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Has life always been this way?
Ahh reminds me of rx theory medicate...
Social media is becoming more numb
affadavits are dumb now?
well, its true they dont have brains. how about the doctor who put down their testimony for the record?
@๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ https://phys.org/news/2019-03-evidence-mass.html?fbclid=IwAR0AjHdmGvOwpTpHPOY5zntU379t-atdz_3Prr5PdLFpVRb7rx5m5cmg_9Y This is very weird, but i thought you would find it interesting, maybe another clue to anti gravity.
Anyone care for a Trump and the Queen joke?
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re. going OTG/dumb-phone: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/light-phone-2
Donald Trump meets with the Queen. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Trump frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle."
The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Theresa May in here, would you?"
Theresa May walks into the room. "Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Theresa. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Theresa answers, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.
Back at the White House, Trump asks to speak with Vice President Mike Pence.
"Mike, answer this for me. Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," says the Vice President. "Let me get back to you on that one."
Mike Pence goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes General McMasters' shoes in the next stall.
Mike shouts, "General! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and your father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?
General McMaster yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
Mike Pence smiles. "Thanks!" and goes back to the Oval Office to speak with Trump.
"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's General McMaster."
Trump gets up, stomps over to Mike Pence, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Theresa May!"
that was kinda funny
@GrizzlyGuerillaโโโโฝโโ do you know who I am
Guess not <:sadcat:511590629856378901>
@nig nog hello brother
@blueisthebestcolor no, 'fraid not.
You should
Think
good evening grizzly
Open your piehole in VC and maybe that will jog my memory @blueisthebestcolor
I have no mic
Remember now
no
What
Are you serious
yes
You forgot about me that quickly
@GrizzlyGuerillaโโโโฝโโ good evening mate
@Silly Rabbit, Trix Are For Kids hey dude.... I remember you. How's things?
Look at my name @GrizzlyGuerillaโโโโฝโโ
@blueisthebestcolor I don't have my reading spectacles handy.
Omg
Itโs so ez
How do u not remember
You were so happy the last time I came back
@GrizzlyGuerillaโโโโฝโโ logged in to losing ALL of my info in firefox and being pretty pissed. aside from that, things have been fine, just have to rebuild everything from scratch
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@Silly Rabbit, Trix Are For Kids that's a bummer dude.
mhm
You know who I am
'fraid not.
Oh this asshole
Uh oh
See Boone knows
Its the blue terry cruise guy @GrizzlyGuerillaโโโโฝโโ
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โFraid youโre tad bit retarded @GrizzlyGuerillaโโโโฝโโ <:brainlet:511590628631773216>
Still canโt spell
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Who are you?
Who are you
Hes a guy who has multiple accounts and he keeps making new ones and coming here
Okay
Canโt defeat me @Thuganomicsโ
hmm
Even though some of them are banned
Ye
You are a virus so to speak
Yes
@blueisthebestcolor i can still jail you
Ahh
@Thuganomicsโ DONT
Pls no
Iโm not hostile
You know what I want
I like grizzly so I take a minor offense
Grizzly is a flat tard
He's a friend and I don't know you ๐ค
Stock photo memes
@Joyvibe heโs gay
He canโt debate
Without getting triggered
And he wrote whole paragraphs for me
You are triggered as we speak
No
It's in your format
Just recalling my memory
Ahh forget and move on
Nope
I get triggered if someone just says hello to me
Hello
work sucks, anyone who argues against UBI is literally a cuck for capitalism
Ah hell naw
@Thuganomicsโ Boone I want answers
Wheres muh money boah! @blueisthebestcolor
fuck work, bruh
Unban me an Iโll give u money
I got crypto
On there
Ave true to casear
give me muh mothafuckinโ gubmint gibs, stop funding Israel
I dont even use crypto
Did chad change his name @Thuganomicsโ
Then Iโm broke
You wot mate @Landon..
Patrolling the Mojave makes me wish for a nuclear winter
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