCSGA - Make Comment Sections Great Again

https://youtu.be/tyJbsxXVOb4

:(

Probably a Poker II or V60 with those gradient caps

Tai-Hao Sunshine PBT Keycaps

Thanks

anyone who is /g/ enough here about laptops?

Shoot

What

I was at my sis today and fixed her laptop

her temps was like 70-80c idle

Kek

anyways I opened it up, removed the dry thermal paste

Had she installed bonzi buddy? :^)

Waiting for the punchline

putted a bronze pad on the cpu

and some better silicon pads on the gpu

and when i essambled everything together bacjk

What laptop is it?

the screen wont start if the keyboard is connected

what the fuck

ASUS U32U

Lol

kek

>fixed her laptop

i disconnected the keyboard

You can't fix an Asus

at the screen starts

Because it's asus

disconnected it

screen wont start

Rip

Maybe you're shorting something

connected*

Make her buy a thinkpad

I swaer to god the keyboard is doing something

thinkpads looks like shit, that is not attractive for womyn'

>not attractive

She will get all the filthy weebs

Did you just leave your sis with a broken laptop?

Like what's plan B?

Take it to pajeet?

well her battery was like 5% all the time

and she barely could use it anyway

it what shutting down all the time because of the high temps

Try to start it up without the case closed and the keyboard not touching the rest of the parts except for the cable being connected

tommorow is a post day, happy chinking tomorrow

Chinking ain't easy

nice SGDQ is live

https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick

Is the v60 Bluetooth compatible?

I see that it has a detachable cable

whats a v60?

60% mech keyboard

oh that

I'm off to bed

seeya

Ok

Gn

Good luck with the post tomorrow everyone

THANKS

YOU TOO

CAPS

oh comfy

btw

Keep mirin my lucky chinese coin knife

just gonna taker a pic and show something

damn

I want that also

anyways

my sis lives at my grandmas old place

and she found a sick 70s camera

prime quality

looks like my granda barely used it

Going to sell it?

no think I wanna keep this shit

Start surfing /p/

Might be some uses for it

yeah I wanna take some pics with this

wanna see how it looks

Do you nigs know about any wireless mechanical keyboards?

What's the brand?

Polaroid

"land camera"

Polaroid film is expensive and hard to find if it's the type that prints out after you take the pic

Or it was, maybe chinks have some

jeesus

I think they got bought out by Japs, the Polaroid name is on TVs and shit now

But yeah, definitely worth something, hipsters love polaroid pics

gonna go to the hipster quarters and take a lot of pics and give them a shit eating grin

its is such nice quality

not a single scratch

Look up the model on eBay, see if you can find film for it, I'm curious

How expensive it is, can't imagine it costs that much

What do you want to know about mechs zombii

it goes for around 80-100$ buy it now on ebay

If there are any decent 60% wireless keyboards

Preferably nordic layout

but im gonna keep it and take some A S T E T I C S P H O T O S

there are no chink keyboards with superior nordic layout

sucks

The only 2 decent ones that you can readily buy are the Filco Minila and HHKB Bluetooth edition

But you can rig up your own wireless connection on any standard 60% pretty easily if you're handy with soldering

I'm not

I've seen people talking about a wireless no name 60% keyboard on taobao, but I don't know much about it

might want to ask /mkg/ about that one, its probably pretty shitty though

The hhkb looks really nice

Shieet

Its really expensive, its one of those status symbol mechs

Expensive

:(

Too expensive imo

If you can skip the wireless there are plenty of good 60% keyboards to choose from

even with nordic layout

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Vortex-KBC-poker-Mechanical-Backlight/dp/B00TIM6OUG

Bruh

This meets all my requirements plus it's not super expensive

The Pok3r is pretty good

everyone likes it because its all standard

Its not wireless though

Would you recommend model m or pok3r?

I play video games

But not very seriously

Pok3r

the model m is really nice, I have one, but the force you need to push down to register a key is a bit much for gaming I find

And I play osu

So that would be hard with a model m I think

yeah going for a cherry switch would be better

Personally I would avoid getting blues. They're nice to type on but they can get annoying with their clicks

If Ajazz doesn't turn up tomorrow I'm going to complain

Also I can't sleep, fuck

Anyone know which smart bulbs are good? I assume Xiaomi is good but its double the price of most of them

Ask in the thread, some anon had them all over his house

With a picture of the app for controlling them

Hi i have some bucks that are burning in my pocket,i would like to spend them in some chink shit,i would like some ideas

https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwFwcsNwyAMANBduBdsQ_hkjQ5QIYIgUgIInFPV3fveVzzzEruozGPtSh3nSn0ecnGfsWRZei9XjuNcMvVbReaY6p0bL4U-GGutN0F7pE0jKQyBHFqDYADI2S2od5o5t1U7fwjQggP9IkIDJEcr4vcHwWsnOw.zL-_qT_uEekzVl-W54VgGuXaulY.png

Might just wanna go with the Xiaomi ones, I went with some cheap ones for my lamps and am kinda disappointed

I am pretty happy with my opinel carbon, i was thinking about getting one of those fancy golden mics,but i might not have enought space on my desktop for it. I would like some every day carry.

