Message from @President Sanders📍🇺🇸

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2019-03-07 02:34:58 UTC  

2019-03-07 02:35:24 UTC  

@Venasius welcome

2019-03-07 02:36:26 UTC  

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2019-03-07 02:40:04 UTC  

Really enjoying the topic in VC....

2019-03-07 02:40:11 UTC  

<:evil_morty:534348220898213898> <:NPC:516548860047392778>

2019-03-07 02:41:08 UTC  

For Every action...there is an Opposite or Equal reaction @GrizzlyGuerilla☉♉♈☽♌♍

2019-03-07 02:44:24 UTC  

So...NOOSP would hit his GF simply due to her Upsetting him...hmmm

2019-03-07 02:44:29 UTC  

<:ummmm:511590629797789708>

2019-03-07 02:50:26 UTC  

Just watched upgrade

2019-03-07 03:01:19 UTC  

Ephesians 6:10

2019-03-07 03:04:42 UTC  

Has life always been this way?

2019-03-07 03:05:25 UTC  

Ahh reminds me of rx theory medicate...

2019-03-07 03:05:44 UTC  

Social media is becoming more numb

2019-03-07 03:06:12 UTC  

affadavits are dumb now?

2019-03-07 03:07:22 UTC  

well, its true they dont have brains. how about the doctor who put down their testimony for the record?

2019-03-07 03:20:53 UTC  

@𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚗 https://phys.org/news/2019-03-evidence-mass.html?fbclid=IwAR0AjHdmGvOwpTpHPOY5zntU379t-atdz_3Prr5PdLFpVRb7rx5m5cmg_9Y This is very weird, but i thought you would find it interesting, maybe another clue to anti gravity.

2019-03-07 03:21:00 UTC  

Anyone care for a Trump and the Queen joke?

2019-03-07 03:21:19 UTC  

<:sadcat:511590629856378901>

2019-03-07 03:21:39 UTC  
2019-03-07 03:22:10 UTC  

Donald Trump meets with the Queen. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Trump frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle."

The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Theresa May in here, would you?"

Theresa May walks into the room. "Yes, your majesty?"

The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Theresa. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Theresa answers, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Back at the White House, Trump asks to speak with Vice President Mike Pence.

"Mike, answer this for me. Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says the Vice President. "Let me get back to you on that one."

Mike Pence goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes General McMasters' shoes in the next stall.

Mike shouts, "General! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and your father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?

General McMaster yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

Mike Pence smiles. "Thanks!" and goes back to the Oval Office to speak with Trump.

"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's General McMaster."

Trump gets up, stomps over to Mike Pence, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Theresa May!"

2019-03-07 03:24:20 UTC  

that was kinda funny

2019-03-07 03:38:27 UTC  

2019-03-07 03:39:21 UTC  
2019-03-07 03:39:57 UTC  

Guess not <:sadcat:511590629856378901>

2019-03-07 03:40:58 UTC  

@nig nog hello brother

2019-03-07 03:45:27 UTC  

@blueisthebestcolor no, 'fraid not.

2019-03-07 03:45:34 UTC  

You should

2019-03-07 03:45:38 UTC  

Think

2019-03-07 03:46:04 UTC  

good evening grizzly

2019-03-07 03:46:09 UTC  

Open your piehole in VC and maybe that will jog my memory @blueisthebestcolor

2019-03-07 03:46:19 UTC  

I have no mic

2019-03-07 03:46:31 UTC  

Remember now

2019-03-07 03:46:52 UTC  

no

2019-03-07 03:46:56 UTC  

What

2019-03-07 03:47:00 UTC  

Are you serious

2019-03-07 03:47:03 UTC  

yes

2019-03-07 03:47:07 UTC  

You forgot about me that quickly