Fock off m8

Oi m8 you got a fockin license?

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Thomas the NPC Engine

I don't remember any of these characters when I grew up watching this.

Look like she's about to fuckin crash

ALLAH ACKBAR (crashes into Sodor Solar Energy farm sending Sodor back to the 7th century)

THE BOMBS SHE CARRIED BLEW HER OFF THE TRACKS

I'm no train engineer but I'm pretty sure all wheels should be touching track at all times

Sandniggers don't know how to drive trains

Come to think of it

There's no trains in Africa or Western Asia

They have them in China of course

And America

And...Germany🤔

Theres trains in Africa, its just half the workers end up being lion food.

Hahahaha

So they go on strike and quit

Hey lions need to eat too.

with a half built track

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if they made trains from africa to europe

DIS BLACK PEEPLE LAND

WE WUZ KANGS N SHIT

The result of the Morocco Spain tunnel

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Africans in Germany: WE WUZ NAZIS AND SHEIT.

At some point in time when US leaves NATO, Europe will still think that they don't need to spend on defence, thinking everyone else will use their military to defend them, but then all of Europe thinks some country or the other will defend them but everyone is disarmed to the point Russia can Putinize all of Europe in a week.

Which is why we probabaly wont leave NATO.

And not all NATO countries are being useless.

Fuck NATO, tbh

Each country has to pull its own weight

NATO has one good thing though

if not for it, the krautscum would be up to their old tricks again.

Lets just have Elon build us a rocket to mars and nuke the planet

You mean, Putin will liberate Europe

Bring back traditions, culture, religion, and law

No

Fuck Putin

Putin only gives a shit about Russia.

Putin fucked Ukraine for no reason

Although Ukraine was fucked before comrade Putin

ukraine is not even a real state, let's start from there.

and slavmalians fucked themselves.

hard.

Bro it's a real state

nope.

How

it's like Turkmenistan

What about Belarus

made up by lenin

I don't think it's a real state

more real than shitkraine.

since the "white russian" ethnos is a thing.

while shitkraine is a mix of different ethnoses who hate each other.

What today are Russians began in Ukraine

Kievan Rus

I'm suprised that Putin hasn't tried to annex the Balkans yet

Don't worry he won't

He already got serbia for support

he has enough of his own bums and corrupt shitheads

kievan rus was nothing more than a loose alliance of east slav tribes.

Russia's true start is with the Duchy of Moscow.

also Russia is a name made up by Peter I

and Kievan Rus wasn't even found by slavmalian shitheads

the popular theory, which afaik is also backed by written sources, states that it was founded by a viking chief Rurik.

Jeez why the fuck you hate Slavs so much

not all slavs

just the slavmalian pieces of shit.

the most brutal NKVD officers were ukrainian

ukrainian cossacks staged a rebellion in the mid 1600s, during a time when Lithuanian-Polish commonwealth were fighting the swedes.

their rebellion was backed by Moscow, and they(the muscovians) managed to capture Vilnius, and hold it for 7 years.

My grandfather was nearly executed by ukrainian NKVD posing as anti-soviet partisans, just for being the son of a teacher.

he was about 14 at the time.

also, modern slavmalians come here as gestarbeiters

mainly into construction and shit.

work for peanuts.

thus forcing local construction workers to either emigrate to western shitholes like UK, or look for another job.

Shitkrainian "soldiers" are being treated in our hospitals and sometimes are cutting line to various procedures such as heart echoscopy.

Also, my country's military is stripping itself of surplus gear and shipping it off to those shitheads.

a move, which is unconstitutional here, since the failed state of Shitkraine is still in the neoUSSR, or as it's called the Commonwealth of Independent States.

to such states, only trade of non military goods is allowed.

but is ok to our turncoat commie dipshits because "russia is EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL an shiet"

The slavmalian shitheads like to bitch and moan about holodomor, but in the ethnic hierarchy of the USSR, they were second, right after the russians.

Ukraine fucked itself.

The Crimeans are ethnically, culturally, and linguistically Russian. As well as Russian by a referendum in which only Tatar Muslims voted no

another thing, Crimea was never trully a part of that shithole

it was highly autonomic

therefore, it could at any time tell the slavmalian faggots to go fuck themselves.

Putin is a good man and a good leader

He's a bit too easy on his own.

I prayed for a man like him to be president of the US. And it came true

To successfully rule a country like Russia you have to be at least Ivan the Terrible.

Yep

And look how far it's come since he was president and PM

it climbed out of the hole that the 'ol vodka lover Yeltsin dug it into

You clean a small mess with light chemicals. You clean a big mess with strong chemicals

I still think he would've handed Kaliningrad to us in exchange for a case of vodka.

Pretty much Yeltsin started the war in chechnya