$13 seems reasonable for that tho

Also lol ages 6 and up

it would be $80 if it was a lego set

lol

at least its face doesn't look like a rat

Like some 6 year old cunt is going to put 2k microscopic blocks together

the cat bus looks sweet too

🐱 🚌

WW2 Classic / Assassination Hitler Axis Head of State / Black Widow Model Military US Army Pilot Soldier Figure Building Block
WW2 Classic / Assassination Hitler Axis Head of State / Black Widow Model Military US Army Pilot Soldier Figure Building Block
http://s.aliexpress.com/MjMn2a2E
(from AliExpress Android)

HITLER LEGO

LOZ literally rips off lego sets

among other companies

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Star-Wars-Millennium-Falcon-Outer-Space-Space-Ship-Building-Blocks-Model-Toys-Gift-Compatible-with-legeod/1684139_32783312847.html

eg these are literally a lego set

Nah this is "enlighten"

Loz just takes 3d models and turns them into building sets for autists

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-LEPIN-05007-1381pcs-Building-Blocks-Star-Wars-Force-Awakens-Millennium-Falcon-Model-Kits-Rey-BB/32787161617.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10152_10065_10151_10130_10068_436_10136_10157_10137_10060_10138_10155_10062_10156_10154_10056_10055_10054_10059_9914_10099_10103_10102_10096_10147_10052_10053_10107_10050_10142_10051_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10178_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10181_10037_10183_10182_10185_10032_10078_10079_10077_10073_10070_10123-10102_9914,searchweb201603_9,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=2c97cd50-8c32-4067-a3e0-5640d0c467b3&algo_expid=ab3214fc-d865-4136-9333-976d1d19b30f-3&algo_pvid=ab3214fc-d865-4136-9333-976d1d19b30f

"lepin"

i swear they are all the same factory

lol

this one is sweet

Collection poker 54pcs President of the Russian Vladimir Putin poker set celebrity playing cards deck novelty present pokers
Collection poker 54pcs President of the Russian Vladimir Putin poker set celebrity playing cards deck novelty present pokers
http://s.aliexpress.com/RbY3UzaU
(from AliExpress Android)

The share function of the aliexpress app is kinda dick

Also did they photoshop the fucking House of Cards cover

yes lol

Kek

There's not a whole lot of playing cards on ali

"playing cards" 6,042 Results

seems like quite a bit

not enough putin ones

@dankbutts Good video on counterfeit toys in China, also mentions Lepins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt2n_Z6rpRo

Yeah

ive bought a bunch @Tribit

im a bad person i guess

lol

I own some mao and bin Laden cards for example

like i have a full set of kaws toys on my shelf

Nobody cares, it mentions how the ceo of LEGO couldn't spot a fake

im not paying fucking $800 for a kaws toy

😛

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2380057.m570.l1313.TR12.TRC2.A0.H0.Xkaws+companion.TRS0&_nkw=kaws+companion&_sacat=0

lol this video is weird @Tribit

"YOU CAN TELL RIGHT AWAY"

give me a break

"you can feel it once you touch it"

ohhh noessssssssss

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Iron-Man-3-MARK-VII-1-4-Scale-Limted-Edtion-Collectible-Bust-Figure-Model-Toy-with/32697650114.html

decool, lepin are the two big ones ive seen

for lego

@dankbutts calm down, it's not in a negative sense. When you see that shit in person it is pretty easy to spot and shitty plastic does feel "off". Lepin is one of the best quality Lego copies out there though.

Also nice find on that bust.

I've started to ask sellers to include pieces of their local newspapers with my order

I wonder if any of them are cool enough to actually do it

REMINDER: If you use uTorrent currently, you MAY have been infected with a virus from a flash exploit of an ad being served on uTorrent right now. You should perform a full system scan to check if you haven't been fucked.
SWF:Meadgive is the supposed virus that is being detected.

People still use utorrent?

