It's my fucking life goal

All I ever wanted to do in my life is sell standard spaghetti

They told me I could be anything

>standard spaghetti only, non-standard spaghetti eaters can get out

So I followed my dreams

Signs up

here's a link to my website www.standardspghettigalore.com

England has a serious immigration problem, reports of non-standard spaghetti eaters in all metropolitan areas has led to mobilisation of the standard spaghetti movement

Someone make a new thread pls

Unstandard spaghetti users are calling to exit the standard spaghetti union

'spaghetti edition '

"people ask me 'donald, what do you eat?' i tell them 'what do you thinkl i eat, standard spaghetti.' it's not a question, people want to elect a president you better make sure that president eats standard spaghetti" - trump

This would probably be way funnier if I actually heard a speech

if i could impresonate that chrazy voice he has i'd have made a vocaroo

the non-standard spaghetti eaters, they love me, they do, but they have to go back

she sent me two messages after i declined

i dont know how to cancel the order, im just not pressing the buttone

@zero I mean if I actually heard Trump's speech

"Oh why you decline? you think you can fuck with us?"

she basically called your bluff

"you and your western standard spahghetti is made up"

basically saying the same thing "buy it from your supermarket"

doesnt donald eat his pizza with a fork and knife?

he's a germophobe

Yes

yeah

What a monster

and he'd eat standard spaghetti too

NOT A NEW YORKER,

HES A PHONY

@breh she called your bluff and is now making fun of you tbh

maybe

two messages to rub it in

there's a few chineese people sitting at their computers laughing about the same shit we are

either that or she really wants me to click

i aint clicking that shit nigga

no, she made the order knowing you wouldn't

"click it weak westener"

*rha rha rha* "we chinked them again!" *rha rha rha*

Jii: I am mangosteen. The thai distrubutor I ended up buying from shipped it to me on a slow boat via fedex for 50$

that's why she's laughing at you in multiple messages

a slow boat

that feel when hovering over the button

one sneeze and i click

shipping options:

China air mail
slow boat

How much did you get Stalin?

Tfw murica shipping

400 cans

Shit

of?

mangosteen, i want your life

Mangosteen drink

how do i get cheap shipping

did you pretend to be a business?

Can you ship your life to Jii?

Live in burger land

Mangosteen juice

is it really that good?

a standard spaghetti shop is more believeable in america anyway

Jii: its just cheap because I live near a port and could go pick it up myself

your waifu

Im sorry, im all over the place tonight

I end up buying at least a can a day from the vietnamese market near me anyway, so I figured why not. Ened up being 175$ish for the whole thing. So really I payed close to half price after shipping and customs.

did you pretend to be a business?

@Camphor76-22-2 thats not too bad for 43 cents per can

Jii: originally to make an alibaba account, but I ended up just doing a private transaction with the distributor.

what would you say my failing was

Standard spaghetti

I bought more than most actual businesses do in a month, so they didnt care that I wasnt a business.

Jii: wrong sellers, who make no profit anyway

To cheap a product

No margin for them on small orders

Why are tennis balls so damn expensive? http://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20160720202934&SearchText=tennis+balls

I just wanted to give my dog mouth cancer

They are shipped compressed

@DisplayGFX Do you have a tennis court near you?

@cathy 2 dogs

No I mean

oh, i see

There ought to be dozens laying around

i dont feel that chink(blacked???), not yet

Tfw my phone doesnt recognise my mixer as a microphone so cant record with it.

>tfw my mixer isn't recognized as a microphone

something something mixtape

I reviewed my chink parcel, sorry for delay post id = 55677090

So was the juice $225?

For ship + price

No, shipping was 50$ customs was 6% exprcted value, so 24.smth$

And cans cost 100$

So $174 ish

Yeah

Neat

Shipping wasnt dead on 50$ either, but close enough

this person and their sideways photos

goodnight, i think ill have my sweet dreams i was promised

farewell

you better be dreaming of standard spaghetti

is there such thing as a USB splitter?