His dick was hard like a rock, and it’s miles long which is why it reached all the way to her patio, she walked outside and **DONK** she hit her head

I actually snuck out last night

And got locked out

Theres one of those bolts on the door

So I had to climb through the. Patio

So you hit his dick in the dark

3 am btw

Had school today

Didn't go

Oooooh look at you, sneaking out to 3am

Second story BTW

Had to climb over the railing onto the other Rowling with a nice drop BTW

Nah it was just becae it's a Sunday night

I'm not allowed to go out late on Sunday nights

How tall are you

5:2 5'3 with shoes provided bably

So you fell from the second story eh

No I didn't

I climbed onto my patio

And hit my head on the. Wide of the exercises all

You said second story

Ya I had to climb

Ohhh so you got onto your patio to climb to the 2nd story?

Yes

It was risky

I was so tired to

So you donked your head on a beam?

And I had to pee

Yes

What a dork

Live is crazy

Did you peepee on yourself

Yeah lmao

Do u wanna see

I don’t know if I want to

It left a weird marking on the wooe

Wood

OK lol

Okay the wood sure, I don’t want to see your peepee coochie

<:pepe:513148179277938708>

<:fat_pepe:545580980094763040> >you after you hit that beam

OK when I get home to iv

T

LOL

<:fat_pepe:545580980094763040>

<:FeelsChromosomeMan:322909204572536834> you right now

Because you’re retarded since you hit your head

Fuck how I edit pins

I wanna name it

Wait I know now

Hit head on beam then pissed herself <:fat_pepe:545580980094763040> but she got bank though

That’s better

What is this mess

That is the new major population of Greenland

I’m fucking dead with that comment ^

@farrah you good though? Your noggin okay?

Concussion probabkg

Concussion in kilograms

No fucking shit

I bredicked it

I'm really bored my friends

Same

Do you have a word in Ameringlish that describes the act of forcibly pouring water into another persons pants?

We call it buksevand/"trouser-water" and I'm sure if we conspired to do this to Bongo, we'd be entertained for a bit of a bop

Wtf

Don't worry womam, you're safe from trouser-water on account of having a concussion and already having peed yourself

Kind of lucky

I pee on everyone I meet

Tradition or scat porn?

Also @Deleted User you will have to fly from Denmark to Greenland to here

So I pee on him

Tradition or scat porn?

What is it with womams and wanting to pee on my chest

How is this a fantasy

I do not get it

Leave me be, no refuse on Hal

Hal stop being such a t I t

Reeeeeee

Mmm

Pee In showee

@Deleted User Lick my tufted tit cloaca

What r u from @Halocaust Hal#6902

Whrr

Where

You pee on everything you meet you mean right? Because you peed on that patio

August 30th, I really cant wait

GG @Nad, you just advanced to level 4!

bet its going to turbo succ

I bet it's going to turbo mega suck

s u c c is still more powerful than mega and suck

If it sucks then you suck too so let’s hope it doesn’t suck

I am the real Canadian

@Deleted User Get rekt, you're made obsolete now

I bet you can’t even tell me what Canadian bacon is without looking it up

It's what real human beings call hamburgerryg

It's not bacon and that's why I am taking over Canada

To set things right with you odd and misguided people

<:pepe_boy:545580890592641034>

I like your new pfp Clean Alpaca

It's so very easy to confuse it with the pfp of the womam who peed herself and wants to pee on us all

Unless I pay good attention

Which I never do

LOLLLL

IMAGINE BEING CANADIAN

I feel so bad for you

I'm not canadian

I'm the THE REAL Canadian

The king of the leaf

Lord of all the underbrush

Bow to me you flammable fuckers

My pfp has been this way before womam who peed herself changed hers, but thanks hal

Also my great grandmother is a immigrant from Canada so it’s flowing through my veins, she’s also still alive in her 90’s

I mean she’s alive alive. She plays golf and shit. Perfectly able to walk around and everything. You would think she’s 70

I suppose I just now realized you were a human being with your own pfp

Bless your grandmother

My grandmother of 82 (her birthday was just three days ago) is sort of the same

It's very blessed

Nordic rune for gay

Lol banned in Sweden

Just to make it clear, that's not me working on the silver, that's the based natsoc jewelsmith I commisioned

B a n n e d. i n s w e d e n

No it's not

yes tey r

@Deleted User

No one ever partook in any of the group masturbations I initiated

So I'm not partaking

I never have before and I won’t now

Yeah Justin tough luck, the cool people of this server has veto'd your group masturbation session

As Senior Enlisted I feel I can speak so on behalf of tumescent Bongo and delightful Louis and that womam that pees on things

That fucking joke

It will never die

She’s forever known as the girl who pees on things

<:emoji_17:544645425173495818>

Gross yet endearing

A far better outcome than her getting seriously hurt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDEtnsvBR_k