Whoever still fucking uses utorrent deserves that virus

Who the hell still uses utorrent

How many times have they been caught with that shit already

Transmission brah

@dankbutts 4u https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-New-Arrival-Fidget-Spinner-Toy-Captain-America-Shield-Metal-Finger-Spinner-Anti-stress-Mini-Action/32809549284.html

Is there a offensive fidget spinner yet

Like with a picture of Hitler or Mao or stuff like that

Just write jew on one

A massive swastika spinner

>fidget spinners in the shape of a swastika

Lmao

I'm not even searching for spinners and that shit comes up

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hand-Spinner-toys-Fidget-Spinner-Captain-America-shield-fidget-spinner-EDC-hand-spinner-for-interesting-anti/32810422130.html

BMW logo spinner

Biohazard

@🚂Quatroking🚂 (🇳🇱) I wonder if Ali chinks even read papers anymore

@dankbutts Bazinga https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1QdE1QVXXXXcWaXXXq6xXFXXXV/223569327/HTB1QdE1QVXXXXcWaXXXq6xXFXXXV.jpg

if all goes well, i get my new phone today

and chinkplayer

which phone?

and which chink player?

kek

I encourage you all to ask for pieces of newspaper with your orders

also I just forgot to shake my canned coffee, shit

"if i throw extra dollar or 3 do i get whole newspaper then"

I ask "please include piece of local newspaper if possible :)"

note the smiley

chinks love smileys

"i pay 5 extra if you translate front page"

:^)

chink-translated newspaper

oh boy

ask crystal for nudes

reading their chat is hilariously horrible

"man run over by truck" - "kid ate politician cat, now in jail"

proper text translated by their "worse than google-translate " mind would be fun as fuck

whenever I chat with the chinks I just go into full retard mode and I start typing in very broken english

that shit actually seems to help a lot

yeah they probly understand "broken" english better than official text

again, smileys

http://www.gearbest.com/personal-protective-equipment/pp_630024.html

lol dixie helmet

so what's the current popular item to order now

other than fidget shit

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1000pcs-3-pin-terminal-connector/32810484300.html <:thonk:288060975775612929>

>inb4 chink will not deliver

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Plastic-red-apple-model-for-fuji-apple/32687111653.html

🍎

probably buttplugs and stocking. /csg/ have become so fucking gay

holy fuck https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Body-Motion-Sensor-Automatic-Seat-LED-Light-For-Toilet-Bowl-Lid-8Color-Lamp/32713173327.html

rip chink https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/1000pcs-33E-Resistor-1-4-W-carbon-film-resistor-package-TH-5-tolerance/1602024_32810350759.html

1000 pcs for 0,05$ <:benis:239668961011040257>

those russians gonna bust him

I have a whole stack of transistors, like 50 different types

dipshit chinks forgot to mark the papers so takes forever to find the ones I need

>0,05$

kek

somewhere, a chink is going chinkshit

>0,05$

and yes, they completely no need it

@sludge @AlbumONLY Redmeme 4A and Fiio M3

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-New-2015-Mini-Glove-Pillow-Hot-Sales-Creative-Siesta-Pillows-Ostrich-Pillow-For-Travelling/32302401522.html

3m usb cable for 0,04$ with store coupon https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/New-Flat-noodle-1M-2M-3M-Micro-USB-Data-Sync-Power-charger-cable-for-Samsung-galaxy/2025098_32688513118.html

how to look like a retard and miss your flight at the same time

"Spend US $2.01 to get US $2.00 off"

lel

you need to find product for atleast 2,01 first

@Ryptun I went to that store. There's more 1000pcs things for $0.05.

that looks like a nice fiio m3 @ルナフクロウ#9924

I ordered a bunch.

that didnt work

@kontroll chink will not deliver anyway

No, if course. But Ali will be unhappy with them if they don't. 👍

And I'll get my money back.

just wait for message "hello my friend, please cancel it was system mistake"

"please visit factory sometime yes"

I've been invited to a fucking fuji apple farm south of bejing once

fuji apples suck!!!!

kek

"system mistake". All the keks.

well they are ok

do you have royal galaxy apples there?

