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2019-03-07 03:04:42 UTC

Has life always been this way?

2019-03-07 03:05:25 UTC

Ahh reminds me of rx theory medicate...

2019-03-07 03:05:44 UTC

Social media is becoming more numb

2019-03-07 03:06:12 UTC

affadavits are dumb now?

2019-03-07 03:07:22 UTC

well, its true they dont have brains. how about the doctor who put down their testimony for the record?

Anyone care for a Trump and the Queen joke?

<:sadcat:511590629856378901>

2019-03-07 03:21:39 UTC

Donald Trump meets with the Queen. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Trump frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle."

The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Theresa May in here, would you?"

Theresa May walks into the room. "Yes, your majesty?"

The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Theresa. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Theresa answers, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Back at the White House, Trump asks to speak with Vice President Mike Pence.

"Mike, answer this for me. Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says the Vice President. "Let me get back to you on that one."

Mike Pence goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes General McMasters' shoes in the next stall.

Mike shouts, "General! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and your father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?

General McMaster yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

Mike Pence smiles. "Thanks!" and goes back to the Oval Office to speak with Trump.

"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's General McMaster."

Trump gets up, stomps over to Mike Pence, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Theresa May!"

2019-03-07 03:24:20 UTC

that was kinda funny

2019-03-07 03:38:27 UTC

2019-03-07 03:39:57 UTC

Guess not <:sadcat:511590629856378901>

2019-03-07 03:40:58 UTC

@nig nog hello brother

2019-03-07 03:45:34 UTC

You should

2019-03-07 03:45:38 UTC

Think

2019-03-07 03:46:04 UTC

good evening grizzly

Open your piehole in VC and maybe that will jog my memory @blueisthebestcolor

2019-03-07 03:46:19 UTC

I have no mic

2019-03-07 03:46:31 UTC

Remember now

2019-03-07 03:46:56 UTC

What

2019-03-07 03:47:00 UTC

Are you serious

2019-03-07 03:47:07 UTC

You forgot about me that quickly

@Silly Rabbit, Trix Are For Kids hey dude.... I remember you. How's things?

@blueisthebestcolor I don't have my reading spectacles handy.

2019-03-07 03:47:54 UTC

Omg

2019-03-07 03:47:58 UTC

Itโ€™s so ez

2019-03-07 03:48:15 UTC

How do u not remember

2019-03-07 03:48:23 UTC

You were so happy the last time I came back

2019-03-07 03:48:28 UTC

@GrizzlyGuerillaโ˜‰โ™‰โ™ˆโ˜ฝโ™Œโ™ logged in to losing ALL of my info in firefox and being pretty pissed. aside from that, things have been fine, just have to rebuild everything from scratch

2019-03-07 03:48:57 UTC

<:sadcat:511590629856378901>

2019-03-07 03:49:03 UTC

mhm

2019-03-07 03:49:10 UTC

You know who I am

2019-03-07 03:49:23 UTC

Oh this asshole

2019-03-07 03:49:26 UTC

Uh oh

2019-03-07 03:49:30 UTC

See Boone knows

2019-03-07 03:49:38 UTC
2019-03-07 03:49:50 UTC

<:oldguy:511590480853598219>

2019-03-07 03:50:18 UTC

โ€˜Fraid youโ€™re tad bit retarded @GrizzlyGuerillaโ˜‰โ™‰โ™ˆโ˜ฝโ™Œโ™ <:brainlet:511590628631773216>

2019-03-07 03:51:00 UTC

Still canโ€™t spell

2019-03-07 03:51:03 UTC

<:sadcat:511590629856378901>

2019-03-07 03:51:04 UTC

Who are you?

2019-03-07 03:51:09 UTC

Who are you

2019-03-07 03:51:34 UTC

Hes a guy who has multiple accounts and he keeps making new ones and coming here

2019-03-07 03:51:43 UTC

Okay

2019-03-07 03:51:49 UTC

Canโ€™t defeat me @Thuganomicsโšœ

2019-03-07 03:51:54 UTC

hmm

2019-03-07 03:51:55 UTC

Even though some of them are banned

2019-03-07 03:51:59 UTC

Ye

2019-03-07 03:52:00 UTC

You are a virus so to speak

2019-03-07 03:52:03 UTC

Yes

2019-03-07 03:52:06 UTC

@blueisthebestcolor i can still jail you

2019-03-07 03:52:07 UTC

Ahh

2019-03-07 03:52:12 UTC
2019-03-07 03:52:16 UTC

Pls no

2019-03-07 03:52:21 UTC

Iโ€™m not hostile

2019-03-07 03:52:37 UTC

You know what I want

2019-03-07 03:52:41 UTC

I like grizzly so I take a minor offense

2019-03-07 03:52:49 UTC

Grizzly is a flat tard

2019-03-07 03:53:01 UTC

He's a friend and I don't know you ๐Ÿค”

2019-03-07 03:53:03 UTC

Stock photo memes

2019-03-07 03:53:08 UTC

@Joyvibe heโ€™s gay

2019-03-07 03:53:13 UTC

He canโ€™t debate

2019-03-07 03:53:20 UTC

Without getting triggered

2019-03-07 03:53:32 UTC

And he wrote whole paragraphs for me

2019-03-07 03:53:34 UTC

You are triggered as we speak

2019-03-07 03:53:37 UTC

No

2019-03-07 03:53:40 UTC

It's in your format

2019-03-07 03:53:43 UTC

Just recalling my memory

2019-03-07 03:53:55 UTC

Ahh forget and move on

2019-03-07 03:54:00 UTC

Nope

2019-03-07 03:54:07 UTC

I get triggered if someone just says hello to me

2019-03-07 03:54:12 UTC

Hello

2019-03-07 03:54:18 UTC

work sucks, anyone who argues against UBI is literally a cuck for capitalism

2019-03-07 03:54:26 UTC

Ah hell naw

2019-03-07 03:54:33 UTC

@Thuganomicsโšœ Boone I want answers

2019-03-07 03:54:45 UTC

Wheres muh money boah! @blueisthebestcolor

2019-03-07 03:54:51 UTC

fuck work, bruh

2019-03-07 03:54:54 UTC

Unban me an Iโ€™ll give u money

2019-03-07 03:54:58 UTC

I got crypto

2019-03-07 03:55:00 UTC

On there

2019-03-07 03:55:05 UTC

Ave true to casear

2019-03-07 03:55:30 UTC

give me muh mothafuckinโ€™ gubmint gibs, stop funding Israel

2019-03-07 03:55:31 UTC

I dont even use crypto

2019-03-07 03:55:32 UTC

Did chad change his name @Thuganomicsโšœ

2019-03-07 03:55:37 UTC

Then Iโ€™m broke

2019-03-07 03:55:40 UTC

You wot mate @Landon..

2019-03-07 03:56:07 UTC

Patrolling the Mojave makes me wish for a nuclear winter

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