Yeah it is on touch bar

WEW

Sometimes you have to click out of program for it to appear

I should add

No option to add more ram

Well there is when you buy it but not afterwards

I wonder how should I write this

No user swappable ram?

So about the no physical escape button

What happens if the bar crashes

@dariken How true is that going from ENG to JAP

So damn true

And/or the program crashes, and the program uses the bar so no escape

At first you think you are saying "bed", but you actually say "bean sprouts"

Bar crashes?

Your choices are external keyboard or hard reset right?

Tough luck son

Thats pretty shitty

The fucking turn off is on oled bar too

I expected macbook air with better display

I mean I wouldn't get one anyway because I'm a windowsfag, but that's a blatant design flaw

Instead I got this gay shit

Apple under tim cook is so fucking bad

Courage my ass

They removed on phones audiojack and replaced it with taptic engine so it shakes better when hard pressed

These fucking niggers tbh

Fuck all of them

Hope they die

On other note since samsung fucked up really bad on note 7

I don't think it's nesercarily time fook being bad, more that it's hard to improve now, purely because the state of technology is so high

Next samsung will be good

Because they cant afford to lose face this time

They'll probably do lower prices, higher performance and more gimmicks

And extended quality control

Yeah

Its not hard to improve for iPhone

Stop with gimmick hard press shit

Remove taptic engine add small vibrator instead

Make battery better as there is more space

Add thickness so that gay camera bump goes away

add drag and drop on iOS

There are so many things they could improve

But hey it's thin as fuck now and it vibrates good

Perfect fit for them to insert it in their gay asses

I'm furious ex apple customer

used to be apple customer (at least for their macbook pros) around the first aluminium unibodys

good machine until the shitty charger gave up

I stopped after iPhone 7

@Tervy Same, had a Powerbook G4, eMac, and a MacBook Mid 2011 13"

Switched after my macbook was tanking with my uni work

luckily jumpped from that boat before they startted to welding the the rams and batteries to computer

As soon as I saw that thing and the bullshit speech about courage

Batteries are attached by glue

They can be changed

But only Apple replaces them I think

anti-repair decisions anyway

Yeah

ew macbook pro

Macbook pro is barely pro in any sense anymore

2011 Macbook did require to open the laptop, but it did work

Macbook pro - uses a dual core

Fuck off

Xps 13 has brightness problems

lolwat dual core

wew

Asus has breaking hinges on zens

And qc probs

Lenovo has slow ssd compared to xps

Apple is a joke

Acer is ok

wait can i actually charge my elitebook via usb

attatch a door hinge

Their monitors and laptops are good value

and lenovo is crapware and malware sharing company anyway these days

Haha attach door hinge

Good one

My current laptop is acer

i glued one onto my old ass ds ages ago

17.2", i7-4720hq and a 960m

But I'm looking to move to a pascal laptop when the 17" offering become better

No, I don't think you can icecream

next laptop will probly be asus for me

no

stop right now

ew asus

@Tervy maybe also

get an ELITEBOOK my friend

>assus

Their offering in the country at least are the only decent ones currently

I'm oogling those new MS Surface products, including that 28" gigascreen thingy

But 17" gets too expensive

And I need that real estate screen

Cause I'm a man sized man

gonna spend all the dosh I save by buying 99% off Ali by buying all of those

oh yeah HP.. havent touched that brand since they startted making circle touchpads on their old laptops

how are their laptops thesedays ?

2€ headphones on 4000€ desktop fuck yea

Pretty good actually.

What GPU is inside the new surface, anyways?

I got my ELitebook yesterday.