I came across a listing selling 1kg of fuji apples for 50c

turns out I had to order a minimum of 20 cases and the listing was an error

seller refunded my money and invited me to her farm complex

lol

lol wtf

XiaoMeme RedMeme

I was just like "lol fuji apples" and ordered two kilograms

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

That just rolls off the tounge

There we go

OCD in check.

don't tell the furries https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mermaid-Tail-Blanket-Yarn-Knitted-Handmade-Crochet-Mermaid-Blanket-Kids-Throw-Bed-Wrap-Super-Soft-Sleeping/32758399549.html

>furries
>woman

you can tell them, nothing will happen

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Arrival-NieR-Automata-YoRHa-Type-B-No-2-Sublimation-Pillow-Cases/32803151085.html <:benis:239668961011040257><:benis:239668961011040257><:benis:239668961011040257><:benis:239668961011040257><:benis:239668961011040257><:benis:239668961011040257><:benis:239668961011040257><:benis:239668961011040257><:benis:239668961011040257>

who is that character?

i ve seen so many cosplays of this bitch

2b from this new jap game Nier:Automata

the game is pretty great apparently

the game's creator is a total weeb and designed it this way because he likes pretty girls

lel of course

surprising it is on windows as well

you could hear feminists getting triggered across the horizon

it has produced some nice cosplays..

anyway, anyone know more websites like this? http://all-coupons.biz/coupons/

@Ryptun it doesn't seem to apply the coupon for me

on that usb cable

coupon is applied when you attempting to make payment

oh okay

I never use coupons

are you this new on ali? <:benis:239668961011040257>

nah dude I got 120 orders or so lol

I just never used coupons before

works for me <:benis:239668961011040257>

lel

i'm just good at finding coupons

how dood

I like how it says "All the cable tested by Phone IOS8.3 before shipping" in the ad even though it's micro-usb

Why would you need this tower? Are you just hoarding shit at this point?

cool metalic tower, it already arrived

<:benis:239668961011040257> <:benis:239668961011040257> <:benis:239668961011040257> <:benis:239668961011040257> <:benis:239668961011040257>

kek

i have more of this but i dont wanna dig in old shit

are xiaomi pens a meme

sure looks like it

xiaomi pens? what are they doing?

they write

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Mijia-Sign-Pen-9-5mm-Signing-Pen-PREMEC-Smooth-Switzerland-Refill-MiKuni-Japan-Ink/32723573788.html

🤔

more 1c shit <:benis:239668961011040257> https://www.aliexpress.com/item/layered-chokers-necklace-women-2017-popular-gothic-black-leather-tattoo-necklaces-with-stone-copper-pendant-bijouterie/32809074438.html

i don't need that shit

try and get me blanks of this plastic case http://i.imgur.com/GyE32WK.jpg

I own two of them as you see and I have no idea where to get more other than ordering more $10 multicarts

my friend buys his daughters chokers

i find that weird.....

bruh

<:clickingthatshit:232919726307803137>

ah my friend has a xiaomeme pen, he realy likes it

but you can for the same money get a fountain pen whcih imo is cooler

can we make this a thing, asking for newspapers when ordering stuff

I just ordered three more things and put the question in the comments, I really hope some sellers will include some

what for?

and also if its alarge enough package its probably a non issue

but a lot of chink shit is small so they'd prob refuse

will add to the shipping cost and all

because lol chink newspapers

also shipping? nigga did you see the amount of bubble wrap they sometimes use

I once received four usb sticks wrapped in a 5cm layer of wrap

it was just one big ball

also I ask for pieces

a single page is enough

ah right

ye thatd be doable

i once received pendrive with real capacity of 35 mb <:benis:239668961011040257>

this is just a little experiment I guess, @AlbumONLY

kinda how some people ask pizza places to draw shit on the boxes

I've asked 6 times now and one seller replied that they didn't have any newspapers

kek

haven't heard back from the others but who knows they might include some stuff

btw how often do you guys get free shit with your shit

so far I've only once gotten a free micro-sd reader and one of those mobile phone pens

dont think ive gotten free shit ever

oh wait

i did get a little tea packet with my chuwi hibook

and a tablet pen, an earphone cable shortener thing

yep that was cool

i like the tea packet, that was a cool mini gift

lel they always call everyone dear

chinksplaining

dear, friend

dealing with chinks is fun

helped out a pal some time ago with ordering 100 customized gameboy cartridges from an alibaba merchant

oomg

does alibaba use alipay?

about 7 years ago i was interested in trying to start a business of my own and they all wanted me to pay with some dodge shit like western union

I think so but many sellers also accept wechat and stuff

cost him $300 incl shipping

so i never trusted em and didnt buy anything

DHL shipping no less

oh and everything was done over skype

ah ok

hm.. i think id be more comfortable buyin from alibaba than 7 years ago

actually in the beginning i wasnt sure bout aliexpress

since no paypal

but now im comfy buyin from ali