Also now I can flex on my grandmother

Every Christmas she makes the most delicious pork liver paté sprinkled with fried mushrooms and crispy bacon

The paté is never homemade, but this year it will be, I will make sure of it

My mouth is watering just at the thought

Fuck I am looking forward to the wintertime just for that one afternoon and evening

(except when the cheeses comes out..that's arguably worse than the cold)

@Cabinet and @Justin Burger (Major-GA) a blessing to your heart each respectively, for one is kind of soul and dear of mind and the other has posts of power and knowledge ten spans vast
@Deleted User Deep down you miss the non-shitposty conversations with me, you are only being belligerant because you miss your good Uncle Hal! I will be with you tomorrow in heart my friend
@farrah How is your concussion? And if you had to make a top three of who in this server you'd want to pee on the most, who would it be, and for what reason for each of them?
@Alpaca13 On the next day off you have, you should get yourself a present, whether it's in doing something or a material thing
@Jasse Do you think out there among the stars there are beings like you and I, wonderful and flawless or are we alone to endure perfection?

Good night my friends

It is good hal

. T top three people are

@Tommunist

@Deleted User

❤

And don't worry I didn't forget about you. @!Q_een

And I'm saving the shit in my ass for @Deleted User

i dont even know this server

Shut up

@farrah ok :(

Chung Chong

shitty ass fucking anme stupid ass bitch

anime nigga whagb

Shut your dumb ass shu

Nivger

nivger

Ik it’s old but I saw it and I thought why not

ya

i loved rammstein

but they have always been erotic faggots

Thank you Hal. Recently I purchased a camera so that was my gift. I hope you sleep very well and have only the best dream

WE BOUGNT A LION MANE AND FORCED HIM TO WEAR IT, HE JUST STARED INTO SPACE BECAUSE HE WAS SO PISSED <:FeelsLoveMan:339648483562749953> <:FeelsAmazingMan:331924314263781388>

That’s also the bandana he got today from the groomer. He got his nails clipped and teeth brushed like a good boy

AWW'

Was prescribed muscle relaxers for my severe neck pain......that shit didn’t relax nothing. I was still in pain

My mother always told me, if my neck hurts and light makes me squirm and hurt, I'm either a vampire or going to die of brain membrane inflammation

I hope your neck just hurts and the sun is still your friend

@Justin Burger (Major-GA) what game is that it looks so fimoiar

I’m finna delete my discord at 10

Anyone here play Tarkov?

niggers

Goodbye goys I had a good time and I hope to meet you all in better circumstances

Keep talking shit and youl get your dick sucked

Watch out

What's going on y'all.

She got it on her too lol

Sun is still my friend, just severe neck pain that also gives me a head ache

@Alpaca13 🤠

🦁

>south americans invented the taco!!

https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1514505404083.jpg

How do you explain this then?

(We made kikes wear these for centuries in europe heh)

Lmao those look funny

Never trust a tacohat

Got her The Iron Spider costume

And Captain America’s Nomad costume

.....and black panther

She did not like the hoods

Poor doggo, but it's adorable :^)

Good evening my Lords & Ladies

Hi

@Nad HAL-O

@farrah I like animal videos

But if they’re too rough I will fucking end your life

You can see my previous rages in NSFW

That cat wanted some cake but it wasn’t for them lol <a:pepospin:421763906160295937>

@farrah go back to 03/15/2019 for rage

Look at those shield bashes

That kid just fell on his own lol

He was probably hella disorientied

These two lads did a very nice job

The red kid is a proper Hal

Bless his heart

https://youtu.be/H3EDuR123Rk

https://youtu.be/UTMa2dXqYrI

https://youtu.be/ZsBBnbzQeqY

I challenge the next to post, to stand with me before Varg whomst shall wield the knife of guttening of losers, and compare lightness of hair with me. Whomsoever has the lightest hair is spared the stabsome wrath of Varg

Well I’m getting stabbed

My boy is safe from being stabbed though

Look at those little teeth <:FeelsLoveMan:339648483562749953> <:Poggers:339644775051558923> <a:penguinshake:586661112745820193> <:ompeenom:591093242032816128> <a:dogdance:482393937840177162> <a:breathe:587806910242095104> <a:hype:552901801209364481> <:sadcat:518557241373097994>

I will raise him as though he was my own, in your honour

__**Summons Varg**__

https://soundcloud.com/deimosian/vaniardur-catacomb-disco

Friend of mine got permission to upload one of my old as fuck tracks

Glad it's not on my channel heh, what a blessed mess

GG @Deleted User, you just advanced to level 27!

FINALLY

ONLY TOOK THE ENTIRE SUMMER

Lol

It takes a while now to gain levels

We’re so high up

🍆 💦

My partner and I just got so fucking happy when we saw the hospital we’re at provides sandwiches in the EMS room

Finally some real food

Hospitals are giving back to ems finally around here

Alice u have a partner?

I'm no longer interested. How can you lead me on like that.