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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Nintendo-GBA-Video-Game-Cartridge-Console-Card-Mother-3-English-Language-Version/32787787726.html

@Cole can you DM me a mid tier chink light for a chinkflashlight newfag like me

I got uh

@Brokenman **C O N V O Y**

I have 20 18650 batteries and 6 26650

i do

Comfy can you stop hurting my wallet with clear stuff

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@Patrick keep in mind you'll also need to buy a charger and a battery or two

@Deleted User any running coupons on a BLF A6?

I don't really get informed by banggood what they're doing

find the banggood chloe

check BLF, they have a flashlight coupon thread

I'm in it

I think you get a 10% off coupon for using the app to buy things for the first time

or maybe I imagined that

banggood work in mysterious ways

sooo, I wanna buy one of these
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/For-Nintendo-PokemonGOPlus-Bluet-Bluetooth-interactive-go-plus-APP-go-figure-toys-IOS-Androi/32830838966.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.9.ne45Ho&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10152_10065_5000015_10151_10344_10068_10345_10342_10343_51102_10340_10341_5130015_10541_10084_10083_10304_10307_10301_10539_5080015_10312_10059_10313_10314_10534_100031_10604_10603_10103_10605_10594_5060015_10596_10142_10107,searchweb201603_2,ppcSwitch_3&algo_expid=7dd7f10d-2164-4bc2-ba49-e355cfc4bb9f-1&algo_pvid=7dd7f10d-2164-4bc2-ba49-e355cfc4bb9f&rmStoreLevelAB=0

will it work with xiaomi redmi 4a?

will it work at all?

I was looking into selling consumer electronics but I really don't wanna sell anything that could possibly require customer support which is why I'm leaning towards clothes

I'm thinking of marketing through all of the beauty girls and models on Instagram

Idk if I should do lingerie or regular clothes tbh

genuine question, why do people get autistic about torches

they're just torches

they're a hundred times more powerful and autistic than the torches we had as kids lad

they have their own firmware ffs

it's just another thing like people getting autistic over PC parts, people get autistic about LEDs and such

if it exists then men can sperg about it

@Adam W because when most people think flashlight, they still see the useless incandescent torches that barely illuminated anything and ran through alkaline D cell expensive batteries in what felt like minutes

but.. stuff changed. high power LEDs, crazy complicated drivers, all that combined with a Li-Ion battery can literally burn your eyes out and house down, and you'll love every minute of it.

Imagine a /g/ where people aren't fighting about Intel vs Ryzen but are instead sperging about flashlights

Nichia vs XML

It's just something for people to dive into

Apple iLight is superior

Poorfags need not apply

why would you even need to replace your flashlight battery

Fixed number of charge cycles

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/UTB8b4SApGrFXKJk43Ovq6ybnpXax.jpg

is this what poorfags telll themselves?

do some really have firmware or was that a joke

I could get into torches if I could flash a pajeet XDA ROM onto them

No it wasn't a joke

@Cole get him firmware'd

@Adam W https://i.imgur.com/tfe1AbS.png

all this controlled by one button on the flashlight

surprisingly works very well

this looks more complicated than robotic firmware <:thenk:329322130804047872>

(no mem)

tfw no chinkshit today

tfw chinkshit

mi powerbank

20000mah?

anyone got some ipad mini cases to recommend?

@Julian it's just a case

it's hard for chinks to fuck up those

just pick whatever you like

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/For-iPad-Mini-1-2-3-Case-PU-Leather-Ultra-Slim-Smart-Cover-Translucent-PC-Back/32814049773.html got this

Not bad

okay maybe I should invest in a good chink torch

so 12.12 is now a thing

Will we be getting 1 more every year

1.1

dear friend start year with best product

>trying to get anything out of China during the new year

@BoggyBuntu Gearbest just sent out an email about it

https://uidesign.gbtcdn.com/GB/email/20171211_1766/G1211.html

SpongeBob contraceptive order cancelled. 😦

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Genuine-Leather-Winter-Bomber-Hats-Men-Women-Fur-Thickened-Ear-Flaps-Winter-Hat-Earflap-Caps-Russian/32837374970.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeskbiJjCXI

how does chinkshit (Aliexpress) stack up against Amazon or Ebay

amazon fast

ebay has super restrictive rules on chinese sellers

aliexpress cheaper than either

sometimes ebay is cheaper

just bought https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1/32660357830.html

I wish they sold gaming systems lmao

never buy things that go in or on your body from chinks

y

C H I N K S

tru

Nose plugs are probably fine. Butt plugs, not so much.

