Do we have a /csg/ shop blacklist?

we should make one

to counter chink list

start a pastebin

guys whats the site chinks use to dox people? I heard about one

it's in announcements

ok

http://www.vkvan.com/

>Chinkanese

Damn

just run it through google translate

yeh

>not on the shitlist

good boy comfy

good goy

Are there any good chink vacuums?

Xiaomi probably has one

Anyone got a leaflet about free phone cases in their packages?

I got one, says you can receive one free custom phone case per month

One dollar for shipping

got the Ugee today, will post photos and thoughts when I get home

got to use it a little bit, it's really nice

nice m8

@Stickmakerman Cool, you plan on drawing with it or use it for photo editing?

My Chinese dicks arrived today. 👍

9 out of 10 survived the shipping in good shape. 1 had fallen out of it's little box and been squished. As a result it's quite flat now.

@kontroll i played so much with mine that its pretty broken already <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

Did yours arrive... greasy?

@kontroll Those are the aliexpress ones right?

I arranged them from left to right according to how well their packaging survived the shipping.

Yes, @Tribit.

10cent?

forgot how much they were

0.66$ each.

are you giving them away as gifts?

Depends on how you look at it.

I plan on planting them in people's apartments / houses / cars.

The little cardboard insert in the box says "Ke Ai De Xiao *Dong* Wu". 👍

They smell funny. 😬

My Gongtian fan smelled a bit weird too

went away after a while

pretty sure the smell is whatever they use in their warehouses to keep out rats

@kontroll no mine was not greasy but i got it from fasttech

It does smell a bit like industrial lube, come to think of it.

Either way, it's not a bad smell. Just not a nice one.

Maybe i got premium dicklet <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Unlike the component boxes I got. They smell like absolute death, warmed over, decomposed and shat upon.

I guess you did. 😦

@Deleted User "Blackhead vacuum suction"? That sounds positively lethal.

I do like the material this li'l dick is made of.

Presumably leftover fleshlight silicone.

xd

tfw thought my left ear on hybrid pros was fucked

tfw my left ear borked

RIP

@dave wat

apparently my left ears fucked up

Get your ear cleaned out

so i need to go to the doctors to get antihistamine

according to 3d autist

@Tribit my mum had this weird chink ear flame shit clears out your ears

i need to see if we've got some more

Get it done by a doc

>waits 10 years at the 8-8

it was some weird paper thing

this kind of shit

```How is Ear Candling Done?
Ear candles are tubes (approximately 10 inches in length) that are made of cotton or linen fabric that has been wound into a cone shape, soaked in wax, and then allowed to harden.

During an ear candling session, a person lies down on one side with the ear being treated facing up.


The hollow tube, or ear candle, is placed through a hole in a wax-collecting plate and into the external ear canal. The candle is lit at the opposite end and the practitioner trims the burnt material. The treatment ends after several minutes or when the candle stub is several inches from the patient's head. The ear candle stub is removed and extinguished, and the outer ear may be wiped with a cotton ball. ```

```Some proponents of ear candling claim that ear candling can treat sinusitis, sinus pain, tinnitus, vertigo, and otitis media. The external ear canal, however, is separated from the middle ear, sinuses, Eustachian tube, and nasal passages by the ear drum (tympanic membrane).```

i'll try it and if it doesn't work, ill see a doctor

what am I reading

no stop

ok

someone inexperienced sticking things in your ear is super dangerous

s8 or s8+?

http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_617059.html

people still shill the doogee?

b-but it has a good camera senpai

the more the cameras, the better the quality!

this picture was taken with a dog 2 shoot, haters will say its fake

kek

>there's a new podcast

yo, I've been missing out

welcome back cathy

yeah we restarted it

yo what are the chances of chink wirless earphones exploding and making deaf forever?

99%

shieeet

https://youtu.be/T3WjY2soJ04 @Tervy <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

yes ?

oh nothing, just thought you'd enjoy the video

>@dave : so i need to go to the doctors to get antihistamine

Fucking why? Go to whatever type of pharmacy you have, pick up allergy pills.

$1 for like 14 of them, easy.

yeah do that

Also don't do ear candling

That's the most idiotic thing I've read in a while

@dave yeah don't do that

Go to a doctor

^for professional wax removal, yes. For antihistamines that's overkill. Initially anyway.

What the fuck kinda Austin did I read

Ear candling

welcome back @cathy

anyone find anything nice on """"amazon"""""

$279 Samsung 28in 4K TN looks pretty good, as well as a $200 21:9 29in FHD LG

there's a story in the news about some teen that electrocuted themselves using a phone in the bathtub

what fucking phone was that

literally how

it was the charger

phones don't electrocute you

usb ac adapters are the one thing I won't buy chink shit

I didn't know you could die from contact with USB

if your chink shit ac adapter isn't properly isolated from the mains then yes you can

If it was a chinky one that was delivering too much pwr

yeah

not delivering "too much" power

@Deleted User Saint Clive showed several USB / battery lanterns where the USB port was live at mains. 👍

it was delivering literally AC power

oh okay

jesus no wonder the kid died

same shit with the note 7 """"explosions""""

different issue

No one talked about what charger the people were using

it was proven to be cause by a battery defect though

they already did a postmortem of the note 7

$1 chink-charger on a $700+ phone

it was a different issue

Hey, which lepin set should I get?

