apple has a buyback program

if you bring them a shitty charger

you can buy an apple one for $10

🤔

i could abuse that

Exactly.

buy bulk chink chargers, resell apple ones for 15 dollars

I really don't think they give a flying fuck anyway. It's profit either way for them.

anyone with a brain would turn you away

Did you guys see the thread yesterday about Best Buy giving you $75 in-store-credit for bringing "a working laptop"

https://www.apple.com/support/usbadapter-takeback/

So people were dusting off Win95 machines and walking them in, employees pissed off.

How was that not the first thing that came to mind?

there's a difference between offering someone $75 once which in most cases will result in them turning around and applying that credit to a new tablet or laptop

Corporate is always retarded

and some kind of bulk usb scam

"Scam"

AAPL pays pennies for a charger, undoubtedly.

fuck, idk anymore about my ears

i just think my ears have water in them

they pay several pennies more than the chinese though

@dave If it is a wax buildup, get a professional to check them out.

how would i be able to tell? 🤔

if you tilt your head to the side and mash the little flap on your ear and rapidly open and close your ear and it feels warm you have water

how scientific

wot

the little flap

@dave You could have somebody take a peek in your disgusting ear hole.

im confused

The earlobe?

yeah

idk what its called honestly

Imagine hearing that at a doctor's office...

"Your little flap. Mash it."

its the earlobe but its the part that covers the hole in the side of your head

its just cartilage

Ah.

oh, how would it be warm? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

tilt your head to the side and mash it and its warm if theres water in there

@Deleted User http://www.hearinghaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ear-diagram.jpg

its warm because of the water