>when you see normies on their botnet devices but gotta act normal

>when you think a vpn protects you from viruses

lol

would a hardware based vpn be better?

so

is there going to be a news article soon

about a sudden outbreak of lead poisoning symptoms

CDC never figures out what it is

never realizes what everyone had in common was buying chinkshit

lead isn't that cheap and usually not reasonable to use on most stuff

the only items that can easily have lead are batteries

>when your chink lead battery has extra lead in it

Success

That chink watch I got a couple of days ago... has a shitty little quirk.

It keeps the time well enough, but if you press the li'l knob on it too far in, it stops the damn time keeping (temporarily). And apparently I do so often enough that it slows the watch down considerably over the course of a day, I'm assuming from just moving my wrist.

Do you chinks monitor sales from only ae? Or do you follow the cyber Monday and black Friday stuff from new egg, Amazon, etc

yes, we are all americans

no exceptions

VROOM VROOM

@Ndigger honestly you get the most bang for your AUD somewhere between 200 and 300

can you show me a good phone?

whatever replaced the rn3p

my first one got soaked and when i went to replace it there were newer ones and the rn3p had gone up in price

i only got a 2nd one cause i already had a case and screen protectors that i didnt want to wait ages for from china

then again im not that intensive with my phone use so maybe im not the best to ask

Anyone recommend me a good power bank from Amazon? Prefer nothing too pricey and at least 10k mah with fast charging !!!

The ones I see make me think they are full of shit when they say they can fast charge. Especially when the reviewers say "so fast!! Only 4 hours to charge my iPhone!"

10000mAh Power Bank External Battery Portable Charger Pack with Built-in Type C & Micro USB Cable for iPhone Samsung Huawei Android Cell Phones (Black) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0731JW6FV/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_SDB9zbEYQV57V

This one looks nice

as far as amazon goes, I'd go for Anker, Aukey or maybe Tronsmart

For chink power banks, I'd only take xiaomi

^

Xiaomi on amazon may include fakes tho

Any chink GamePad that works well with a Pi? Planning to do a Retropi setup.

DataFrog snes pads I guess? Though I suspect they're no different than the regular $2 snes pads.

I bought a couple of the super cheap ones. They work. Can't ask for much more.

Not at that price I mean.

Ok. I guess the best bet is to buy a couple and see.

is there a camera thread up on /g/?

I don't go there much

go to /p/

@Fitz Oh, right, I bought some Elecom snes controllers off ebay.

Definitely not a significant improvement.

They feel cheap, and the only thing they offer over the $2 ones is a turbo button.

DataFrog snes controllers are alright. You feel the difference to original snes controllers though

@kontroll I like the 8BitDo ones if you have the Pi with Bluetooth

yeah 8bitdo controllers are proper quality

also you can find real Wii U controllers around the place for pretty cheap

and those are nice too

@LadyScrublord I have one of those. Broke super easily.

I just knocked it off the desk one day, by accident, and it was kaputt afterwards.

☹️ that stinks. I throw mine in my bag all the time. It's about a year old now

At least I got it refunded, so that's something.

https://i.4cdn.org/cgl/1506645283369.jpg

ha ha

What the fuck lmao

>fr.aliexpress

some french fuck

whho cares :P

nip and a gook flaming eachother in /int/

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/121/722/3c5.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJrztfJGuQ8

isnt the note 5A worse than the 4A

same specs, less battery or something like that

seems like something @Phatique would want

also what the fuck

smartphone enabled stove set

that $28 dash cam looks neato though

all vulnerable for wireless attacks

gotta love chinks

making world burn

smart ukulele

smart memes have to die

agree

Internet of shit is already too large

the chinese are desperate to expand their botnet

its kind of neat

$75

welp

Mi Band 2 Upgraded edition

if its india exclusive then it belongs in the toilet

oh nvm

probably explodes

is it possible to get the intel chip for xiaomi shoes if it does not come with the shoes? to get it separately? <:googlethink:328536447219138561>

can i get the soles without the shoes

@nerupi probably not, NIKE doesn't do it with theirs either

Link the smart ukelele?

Eh it probably doesn't support English anyway

@Tribit some of the xiaomi shoes come with the chip and others, that still have the spot for it in the sole, do not

i dont understand it

Whats the jush fellas

I need an asian boyfriend, 6'2+ i provide good looks, hentai body and a tight pussy.. follow my ig @sshejla

lol

Alsp any1 play league

<#189467888657235970>

@Cad ah smart ukelele shuts itself off in public spaces to avoid embarrasment I hope

Lel

anyone know of a cheap but decent looking watch box?

a shoe box with toilet rolls

👌

@Windatica got a similar suggestion for a knife display case, fam?

i stick them in a drawer so no

you can try a chicken breast

you can't just stop there

is it fried, cooked?

seasoned at all?

uncooked, with maximum salmonella

is it buy it for life material?

no

a pot + dirt is bifl

Looking for a loud Bluetooth speaker any suggestions?

under $50 preferably

just browse ivan's videos

he has a chinkillion

Ah, found it

Its all in russian<:thonk:288060975775612929>

my landlord has trouble sleeping and would get annoyed by my mouseclicks when i'm gaming in the middle of the night,
anyone here use silent mouse or any recommendation ?

@Deleted User mouse clicks? really?

does he like sleep in the same room as you?