I don't even trust the Xiaomeme charger I got with the phone I bought.

They have been selling them in Korea with a smaller battery.

https://news.samsung.com/global/infographic-galaxy-note7-what-we-discovered

I keep using my Samsung charger.

Huh. Neat little info site.

apple has a buyback program

if you bring them a shitty charger

you can buy an apple one for $10

🤔

i could abuse that

Exactly.

buy bulk chink chargers, resell apple ones for 15 dollars

I really don't think they give a flying fuck anyway. It's profit either way for them.

anyone with a brain would turn you away

Did you guys see the thread yesterday about Best Buy giving you $75 in-store-credit for bringing "a working laptop"

https://www.apple.com/support/usbadapter-takeback/

So people were dusting off Win95 machines and walking them in, employees pissed off.

How was that not the first thing that came to mind?

there's a difference between offering someone $75 once which in most cases will result in them turning around and applying that credit to a new tablet or laptop

Corporate is always retarded

and some kind of bulk usb scam

"Scam"

AAPL pays pennies for a charger, undoubtedly.

fuck, idk anymore about my ears

i just think my ears have water in them

they pay several pennies more than the chinese though

@dave If it is a wax buildup, get a professional to check them out.

how would i be able to tell? 🤔

if you tilt your head to the side and mash the little flap on your ear and rapidly open and close your ear and it feels warm you have water

how scientific

wot

the little flap

@dave You could have somebody take a peek in your disgusting ear hole.

im confused

The earlobe?

yeah

idk what its called honestly

Imagine hearing that at a doctor's office...

"Your little flap. Mash it."

its the earlobe but its the part that covers the hole in the side of your head

its just cartilage

Ah.

oh, how would it be warm? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

tilt your head to the side and mash it and its warm if theres water in there

@Deleted User http://www.hearinghaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ear-diagram.jpg

its warm because of the water

Pinna...?

I was just looking up earlobe terminology too

yeah i think so

I think the lobe is specifically the part that hangs down.

Why would there be water?

thats gotta be it

swimming, shower

Or in some freak cases, the thing that's attached.

i can't tell if theres water or not

bath <:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

not cool unless its with your mom david

<:deepthonk:326852766884560897>

@dave Enjoy. <http://www.top10homeremedies.com/how-to/get-water-ear.html>

Numba wan domaen.

https://screenshots.firefox.com/z3nLNZ0BjVrMBlXH/boards.4chan.org firefox nightly new screenshot feature

It's pretty good

there are """Extensions""" that do the same thing however

@Deleted User That's been a feature for years in the dev tools. Is this exposed elsewhere in the browser now?

shift+f2 "screenshot --clipboard --fullpage"

Or you can press Shift+F2...

Yes, that.

not a big fan of all of the new ui design

let me off this ride

That reminds me of something

I'm looking for a dual boot tablet with keyboard or whatever you call those things

Budget is about 600bux

What get

Cube i7 Mix Plus I guess

https://youtu.be/7P7tl_8P200 @Stoopeedo

Several messages later

it never ends

It did end actually

ah, the classic one star threat

Dude is that real

It seems to have worked

@hale 1 star him anyway

they promised to stop but didn't

you should do the same ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That is the funniest shit I've read in a long time

Holy fuck I'm dying

I'll put it on the thread then :^)

I saved that shit if you don't mind

If someone wants to put this together in one picture on paint or something go ahead

Easier to post, and I'm on my phone rn

Idk how but I sent to a friend

That is fanfuckingtastic

@hale I made a rolling screenshot in my phone is that enough

my.mixtape.moe/awvdqb.png

is mipad 3 worth it? I want something to read comic books, manga and web articles in Pocket, maaaaybe books, I don't really mind the screen being bright

It didn't get great reviews, buggy software and not much of an upgrade over the Mipad 2

people called it a side grade, not an upgrade

I'd go after Cube or Chuwi for tablets if you can

https://techtablets.com/recommended-chinese-tablets-brands/

the FNF iFive Mini might be a good shout

retina screen for $99.99

Oh wait, I'll just do a rolling screenshot of the convo

whatever you do

DO NOT

go Teclast

also if you are gonna use a chink tablet with intel atom in it, just use windows

android is garbage on them

Are 100$ chink tablets strong enough to emulate DS

the classic 1-star-review-threat as a last resort

@fully-autismatic the DS isn't exactly powerful, I don't see why not

@Tribit home now, plan on using it for a little bit of everything