Golden mics?

Bm-800?

Maybe when the csg boom happened every body ordered one of those mics with a black screen and a shark card

Exactly i was talking about the bm-800

How is the audio quality?

Good, needs phantom power

My videos use it

Never seen one of your videos

But i listen to all the podcasts

https://youtu.be/rvkplM4bwPc

Yeah most of the cast uses bm-800s

Nice audio quality

I use full phantom power

Your quality will vary depending what powers it

When i built my pc i felt for the audio card meme

I got a soundblaster z card

worst decision ever

One of those gamer ones?

Drivers are fucking shit it seems as if my graphic card creates some kind of interference with the audio and it goes crazy randomly

Yep one of those gamer ones

Drivers are shit

I'd recommend an external audio interface, does wonders for me

So i think i am going to discart that

What can i use as phantom power?

Audio interface or a dedicated power supply

I remember people buying one of those small usb audio cards to power it up

Yeah I fell for that meme

It does Chinese trickery to work

I took my video down recommending it

Think of electric guitars, they need an amp to power them right

Now imagine you fed the electric guitar really low electricity then pumped the volume up 2000%

That's what a somake usb does

It's just making a quiet signal louder through gain boosting

So that equals shit quality

It's okay, but I need to use my mic for more than gaming

Rich full sound is important to me

If you need a mic for gaming get the $1 lav mic on Gearbest

It sounds good and doesn't need phantom power

I already have one but its quality is quite shitty in some situations so i thought that it could be a good idea to get one of those chink mics,but i dont need it for a professional use

I can get something to flame my friends for less than half the price

The bm-800 is good, I think you just have to think of it as an instrument, people are spoiled by usb gamer mics these days like the yeti

Condenser mics are pretty old tech

Phantom power is cheap tho

Not a big deal imo

And somake is still okay

Hold on

https://youtu.be/6E41I2wU74A

You can hear the somake here

I need to subscribe to your channel

You are like the linus tech tips of the chink stuff

This test is a bit faulty, the somake is much louder in volume than the phantom power

I didn't know that

Nah Dirty Reviews is imo

He's great

I'm doing a final bm-800 video soon to clarify all this

So at the end did you get a chink phantom power

Or you make a deal with some western pig?

I still use my chink power supply

It hooks into my pyle pro mixer

Ultimately I'll upgrade to a focusrite

The advantage is that they have dedicated drivers which improve the sound quality of your PC sound output

Plus have 48v phantom power built in

I hate having multiple devices for one goal

If I can downsize to one box I will

Sounds nice

Yeah they're cheap enough too if you go on eBay

If you're on a tight budget you can always use somake then move up later

It doesn't really matter

It's dirt cheap

Well my headset its quite old and i am waiting for it to die in order to buy a new one

And i think that i can get a better quality/price raltion if i have a separated mic and a headset

Yeah the modmic is nice

Built in mic are quite lame

Few guys in this discord use it

But i dont want to make a large invest because as i said i use it mostly for gayming

I spend a lot of hours during the day on teamspeak

Voip lowers the quality of your mic anyway so I don't know the value of my set up

It works nicely for the podcast and my videos

But if I just played games I'd be happy with somake

I used to stream and i got a good base of viewers

I had like 100 live viewers on my prime time

Oh yeah? I never broke 8 lmao

But i stopped it because i moved away

And the internet speed here is shit

Well i made a little strat

So

So what i did was look for some grill streaming in spanish

My friends and i create some caos on the grill twitch chat we get banned,lots of peruvians start to go crazy and in that moment we send a link to my stream

So these people started to visit the channel they liked it and i grew a little but i had to stop it

How old are you? I don't have the energy for stunts like that now

21

Most interest I got streaming was playing star wars games before the force awakens came out

I played a lot of hearthstone

And dota 2

The stream was quite nice because i was quite good at hs(hit legend 4 times)

And in dota 2 i wasnt bad at all and my friends were a bit crazy so the streaming was always fun

You could go back to it eventually, or upload videos to youtube

Gaming stuff does really well by default

I am not good editing videos, i dont know how to do it properly,and uploading "vanilla" content its not my style