^

@kleyoni24#3357 depends on the gaming systems you want

@Tribit I was fixin' to buy a 3ds

yeah no

rip

i got an ebay free shipping i made friday here today

Holy shit the CPUs are kinda cheap

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Intel-Xeon-X5482-3-2GHz-Quad-Core-12MB-1600MHz-150W-LGA771/32377261259.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10152_10065_10151_10344_10068_10130_10345_10324_10342_10547_10325_10343_51102_10546_10340_10341_10548_5690020_10545_10541_10084_10083_10307_5060020_10539_5130020_5080015_10312_10059_10313_10314_10534_5000020_100031_10604_10603_10103_10605_10594_10596_10142_10107,searchweb201603_25,ppcSwitch_5&algo_expid=ca3ca412-005b-421d-8b7d-fe96ee205bce-0&algo_pvid=ca3ca412-005b-421d-8b7d-fe96ee205bce&rmStoreLevelAB=0

https://www.amazon.com/Intel-X5680-Processor-Socket-LGA1366/dp/B003ELYSJQ

cant wait for my gearbest ganzo knives to arrive and i get arrested for possessing pointy things without a LOICENSE

same fucking product

holy shit I love chinks now

@Mojomancer Lemme guess, UK

ye lol

whats the best james donkey mech keyboard (blue switches)?

chink gaymen peripherals

@Patrick Cheaper on Newegg

guys, I have an i7 920 rn. Should I buy say like a 990x on Chinkshit, request a return and say i got a 920 instead?

my 11.11 orders just chinked me

wot

order a case for note 4x? note 4 arrives. order a screen protector for note 4x? 4x screen protector arrives

https://image.dhgate.com/webp/m/0x0/f2/albu/g2/M01/A2/57/rBVaGloNtlqAQzuEAAOuPuL4Xhc157.jpg
https://image.dhgate.com/webp/m/0x0/f2/albu/g1/M00/53/51/rBVaGVoNto-AaKsnAAIqCJ3pU2o550.jpg

well that didn't take long

@Tribit not bad

price?

@kleyoni24#3357 $30 to $40 shipped

@Patrick you can't use those

not on pc anyway

if you want those style controllers get the ones by Datafrog

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Data-Frog-Special-Custom-For-Nintendo-SNES-USB-Controller-Glossy-Shell-Gaming-Joystick-Gamepads-For-Windows/32798223929.html

I have a ps4 controller for emus, but those fake snes' look nice

i bought real snes controllers but the shells broke when i tried to retrobrite them

fuck

I think the best thing I got from the chinks was a fake rolex that still works after a year, I use it almost daily

Lol they have usb output, they're not even close

i wanted to make a usb/bt adapter for snes controllers too

but lost motivation two years ago

I remember that S cover cost me 40$ back in the day

Hahahah oh wow

yes

wat

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/50pcs-lot-super-MINI-Classic-handheld-game-player-Family-TV-video-game-console-Childhood-Built-in/32841655064.html?

that's why you try before you buy

Found here

@Windatica Dude thought he could make a quick buck

Lmao what a tard

GAME NO GOOD CANT SELL WANT MONEY BACK

do all chinks talk like that?

