shoo shoo, **Mr. Panda** stinky chinky

shoo shoo, **dingus** stinky chinky

shoo shoo, **Maoboom** stinky chinky

shoo shoo, **Anon** stinky chinky

shoo shoo, **sebii** stinky chinky

shoo shoo, **niggereedoo** stinky chinky

@Nadeko you're a cutie

thx

e

did it 😒 🔫

She's not even the best girl in her series

I'm the best girl in the whole world

There's no single woman in this universe that can compite with me

prove me wrong

There is no single girl in this discord.

I'm talking about Rem

Prove me right.

BOIIIIIIIIIIIII

Shut up KANGZ

@Strachi She's pretty shit considering she gets cucked by an half elf :^)

AB is full of weebs

this Swedish guy has 7 loli dakimakuras

in his bed

Why are you reading the forums anyway?

huh¨'

Nah I was just very active in IRC

fair enough

>ask guy a few minutes walk away from me on ebay if I can collect from him instead of postage
>he doesnt reply
>it ends with no bids and he doesn't relist

my fucking face

do these scumbags want to pocket their postage costs

ok

do you want a stranger at your dorstep

Welcome @ZeroGeeZ!

what's the point in packaging it and wrapping it in foil for £10 if I can walk there

sheeit

well

most of the time people prefer not sending it

less hassle

so yeah I did not get it too

I understand postage for people 20+ miles away even but not -5 miles

AB, huh?

Well, there are tons of Swedes in the private torrent circles

especially with fragile electronics

I'd rather carry it home than have DHL punt it up the road like a football

^

^

possible Comfy review tomorrow lads, no promises

ˇ

got something brewing in my ass and it isn't shit

it's inspiration

Or a tapeworm

:^)

Cum?

I've seen it all

hue hue

Now we have two Benders

new bender says ello

There's only place for one Bender here, buddy

biting of my shiny metal ass, perhaps?

or i can change...i dont fear change

See, you're not a true Bender. A true Bender wouldn't change, because he knows he's perfect.

im actually the professor

like so

How does that work now

goddamnit

mindswap episode?

That's what I was thinking

You could've started with GOOD NEWS EVERYONE, though

BAD NEWS EVERYONE

o shit, mao, i saw you in /edc/

Is this the most redpilled everyday carry?

>Redpilled

>Carry digital watch

NSA can get into that too, you know

Might as well ditch the Motorola as well, cause old ass >CDMA network

NSA has probably planted a microphone in my mechanical watch

Super easy to crack

Bluepilled/10

@tablecat Just take out the battery, put it in a microwave oven

Let it spin for 5 sec

Done

Since it's mechanical, only the "microphone" will fry

They're probably microwave proof

Nah

I've actually accidentally fried a microphone, a few years back

But that wasn't an NSA microphone, was it?

A friend tried to play this nasty listening prank on me

Put the mic under my plate

I microwaved it and it popped within 2 secs

brb, girlfriend time

That's the thing with small microphones, though

They're too small to have any kind of shielding

Makes them resistant to shock and whatnot, but against interference, nope

Yeah, whatever, I've given up my life to the botnet anyway.

@Aerione tons of Swedes everywhere

with 1 Gbps complaining about how bad internet infrastructure they have

and how South korea have better

>when you're so normie that you can give your life to the botnet and not be afraid of anything

living the life