I'm looking for a phone that can work on almost any carrier. I just don't want to go to deal with the garbage selection they offer and I'm really lost when it comes to figuring out which chick place online to buy is legit and which isn't. Mostly just need it for calls text and some browsing here and there .

no but the walls are paper thin

you can check willmyphonework.net to see if whatever phone works with what carriers. Gearbest is pretty good for phones, and I'd recommend the Redmi 4X if you're not looking for something super expensive

Thanks will check it out

i bought a 4x, will report in a week

im a light user

i only mine bitcoin on my phone

what a meme

i have 4x rn

good battery

wished it had usb-c

Trees?

@Deleted User I don't know about any quiet mice, but you might want to look into purchasing acoustic sound dampeners for your walls

they're something like $18/12 sq ft

https://i.imgur.com/m06n4ql.jpg

Custom forest chink mousemat came in today

quality's pretty nice.

Edge stitching is a little sparse so that the white liner shows through, but that's really my only gripe.

How much? @lemonhands

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Personality-DIY-custom-mouse-pad-large-gaming-mousepad-Private-order-mouse-pads-landscape-idol-Anime-photo/32794076869.html

Think I got the 90 x 40?

so 20 bones

How long did it take?

nvm I see, up to 40 days?

Got it yesterday, so like 18 days?

Dude sent me a tracking number for cainiao when I sent it out

[China,海外]Shipment confirmation
2017-10-08 15:07:09

Delivered
2017-10-28 14:28:00 [GMT-5]

There u have it bruv.

anyone have or know of some pic for a cheap mic to add on to a pair of headphones? I remember it had a mic test and it sounded great for $3 IIRC

Is it the zalman clip-on?

I don't think so, it was a picture to show what to but which was a mic and you add it on to the headphones with a velcro patch

is it illegal if i print the merchant meme on it

Aaah I know what you're talking about

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/installgentoo/images/d/d9/1316372662626.png/revision/latest?cb=20121226002555 This one bruv?

thank you, I've been looking for this for months

is this from the wiki?

Yeahuh

http://installgentoo.wikia.com/wiki/Headphones

rip the microphone url link

http://www.dx.com/p/xty-operator-style-earbud-microphone-set-2631 works for me mayne

dealextreme is chink, ain't it? Look dude we're relevent, mods don't have to delete our messages

seems like the zalman one is more or less the same...

and i checked this page about a year ago and it's still sold out

Anybody got the skinny on a custom nipponese big-ass-cloth? Something I could hang on my wall behind my TV or computer desk?

I saw one in a /bst/ thread that I think they got from chinaland

rip the mic's are sold out

anyone have a link that is in stock?

I'm looking at either the Zalman Mic 1 or the Neewer lapel mics both on amazon @Dolan_Duck

I just need a shitty mic to talk shit to people on discord and steam games

I got chinked on a lapel mic

what site

bought one off gearbest and it needed phantom power

my voice was extremely quiet

what is phantom power

it was a generic $0.75 one

phantom power is like an amp for microphones

some nu-male on youtube says you need a usb sound card for more volts, I just need a mic to directly plug into the mic port 3.5mm

zalman mic 1 might work

or should I just get a splitter

I'm using earpods but the way the 3.5mm connection is structured is bullshit

@porkchopWarlock#4127 that beats "infograph" or whatever is dumb

@porkchopWarlock#4127

fuckin ree

but beats solo 2/3 are actually legit good if you can get them used if you want a darkfag sound sig

Fucking what? Over the past hour, the watch I bought has run 15 minutes behind. How?

shit battery ?

chink watch ?

Extremely chink watch.

I hear it ticking. Nothing is moving. 👍

>ticking

that's a c4

I'd be surprised if I even got an A4 for what I paid.

how chinky we talking in USD

@Droidbot $1

Juan dollaroo

my fucking protective screen for the phone broke in a week

what phone

So what is this meme about lads
http://s.aliexpress.com/uEjmM7nq

it aims for you

only in counter strike(r) global offensive(tm)

Its real right

supposedly

With the flawless sensor loved by /g/

flawless is a buzzword

if you want to be good at vidya you shouldnt be buying meme mice, you should l2p

Not for vidya

I had this mouse years ago and it sat good in my hands

I don't mind if its not the best sensor aswell, i just want to know if it is original

iirc the original 3.5G had Avago ADNS-S3888 but the chink replica has Pixart 3360 or 3325

So is it a replica?

i dont think any mice use the s3888 anymore

actually i think all mice except logitech use pixart now

So what are you saying

That they are producing this mouse still

logitech has a few exclusive pixart sensors

what

I want to know if its a replica

i dont think you can buy a 3.5g officially anymore

Oh oke

or a mouse with avago s3888

Weren't they made in china in the first place

ofc

So I thought maybe this seller still has them from long ago or something

the seller has access to some kind of official verification sticker

Synapse recognized the mouse

that too

Are there good chink mice with good enough sensor for vidya, and a little big like the deathadder

I was thinking of intellimouse

man i want that deathadder but i literally dont have the money right now

the local post services declined delivery of some sensors because apparently they were emitting radiation

I don't know which sensor it was, I was expecting CO2, Infrared, geiger tubes and some more

KEK

anyway, the whole package is on the way back to China now

You got chinked by non chinks fam

@porco top kek

"this device emits photons, we can not allow import"

>Emitting radiation
>Lets put it back on the plane

Maybe they gave me a piece of `Uranium-238` to test if the geiger counter works properly

who knows

@porco are you doing a MQ-7 for CO?

Installed Padavan firmware to my Xiaomi Router 3G, the UI is really nice.

@emre#5846 James Donkey 125 is a good mouse

@emre

2 months later

@lurker a phone

or earbuds

Yep

A chinkphone

which?