I mean it seems like he got his money back

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/super-HDMI-mini-TV-Family-Game-Console-HDMI-8-Bit-Retro-Video-Game-Console-Built-In/32841198538.html

If you want just one

what are you doing buying bullshit snes games anyways

does it have snes games at least, Tribit?

that sounds top chink'd lmao, buying a console with the wrong games preloaded

@spaqin no

👌

@spaqin on another listing"ALL CONSOLE ARE 8 BIT GAMES NOT 16 BIT SNES GAMES"

danky kang

wow

i enjoy that very optimized and time saving menu

I haven't seen a 1:1 copy *yet* like those SNES minis a while back

you know it's just a nes rom

nondiy fags btfo

sneslet

i've played on one of those copy things before

they're ok i guess

@spaqin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfzSUm_nq7E

whats the best james donkey mouse / keyboard (blue switches) just now? I want to try chink gaymen memes

that's not bad

chink gaymen peripherals

@Mojomancer https://www.gearbest.com/mouse/pp_590168.html

https://www.gearbest.com/mouse/pp_623936.html

ty

https://www.gearbest.com/mouse/pp_757769.html

@spaqin even the menu is copied

ye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmVHbDx-Ixs

Won't be long for a SNES one to pop up

hook me up with that sega saturn clone

g502

@Deleted User no Sega Saturns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fffb-_VCuCo

This one's pretty good though

thats cuz saturns cannot be emul8d

@Patrick where's rescue cuck?

@Patrick the 400 in 1 that you have

here

oh

do we know if it has rescue cuck?

i don't know

it has a funny name though

@Patrick https://youtu.be/W7yNH78WU1Y?t=7m41s

i remember from here

ordered something from banggood us warehouse hoping I could get it this year

"USPS awaiting item" for more than a week

amazing

banggood has a US warehouse

amazing

in cali yes

I've gotten some very strange packages from banggood before

some from europe, like sweden

once I got one from the seychelles

I got my F91w from Sri Lanka <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

how likely is it that I will get chinked by customs on a james donkey mech keyboard?

depends on the customs of your customs

g-get it?

xd

what country r u in

haha

UK

also depends on where you buy from and what shipping method you go with

someone here from the uk somehow has avoided getting fucked by customs for a number of purchases

@aebkop iirc?

ytea

just dont go dhl/express/courier and you shouldl ,be good most of the time

my anne pro from banggood came with 0 customs no prob lol

thanks

http://0x0.st/sX-T.png
I've heard you like overpriced chinkshit on assdrop?

(shipping is 4$)

is massdrop US only still?

no

shipping to poland is 4$

will I get chinked if i make multiple aliexpress accounts for the $4 coupons?

no

*rubs hands together jewishly*

all but one chinkshit gifts for the holidays has arrived

:|

waiting on a lot of personal shit though

most of all.... WHERE ARE MY AUTISM FIDGETS

No response from PostNL about my costume package lel

Oh shit speak of the devil they literally just responded

"We only transit this parcel to Canada. For more info ask your seller or local post."

LOL

gee thanks, friend

post NL doesn't seem super helpful lol

Yeah, go talk to Chang about your woes

Chang at Canada Post

are chink wireless cameras any good

i wanted to attach a wirelss camera to a harness to a cat to stream waht the cat sees to my computer

>yfw china watches a cat watch tv

>china fpv cat licking

Ebay is pretty much just burgershit

You can find lots of stuff on the cheap there

not true in my experience

huh

I mean ebay just being burgershit

amazon and ebay are both flooded with chink shit

not cheap stuff

@Julian elaborate

@kleyoni24 I have found plenty of both chinkshit and stuff from europe on ebay

Well yea

What I meant was, even though Ebay is an american site, there's lots of cheap and easy shit on there

like other chink sites

am I wrong

no youre right

but you said `
kleyoni24 - Today at 12:12 AM
Ebay is pretty much just burgershit` first and that threw me off

Yea sorry I didn't word it out well enough

wut

does ali sell confederate flags? want to get some for joke christmas gifts for my easily offended friends

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

do they see ussr flag too

@Mojomancer Hell yea I need to get a Gadsden flag

@Mojomancer someone was asking a few weeks ago and we couldnt find any

BUT you can get custom prints

on flags

the answer is yes

so yes you can get confederate flags on ali

i use ebay for designer meatball (potentially fake-knockoff) clothes

@kleyoni24 https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3x5-Don-t-Tread-on-Me-Gadsen-Flag-Gadsden-Tea-Party-For-Olympic-Games-Hot/32729020023.html